r/justincaseyoumissedit 10d ago

ICYMI Sen. Lindsay Graham dies suddenly — Russia? Iran? Or simply a tragic coincidence?

https://youtube.com/shorts/yC-6EepyuUE?is=YsTTSr6cgHKK7BO5
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u/Realistic_Tie_2632 6d ago

Nothing "tragic" about it. But fishy like his ladybugs.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 5d ago

God was on his way to take Mitch and chose to make it a two-fer. They just are not being honest about Mitch still being warm.

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u/Realistic_Tie_2632 5d ago

I'm truly amazed that he made it to 179 in the first place!

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 5d ago

Turtles live a long time. Something about being cold blooded.

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u/dirkdregger 6d ago

His diety he prays to is telling him time to pay the piper.

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u/goldbeater 6d ago

Hardly tragic !

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u/FoolishProphet_2336 6d ago

If it was russia there would have been a balcony or elevator involved.

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u/AdHealthy5050 5d ago

Or radiation sickness

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u/Minimum_Run_890 7d ago

Tragic? Are you certain thats the correct word?

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 7d ago

Dick in his ass was way to big

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u/Anti-Pho 7d ago

Just good luck I guess.

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u/CRUCIALcadavers 8d ago

Did you mean magic coincidence? Damn autocorrect

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u/windpicklefam 8d ago

Who was at his house with him and why did they leave before ambulance arrived?

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u/Stunning_Lecture8917 8d ago

That is not a tragedy. 

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u/Argosnautics 8d ago

Faustian bargain

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u/MidnightPrevious4473 8d ago

He was old as shit. Coincidence

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u/geddysbass2112 8d ago

He strained everytime his dookie blaster got stretched.

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u/PrimaryExpert7260 8d ago

Make my day 😱 😱 😱 😱

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u/lpkzach92 8d ago

Lindsey was drunk who loved to put down trans people, but had no problem being sexual with them. He also doesn’t seem like the kind of person to eat clean or take care of himself.

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u/cficare 8d ago

The Trump family kills people - let's just go with that.

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u/igor6969 8d ago

You misspelled Clinton's.

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u/13508615 7d ago

You misused an apostrophe. Try again.

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 8d ago

Do you think people are gonna to applaud and laud you when you jump in with a comment like this?

And it's clintons* anyway, so you fucked up the correction too 😂

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u/cficare 8d ago

Look at the chud who thinks Epstein killed himself. Cult harder.

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u/hatecirclejerks 8d ago

Why would Russia want an asset dead? Granted, I'm sure he was more of an asset to china, but I can't image Russia wanting him dead

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u/YardOptimal9329 8d ago

He was just speaking about sanctioning Russia, from Kiev…. and heart attacks are kind their thing?

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u/hatecirclejerks 8d ago

Windows are, generally as well as poison dart frogs...that being said, feels easier to do this with an actual enemy, not a "ally" who just runs their mouth too much....defo coulda just gotten paid to stfu instead, I just don't see the angle...

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u/YardOptimal9329 7d ago

For sure. Maybe he become inconvenient. Maybe they wanted to send a message. Not saying it’s true. But I can imagine having no idea how pay craft works — Graham was a complicated character with a lot of leverage and leverage against him

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u/cficare 8d ago

People outlive their usefulness all the time. Some say the wrong thing and get themselves downsized as a matter of opsec.

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u/HM_Welsch 8d ago

Very happy turn of events!

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u/Serious_meme 8d ago

Long international flight with a known heart condition...

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u/ReasonableStretch869 8d ago

I hear nothing but hate. Are you better then him in any way? You all have done nothing to measure up to him. Simply pathetic the reddit hate crew.

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 8d ago

Not Russia. Not Iran. 100% the voodoo doll I made.

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u/Summary_Judgment 8d ago

LOL "tragic"

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u/gatzt3r 8d ago

Poor lady bugs...

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u/tippydam 8d ago

Tragic? /s, fixed it for ya

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u/Superb-Farmer1411 8d ago

I wouldn't say a tragic coincidence, but a coincidence? Yes.

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 8d ago

He had an aortic dissection lol…that cannot be caused by any malfeasance from a foreign nation it’s genetic predisposition and an unhealthy lifestyle.

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u/JasonRib1 8d ago

Russia and Iran would want him and those like him to be in control as long as possible. maga has done more damage than those countries ever could have

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u/SirRichardLove 8d ago

The way he died would be very hard to induce.

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u/Able-Bunch9143 8d ago

Nothing tragic about his death.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 8d ago

Trump killed him.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook 8d ago

Heart attack. No conspiracy

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u/pavelowdriver 9d ago

Please stop- just stop.

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u/DiscountAcrobatic356 9d ago

As if he had any power? Trump does what he does for his own reasons ($$$ & Epstein related) Everything else is just window dressing.

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u/needssomefun 9d ago

There's only so many blue chews a 71 year old should take...just sayin

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u/Soupalphabet359 9d ago

Was Russia responsible? Targeting him because of his push for new Russian sanctions?
Was Ukraine responsible? Seeing an opportunity to frame Russia and drive a wedge between Trump and Putin?
Was Iran responsible? Putting their vastly underestimated resources into action following Trump's provocations?

I don't care who was responsible for flushing the toilet.
All I care about is that turd isn't in the bowl anymore.

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u/Narrow-Attempt-1482 9d ago

Hell came calling

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u/Wonderful-Mistake201 9d ago

He was saying he was getting advanced weapons for Ukraine and that he was going to normalize Israel/Saudi relations...but he was also really old and engaged in risky behaviors.

Russia, Israel, misadventure. I'd say odds are even

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u/MadCarrot 9d ago

"tragic"

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u/fatinastellare02 9d ago

Iran? Russia? Or maybe Israel?😝

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u/Papa_Raj 9d ago

I see nothing tragic here.

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 9d ago

His father died of the same thing within 2 years. That's it.

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u/Arroyos-de-Mar 9d ago

Father: heart attack

Lindsey: aortic dissection

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u/ProfessionalError100 9d ago

not Russia, not Iran, and not tragic. 0/3.

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u/Spiritual_Egg_700 9d ago

The man lived his life. Now he will stop destroying others' lives.

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u/TheTinyMaus 9d ago

He dies and suddenly they start posting proof of life of McConnell? Seems someone completed their Illuminati Life Stealing Ritual.

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u/AggressiveDeer2753 9d ago

The man’s father died of a heart attack at 68 he was what 71? Probably genetics.

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 9d ago

Nothing tragic about it

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 9d ago

Was it the live in pool boy. I gots to know;)

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 9d ago

Cause of death may suggest old age coupled with strain from too many flights in a short duration.

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u/LunchNo7823 9d ago

It could. Also everything can be rationalized.

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u/Cannot_choose_Wisely 9d ago

But he isn't dead, the Republicans have released the video of him and Mitch coming first and second in the Las Vegas desert marathon.

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u/2holer98 9d ago

Hard to say but id put my money on Russia

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u/Rescuepets777 9d ago edited 9d ago

Preliminary reports are that he had an aortic dissection.

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u/2holer98 9d ago

that suck I HAVE ONE ON THOSE

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u/dscholaris-ug 9d ago

Brace yourselves the extinction has begun!!

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u/buzniak 9d ago

lol your own government more like!

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u/SurlyPoe 9d ago

Your Government is chock a block with foreign agents (president?) someone got rid of one of them but there are hundreds more. The US gov is, how can I put it "porous".

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u/bayern_snowman 9d ago

Chock a block? More like up yer nan

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u/Acceptable-Error356 9d ago

You forgot to include Trump? Israel?

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u/EntertainmentOwn8627 9d ago

The world is a lot safer now.

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u/Professional_Pie7091 9d ago

Just waiting for the news on the turtle.

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u/robottosan 9d ago

People die all the time, nothing out of the ordinary.

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u/Individual-Result777 9d ago

People die for all sorts of reason, we are fragile and carry around the sins and blessing of our genetics. Society might reward assholes but its hell on the body.

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u/Fair_Chemistry_3317 9d ago

I think it was a natural death.

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u/Realistic_Rest_9087 9d ago

Like Iran has Stated ✔️ Wonder who,s Next 🤪 😜 🤪

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u/EmbarrassedBall7406 9d ago

Poppers and a self induced orgasm while gasping with a belt hanging from a closet hook.

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u/BBkal 9d ago

Tragic? How

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u/Playful-Dragon 9d ago

Trump was last one to talk to him apparently, trying to following in the footsteps of JD V dance. Everything he touches dies

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u/Bicwidus 9d ago

Democrates did this by not building the ballroom

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u/gopherslim75 9d ago

Is Democrates related to Socrates?

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u/ms_sardonicus 9d ago

He’s a righteous dude!

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u/Mir_man 9d ago

"Tragic"

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u/Exciting_Turn_9559 9d ago

He was an old fuck who had just been on a transatlantic flight. Probably a pulmonary embolism after a blood clot in his leg.

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u/pxhoras 9d ago

Evil vibes 👍🏼

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u/Prudent-Proposal1943 9d ago

Who gives a shit?

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 9d ago

He had an aortic dissection. That is something that occurs naturally.

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u/Excellent_Theory_602 9d ago

It’s really insane how a 71 year old (too old to be in office) dies of natural causes and everyone is screaming conspiracy haha

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u/Spirited-Print-1097 9d ago

Trust is gone, truth & facts have been obliterated by the current administration. Fox blatantly lies, Stinky lies through his teeth, there’s practically no objective news outlets remaining.

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u/SpicyPandaMeat 9d ago

Just wait till you-know-who finally kicks the bucket. MF gonna be like Elvis or Tupac.

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u/Iron_Axios 9d ago

Israel (Mossad)

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u/BetSquare7190 9d ago

Mossad made him old?

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u/Beautiful-Debate3651 9d ago

Sure uncle, now take your pills.

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u/DoctorMicroDong 9d ago

Does anyone really truly care? The guy absolutely loved bombing brown people.

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u/BetSquare7190 9d ago

He was also a staunch supporter of Ukraine and their bombing of Russians who are predominantly not brown people. 

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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 9d ago

No he was a staunch supporter of war no matter who got bombed. His entire portfolio was based on munitions and Israeli investment.

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u/EpsteinFiIes 9d ago

When will Trump come out and use this to justify more $$$ to defend himself from Americans...er...foreign enemies?

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u/NiceCap2448 9d ago

Or another reason he needs a ballroom!

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u/EpsteinFiIes 9d ago

He can't stop gargling them I guess!

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u/fungi_at_parties 9d ago

I hope it was Russia because that means there will be more!

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u/n0madking 9d ago

The Russians poisoned his butt plug

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u/pilgrimspeaches 9d ago

They rubbed insecticide on his ladybugs.

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u/Careless_Hat960 9d ago

What? 😂

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u/BrickHuge3023 9d ago

He got too close to the Algae a week or so ago and it ate him from inside.

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u/EuphoricCrashOut 9d ago

What it was, the world healed a little bit.

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u/ShafordoDrForgone 9d ago

What are you talking about? He was 71 years old. He had a heart attack. And not the "blood thinner please" kind. The aneurysm kind

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u/justsumguai 9d ago

2 AM, massive cardio incident? Whatever could Ladybug have been doing?

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u/justmyselfintexas 9d ago

IDGAF just glad he’s gone.

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u/TitodelRey 9d ago

So what was the actual cause of death?

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u/GeeEmmInMN 9d ago

Basically, his heart go boom and split.

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u/9upchinaman 9d ago

Rest in piss, Nancy and Mitch can join him too

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u/borka-t 9d ago

Parted out for Mitch.

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u/Elegant_Emu952 9d ago

Who cares? Not me.

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u/SadIdeal9019 9d ago

Deadline to collect his soul?

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u/Maureengill6 9d ago

It's a Bummer Dude kind of moment. Bummer Dude

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u/plassteel01 9d ago

The heart can only take so much corruption

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u/BootFlop 9d ago

You’d think, but here we are with Trump still fogging the mirror 🤷‍♂️

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u/plassteel01 9d ago

The devil knows how to keep his own alive

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u/Torrens39 9d ago

Aortic rupture ?

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u/they_call_me_dry 9d ago

His Hate meter hit full at the same time as the gay meter and the Matrix intervened to prevent a catastrophe

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u/freemanrebel2026 9d ago

Nothing tragic about it

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u/BetAway9029 9d ago

Simply a happy coincidence.

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u/Then-Somewhere-7467 9d ago

You left out old age. Which is most likely.

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u/WillrayF 9d ago

Putin issued a hit order.

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u/Kenichi2233 9d ago

The guy was old

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u/OppositeEagle 9d ago

Cause of death: old.

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u/Bubbly-Lemon4702 9d ago

Any is fine. Don't care. 

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u/Far_Royal9041 9d ago

When you get to eat steak on the taxpayer's dime for multiple decades. When you're an old queen that likes to hit the sauce. And when you take a wicked long airplane ride but forget to walk up and down the aisles. And your Dad died from a heart attack?

Things happen.

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u/Dull_Ad5440 9d ago

Tragic accident or a fine happenstance? You be the judge.

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 9d ago

71 y/o dies and people want to fabricate political conspiracies over it

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u/OppositeEagle 9d ago

Israel jumped on the chance to blame the Iranians. Like it was reflex at this point.

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u/Purple-Inspector875 9d ago

Literally. Our global political ruling class is almost entirely composed of authority-hoarding octogenarians who have held the polical reigns since the 80s. Whole bunch of 'em are going to start dying real close together.

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 9d ago

I cant wait :]

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u/aerohk 9d ago edited 9d ago

You got to admit the timing is interesting. He was in Kyiv 2 days ago, promoting a Russian sanction bill, and he suddenly die in a fashion that is similar to being poisoned. One could imagine if an intelligence service is involved. Also, 71 years old isn't that old.

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u/Security-Primary 9d ago

Average life expectancy for a man in America is around 76 years. He didn't beat the average, but he wasn't young.

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u/NotSoFastLady 9d ago

This administration has been knee deep in corruption and conspiracy, most of it out in the open. This fraud played a crucial role in much of it. Then he just drops dead. You don't find that a little odd?

71 isn't really all that old for someone with access to the world's best medical care. I'm sure all the people that have died early deaths at the hands of a conspiracy he's played a massive role in will just be so heart broken.

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u/LivingHighAndWise 9d ago

The most likely cause of death, is rough sex wtih a male prostitute.

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u/Dry_Wheel479 9d ago

Rapid Onset AIDS