There is literally nothing about my Mini that catches the same attention my 13âM4 had before trade-in, literally had a dumbass who held it and had some damn scheme to keep it at my now old job based on the dumbassâs actions. Canât fucking steal an Apple Product so it shouldnât have been tucked away like I wasnât coming back for it. I digress.
The Mini fucking sucks across the board no matter how in love I am with the form factor in comparison. I could watch shit if the speakers didnât suck despite having 4, battery life is TERRIBLE and I frequently feel it getting hot and warm, I can live with a mid front camera if the bezels werenât the width of my pinky finger nail, the rear sensor for document scanning should be a fucking standard, and the screen just sucks. It doesnât need 120hz yet for more sales, it needs to finally not SUCK IN QUALITY, with it being a tiny tablet, Iâd rather fucking not have my battery health go to shit unnecessarily because âwahhh PROMOTIONâ when I know Appleâs product research team probably sees that shit everywhere and thinks ânow why are you not buying the Pro device for those niche cases, complaining about something most people genuinely didnât care about when it came to iPhones..?â
I swear the root of this conversation is MKBHD and Linus Tech Tips years ago when theyâre just YouTubers with a lot of views, and had a hard time even admitting being wrong about something that also made them pretty unpopular on Reddit over time, but still have their bullshit takes being treated like gospel. I still laugh about MKBHD going âthis is it, finally! With iPhones getting promotion the average consumer will care about 120hz and itâd take off!â When instead they went âwhereâs more OLED? My phone looks better than my TV nowâ
Donât even get me started when the high refresh rate crowd jumped into screaming about movie and animation frame rates afterwards, using tools to make videos look like shit, basically ruining the idea to most people of going beyond 24fps. The more you complain, the more it becomes a calling card more than an innovation to push. People canât even get consistent performance out of their consoles right now while paying more, you gotta read the room when Apple gotta focus on AI or legally suffer right now from false advertising during a chip and memory shortage.
iPadOS28 is definitely going to be focused on fixing multitasking, leading to that OLED 120hz Mini 9/10 because even the base iPad has some catching up to do, it still isnât a laminated display ffs, plus, Iâve been having people come to me complaining about the Apple Pencil support on it because itâs confusing to them and they get frustrated learning Apple basically gave them the finger just because they got the cheap one to start with.
Also thereâs the upcoming fold thatâs going to bring back that 2000-2010s fragile iPhone memes and roasts more than likely, I donât see that lasting long as a product, but itâd be the perfect time to push a Mini as a companion to a base iPhone to regain interest while upselling a whole powerful iPad, Apple Watch, AirPods, and iPhone to someone new to the ecosystem. Patience my dudes, thereâs literally nothing to scream about right now unless you had better success than me or Apple at convincing most people. The industry is full of shareholders sucking their own dicks right now to a point Apple canât even be Apple.