r/justincaseyoumissedit • u/Upset-Main-1988 • May 11 '26
ICYMI Official White House Rapid Response account:
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u/HombreDelMar247 May 17 '26
It was the greatest blink ever and it makes all the liberals jealous of my great blink. They will never be able to blink like me.
People said with tears in their eyes "SIR, I have never seen such a great blink. SIR, I wish my parents could have seen you blink, your blink shows me you are the greatest ever SIR!"
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u/HombreDelMar247 May 17 '26
The lack of class by this administration is embarrassing and alarming.
If we as the US can somehow get past this abhorrent regime, I hope that we our elected officials will make a pact to never stoop to this level.
We need leadership that behaves with honor, with decorum and treat not only their opponents and not only those with different opinions but listen to their opinions and ideas with an open mind.
As an American, a US citizen, a Navy veteran I am deeply embarrassed by this administration. Much worse than the world wide embarrassment, I am deeply troubled and concerned about our future and the consequences of this administration that only is flushing the US down the toilet, but also seems like the want to start world war III.
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u/Dio44 May 16 '26
Ah yes, the rare 4 minute blink. Only the orange alpha male is capable of executing this feat
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u/ThelastkailordSkarn May 16 '26
Oh but when I "blinked" like that the platoon got smoked for an hour.
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u/Moist_Building_1982 May 16 '26
That’s what happens when you sleep 4 hours a night, unlike the last “president” who required 15 hours of sleep per day.
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u/Delicious-Cat-4122 May 18 '26
He’d be able to sleep more if he didn’t stay up until 4am posting delusional stupid shit to social media
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u/Rare-Forever2135 May 16 '26
Was he alert, attentive, and at least listening, Steven?.. because that is what's being pointed out. What stage of sleep he's in is totally irrelevant.
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May 16 '26
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u/dreadpiratefezzik42 May 16 '26
45 minute blinks are normal. (Is this where I say libtard?) /s so, every day?
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u/ProfessionalHat6828 May 16 '26
He has no reason to stay awake since he hates women and could not care less about their health and wellness
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u/Classic_Bid3126 May 16 '26
That’s one long fucking blink. Looks more like he fell asleep again. Probably shit his pants too.
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u/andrewowatson May 16 '26
I can’t stand him, but….The guy has twice as much energy as anyone his age, including me. And let’s remember that Rip van Winkle Biden slept for four years.
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u/hyperiongate May 15 '26
Slo mo blink
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u/Agamemnonnet May 16 '26
Once every thirty fucking minutes (with a short snort break and eye flutter in between catnaps).
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u/onehellofabutler75 May 15 '26
People also forget ask everyone dude barely sleeps he's awake working. 24 hours a day
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u/General-Holiday May 16 '26
Is this sarcasm? Just want to make sure because you can see what he’s doing on Truth Social for at least 6 hours every day.. unhinged hateful messages about whatever/whoever he’s hyper-focused at the moment. It’s unprofessional, embarrassing, and the behavior legitimately reflects symptoms of the beginning of dementia.
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u/RamJamR May 15 '26
Something has to give in peoples positive view of him. Guy is almost 80, supposedly in perfect health while also being claimed to work nearly 24 hours every day. Which part is true in this?
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u/ThickReplacement7811 May 15 '26
Posting unhinged screeds on your own twitter clone isn’t really work where I’m from.
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u/Ok-Month1362 May 16 '26
Nothing he’s ever done in his pudgy little soft-handed life has been actual work.
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u/ElliottSmith88 May 15 '26
Joe Biden wispers to a kid in video
MAGA: LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF JOE BIDEN SNIFFING A KID.
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u/kananikui3 May 15 '26
My dad used to look like that when he was checking his eyelids for holes. He'd also be snoring, just to test us.
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u/BellerophonXv3 May 15 '26
It’s a long blink
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u/Just_Patt5 May 15 '26
It was alright to call Biden "sleepy Joe Biden" but one cnt say the exact same thing about 47??!! Such snowflakes
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u/sissybaby1289 May 15 '26
He was closing his eyes to take in and memorize everything that was said. /s
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u/PowerfulInitiative71 May 15 '26
Dozy Dotard, dozy Basterd, the Pot calling the Kettle - Shut your mouth! Well I'm talking bout Stupid, mother flossin Stupid!!!
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u/Fun-Bodybuilder-4372 May 15 '26
Dozy Don, napping in the chair he probably heckled Biden on for doing the same thing. Trumplethinskin is a hypocrite
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u/rgraz65 May 16 '26
Biden didn't really get caught dozing at the wheel. But I'm of the opinion that we need a maximum age for POTUSs, because I'm 27 years younger than them, but damn, I'm tired.
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u/Dull_Opposite_6158 May 15 '26
It must be hard letting President Trump live in your head? How do liberals get through the day?
Hahahaha
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u/RFKBrainWormPack May 15 '26
Yeah the price of all the shit I need on a daily basis going through the roof makes it hard to ignore the decrepit old piece of shit unfortunately
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u/New-Obligation-2950 May 15 '26
It will all be over soon. You won't have to hear those silly liberals complaining about your hero. But the trade off being you WILL have to hear about them breaking into wherever he is buried and pissing or shitting on him. But no real complaining. It's going to be great. You're going to LOVE IT
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u/jtandeski99 May 15 '26
This reminds me of one time when I was playing smash brothers and I paused it to take screenshot but Mewtwo’s eyes looked weird and I was like “did his eye texture not load?” and just gave up on the screenshot and unpaused, but then his eyes looked normal and realized I paused it right when he was blinking 😑😑😑
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u/ubishere May 15 '26
What are you Yanks going to do if the billionaires manage to produce working age reversal drugs before this dude is dead 🤯
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u/Massive_Reaction8845 May 15 '26
I'm more worried about the billionaires making Trump into an AI cyborg.
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u/Gentlemanandscholar9 May 15 '26
Perfidious Albion! I don’t need to add that to my list of existential dread!
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u/Weird_Priority_9119 May 15 '26
Idrees literally didn't even say anything about Trump's eyes being closed.
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u/Then-Restaurant6376 May 15 '26
Power nap i do it all the time when im meeting with the most powerful ppl in the world whats the big deal it was probably boring af 😴 deciding how much the peasants can pay in tribute to their greatness's without killing them or allowing them to live to fruitful of a life its a precise balance that must be maintained carefully...thats all
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u/Prize-Requirement668 May 15 '26
Um nope, unless he blinks once every 3 minutes you absolute imbecile.
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u/BlueSkies70230 May 15 '26
Republicans would say he's just resting his eyes. They called Biden Sleepy Joe but I never saw him doing this except at the beach in a lounge chair.
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u/NeatTelevision352 May 15 '26
Right, he was blinking very,very,very slowly. So slowly in fact that he looked dead asleep in his chair.
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u/oregongirl1111 May 15 '26
The depressing days of dormant Donald drifting dreamlessly, diapered and delusional.
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u/Firm-Grape2708 May 15 '26
They need to paint his eye lids to look like his eyes are open.
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u/Firm-Grape2708 May 15 '26
Let him sleep. He has worked hard at destroying the global economy.
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u/Firm-Grape2708 May 15 '26
I agree, however he would argue otherwise. He is the best at negotiating. He can save us all. 🙄
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u/ripta-karen-2026 May 15 '26
Or put ping pong balls cut in half with dots drawn on them on his eyes 😂
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u/robwhitlock May 14 '26
I like the Ai version that has him slumped over and painted in gold like his statue.
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u/Accomplished_Ad_7452 May 14 '26
It was an extended blink. Everyone does it, even while driving. 🤣😅😂
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u/BELOWtheHEATH May 14 '26
I could go for a good long blink right now, I didn’t blink very well last night. 🙄
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u/DblDogDare May 14 '26
I would really value a return to civil discourse as opposed to thuggish name calling from the White House.
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u/Icy-Sniper64 May 14 '26
Most beautiful blinking, golden one, no president had more perfect blinking like this marvellous Potus /s 🤪
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u/Remarkable-Leopard-9 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
Whoever believes he was just blinking is the moron
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u/Decent-Rabbit-6465 May 14 '26
Dont blame him most of wouldn't be able to sign your name at 80 oh thats right i mean print cause you dont know how to sign your name properly
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u/New-Obligation-2950 May 15 '26
Oh we are for sure going to blame him. But also we are going to blame the idiots that voted for him despite being screamed at by millions of people who pointed out what a POS he is. But then again. They are doing us a favor. After he is taking the long nap getting pissed on by everyone that can make the pilgrimage we will have all those voting records to know who the traitors are. Going to really get busy making America great again
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u/Junior_Lie2018 May 14 '26
Sometimes i close my eyes while listening ... gives my eyes a mico-rest ... and it removes visual distractions
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u/Mizz_Addictive May 14 '26
I’m about to lay back down and blink till it’s time for me to get back up 🤣🤷🏾♀️
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u/MoreElephant8849 May 14 '26
Dreaming about shitting his pants. 💩💩💩
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u/LeticiaLatex May 14 '26
Trump isn't a dreamer. He's doer.
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u/Only-Pay8632 May 15 '26
Only For his own aggrandizement….
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u/LeticiaLatex May 15 '26
I’m not so subtly talking about him shitting his pants
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u/Only-Pay8632 May 15 '26
So he’s going in his pants. I saw that way back in the 80s on the Golfcourse
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u/Texasitalianboy1 May 14 '26
Give the man a break. He put in more hours in his first week than Biden did in four years.
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u/TheDeadPirateDisco May 14 '26
Put in more hours grifting the market for sure. The man is an absolute grift machine.
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u/Present-Republic793 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
What’s ironic and hilarious is “Sleepy Joe” was never once caught asleep in a presser. Trump on the other hand…. I’m losing count!
Here’s the video of him from the same photo blinking for an incredibly long time. The greatest blink there’s ever been in the history of blinking, 600% better than any other blinker that has blinked.
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u/SmurfStig May 14 '26
Right? I think there was an instance at a funeral or ceremony where Joe closed his eyes for a longer than a second but never lost consciousness like the orange turd, and the right wing echo chamber was all over it. The loves taking him out of context or deceptively editing him. With Trump, we can roll The whole damn clip and his cult will claim that’s not what we saw. That MF’r passed out because he doesn’t give a damn what they were talking about. This is almost a daily thing with him this term.
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u/Present-Republic793 May 14 '26
He’s also got frontal temporal dementia so he’s up at 1am rapid fire tweeting and wants to nap during the day.
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u/SalmonPrince May 14 '26
I love love love that there is a MAGAt downvoting all of the comments here. You can SEE that Trump's asleep, but this one brainwashed guy's like, "Fuck these libs accusing Trump of sleeping. Them are blinks!" 😂
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u/ExternalObjective641 May 14 '26
We care more about this than him raping and murdering children.
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u/DoomBoxShero May 14 '26
No, we don't. But the people in charge don't give a fuck about any of it.
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u/SnooMachines4347 May 18 '26
Respond with a gif of him blinking for over 30 seconds lol