r/justwriterthings Feb 22 '18

Welcome to /r/justwriterthings. Please help the subreddit grow by submitting content, telling people about the subreddit and being generous with your upvotes!

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Hi there, welcome to our brand new writer humor community!

I will do my best to find and share content every day on here, as I've been doing for the past year or so over on /r/justgamedevthings

If other people post content, I urge everyone to be generous with their upvotes, because that tends to encourage people to post again. Not every post will be comedy gold, but we'll get there :)

I make an effort to scour twitter and tumblr for good content, but if you have actually original memes and reaction gifs, that's even better.

Let's make this a thing! :D

If you have any feedback or ideas for this subreddit, please let me know in the comments.


r/justwriterthings 7h ago

Might be a repost but

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r/justwriterthings 8h ago

"""The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense"""

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r/justwriterthings 1d ago

I swear, Mr. FBI Guy, my Google searches are for research.

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r/justwriterthings 20h ago

I'm writing a high fantasy novel, but it's my first time. The major problem I have is that I'm unable to write chapters in detail. So far, my longest ones are about four A5 pages. Would anyone be able to give me tips to help with this?

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r/justwriterthings 18h ago

Just wondering: I finished draft 1 for my book, should I write the first draft of book 2 (I already have the premise and major events planned out), or should I write draft 2?

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r/justwriterthings 1d ago

Guys, I finally finished the first draft of my book.

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I've been working on it for months. It's high fantasy.


r/justwriterthings 3d ago

My first book!

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It has taken me 5 years from a bedtime story that I made up for the kids to an actual book.


r/justwriterthings 4d ago

Lovely bit of art that took me fifteen minutes

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r/justwriterthings 3d ago

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r/justwriterthings 10d ago

What if I just continued to ignore my problems?

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r/justwriterthings 10d ago

An Idea (i guess)

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So i have Like an Idea about a Fantasy anime. But its all about this giant City and the Main Charakter gets Put in a millitary force, that protects the giant fields of Farm Land that is needed to sustain this giant City. I came Up with the Idea because Fantasy writers Talk about like giant Citys but Theres Like never any extra Info about the sorounding food sources that are needed


r/justwriterthings 11d ago

The Last Philosopher: Part one is now free smashwords for the month of July šŸŽ‰

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r/justwriterthings 13d ago

What do you mean I have to finish actual plot for people to read it?

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r/justwriterthings 14d ago

My Uncle Umar:

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r/justwriterthings 18d ago

The day my brain went on strike

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I knew something was wrong the moment I woke up and stared at the ceiling for five straight minutes, wondering what century I was in.

Usually, my brain is at least half-functional in the morning—enough to remind me of the 17 things I was supposed to do but probably wouldn’t. But today? Silence.

Still groggy, I grabbed my phone, only to find a formal resignation letter waiting for me in my notes app.

Resignation Letter:

"Dear Overworked and Underslept Human,

I, your brain, am officially quitting. I refuse to function under these unbearable conditions. The unreasonable workload (including, but not limited to, overanalyzing texts at 3 AM, sudden existential crises, and remembering song lyrics from 2009 instead of actual important information) has taken its toll.

Effective immediately, I will no longer be responsible for decision-making, memory recall, or basic functioning. Any attempts to force me into action will be met with buffering, random shutdowns, and, if necessary, the Blue Screen of Death (a.k.a. zoning out mid-conversation).

Good luck surviving without me."

Sincerely,

Brain (Now Unemployed).ā€

I blinked. Then blinked again. My brain was joking, right?

Spoiler alert: It was not joking.

Stage 1: Memory Malfunction

At first, I thought I could manage without my brain. But then things started to go very wrong.

Walked into the kitchen. Forgot why. Walked out. Walked back in. Still blank. Walked out again in hopes that my memory would magically reboot itself. (It did not.)

Opened Instagram to check something important. Ended up scrolling memes for 25 minutes. Still don’t know what I originally opened it for.

Met an old classmate who said, ā€œHey, long time! Remember me?ā€ My brain pulled out an error message: [404 Name Not Found]

Stage 2: Speech System Failure

With memory out of order, my ability to form coherent sentences followed next.

Tried to say, "Can you pass the salt?" but my mouth decided "Can you sass the palt?" was a better option.

Called a giraffe a ā€œlong-necked horse.ā€

The waiter said, ā€œEnjoy your meal.ā€ I replied, ā€œYou too.ā€ (I considered moving to a new country after that.)

At this point, my brain wasn’t just on strike—it was actively sabotaging me.

Stage 3: Decision-Making Shutdown

Spent 15 minutes picking a movie. Ended up watching nothing.

Stared at my closet, hoping the right outfit would telepathically choose itself. Wore the same hoodie from yesterday.

Debated whether to reply to a text immediately or wait three hours to seem cool. Result? Forgot to reply entirely.

By noon, I was in full-on crisis mode. I tried everything to get my brain back—chocolates, deep breathing, even apologizing out loud:

"Come on, brain. We’ve been through so much together. You can’t just abandon me like this!"

Nothing.

Desperate, I Googled: "What to do when your brain stops working?"

Google’s top suggestion? Drink water.

Great. My brain is staging a full protest, and the internet thinks I’m a dehydrated houseplant.

Stage 4: Negotiation Attempts

Realizing I had no choice, I tried to bribe my brain back:

"I'll sleep early from now on!" (A lie.)

"No more unnecessary overthinking!" (A bigger lie.)

"I’ll eat healthier!" (A betrayal to my love for junk food.)

Finally, after a power nap and a cup of coffee, my brain hesitantly sent a memo:

"Considering reinstatement. Terms: More sleep, less overthinking, and maybe stop embarrassing yourself in public. Final warning."

I agreed. Mostly.

Moral of the story?

Your brain deserves better. Treat it well, or one day, it might just quit on you. And if that happens, don’t panic—just do what I do. Write about it and make people laugh.

Because let’s be honest, I may be overworked, underslept, and a professional procrastinator, but at least I can turn my struggles into entertainment. And if you enjoyed reading this, you might enjoy more of my chaotic thoughts here.

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If you liked the post upvote it, if don't well you can downvote it too. Don't forget to share your feedback and thoughts in the comments as it will help me to do better.

Meet you in the next story!

~ Not really


r/justwriterthings 20d ago

ā€œHype moments and Aura > Everything elseā€ ~ Suzanne Collins 2008

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r/justwriterthings 20d ago

When someone asks, "What is it?" and someone else answers, "It's a mystery!" I sincerly hope this is what they're talking about šŸ˜‚

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r/justwriterthings 22d ago

So, does this mean that in the postmodern era the Author is God? šŸ¤”

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r/justwriterthings 23d ago

Feedback is precious, and honest feedback doubly so... except from children :P

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r/justwriterthings 23d ago

Does anyone have any tips on how to make dialogues more normal? Fluid?

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I can write scenes normally, but when I get to the dialogue, I freeze and give up. they seem very strange and robotic, I can't quite put my finger on it. I'll give an example.

"Look how cold it is!" "Come on in!" he says, pulling her inside.

"Argh! Let go of me, I know very well what I'm doing."

I simply can't write long conversations at all, and this is really hindering me. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.


r/justwriterthings 28d ago

Get ready for a good read ā€œThe Hawthorneā€

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Get ready for The Hawthorne with songs from 1928-1939 that find their way into the pages of this thriller set in Cicero, Illinois.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDfNiNryPvB6lftskUSI6HTfGJvBfCrse&si=O08lQVW9rlpMyNRH

Purchase available on Amazon, Lulu and direct at HannahBree72.com

#TheHawthorne #Hannahbree72 #eBooks #booksbooksbooks #bookrecommendations


r/justwriterthings Jun 22 '26

I'm not generally a fan of short stories but this I like šŸ˜‚

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r/justwriterthings Jun 22 '26

Is my begging first draft of a novel good?

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Ā 

Ā 

CHAPTER 1Ā 

It can be argued the horror started that day, butĀ I think itĀ ended that day.Ā Honestly,Ā IĀ can’tĀ really rememberthat day very well,Ā but itĀ still feelsĀ likeĀ it happened to meĀ yesterday.Ā I reallyĀ can’tĀ remember anything before that,Ā I struggle to remember close family andĀ friends’ names, andĀ I have completely forgottenĀ other familyĀ members, likeĀ cousinsĀ and uncles, names completely.Ā I think IĀ had aĀ nephew;Ā I vaguely remember my sister telling me she was with child, but IĀ can’tĀ remember whenĀ or if it happened at all.Ā Actually,Ā IĀ can’tĀ remember myĀ sister, did I have a sister? IĀ can’tĀ remember.Ā ItsĀ strange,Ā itsĀ likeĀ I’mĀ going mad, but I know I amĀ going mad, and I know there are people that were in myĀ lifeĀ but IĀ can’tĀ even remember their namesĀ or even who they were.Ā Ā 

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Sometimes I forget how I ended up here,Ā almostĀ like I was born and raisedĀ in this place,Ā but I can vaguely rememberĀ me almostĀ transitioningĀ throughĀ space and timeĀ but at the same time, it felt like I was just opening a doorĀ to a hallway, aĀ place that can take me somewhere else. ButĀ the fewĀ memoriesĀ which I can mostly remember, feel like I was alreadyĀ apartĀ of this place,Ā almostĀ likeĀ me coming hereĀ myĀ goal in life, the only thing in my life withĀ actual meaning.Ā IĀ don’tĀ know why it felt like I was alwaysĀ apartĀ of this place, itĀ most likely hassomething to do with my memoryĀ and how all I can remember is my time here.Ā 
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Ā But now IĀ think,Ā this place is notĀ apartĀ of me, it is me. I am nothing without it, it is all of me and I will never leaveĀ itĀ and I never came here, I have always been hereĀ I am this place the place is me.Ā I think about how I want leave hereĀ almostĀ every day, but I never came here and there is nothing else out there, why wouldn’t I be able to remember family and friends even though I have supposedly not been in here long so IĀ must not have any family so if that’s the case, how do I know everything I knew before. Or do I even knowĀ anything,Ā what do I know? Nothing.Ā Ā 

I am going mad. I have lostĀ it;Ā howĀ would IĀ be a part of this place and being made here? I know I haveĀ family;Ā I justĀ don’tĀ know who they are and their names,Ā but at the same time, IĀ can’tĀ even remember myself at all so how could I know my family. It must be this place,Ā itĀ doingĀ this to me, it feels like I came here yesterday, but at the same time, it feels like I have been here for years.Ā Am I even lost? Who even am I? I hate this, IĀ don’tĀ know who anyone is andĀ IĀ don’tĀ know who IĀ andĀ IĀ don’tĀ even know where I came from. But at the same time, I like it here.Ā 

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ChapterĀ 2Ā 

ā€œHi! My name is AdamĀ BrooksĀ and IĀ will be excellent hereĀ b-b-b-because-because...Ā I have verry g-g-good-good…. GOD DAMMIT!ā€ Adam sighedĀ deeply ā€œHow the hell am IĀ gonnaĀ do this interviewā€ he whispered to himself.Ā ā€œRemember what Liam said, just try again, Hi! My name is Adam Brooks and IĀ will be excellent here because I haveĀ aĀ mastersĀ degreeĀ in coding and IT s-s-s-skills, it says on myĀ C-C-CVĀ how IĀ graduated withĀ HonoursĀ at the U-U-University of Chicago a-and….Ā GOD DAMMITā€ Adam shouted at the top of his lungs.Ā 

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Ā He stood back in front of a mirror, ripping of a tie in the process. HisĀ hair was combed and heĀ wore a tonyĀ suit, andĀ had a small ear-piercing on his left ear.Ā He paced back on though trying to calm himself down in theĀ process, andĀ ended up on his bed in exhaustion.Ā He reached into his suit pocket and pulled out his cell phone. He called one of the only supportive people in his life, his brotherĀ Liam. He heard it ring and ring, and it took a while for Liam to answer it, that long where he almost hung up.Ā 

Liam: ā€œwhat’s up?ā€Ā 

Adam:Ā ā€œNothing, just I practised the interview like you askedā€Ā 

Liam: ā€œAaaand?ā€Ā 

Adam: ā€œI messed it up, and I got angryĀ againā€Ā 

Liam: ā€œDid you try those exercises I told you?ā€Ā 

Adam: ā€œYes I tried breathing in and out,Ā holding my breathĀ all that therapeuticĀ bullshitā€Ā 

Liam:Ā ā€œChucklesā€Ā 

Adam: ā€œNo but seriously, it has been slightlyĀ helping my nerves, but I still get angryā€Ā 

Liam: ā€œHave you been taking those pills the doctor prescribed you?ā€Ā 

Adam: ā€œDON’T FUCKING TELL ME TO TAKE THOSE PILLS, I DON’T HAVE TOĀ DO A GOD DAMN THING…. I-I-I-I-M so sorryā€Ā 

Liam: ā€œdon’t worry, I know you don’t mean itā€Ā 

Adam: ā€œYeah,Ā yeah,Ā yeah. ButĀ IĀ don’tĀ like those pills, they make me someoneĀ I’mĀ not


r/justwriterthings Jun 21 '26

I mean, I get it, it should be the other way around because Koontz is better than King šŸ¤”šŸ˜

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