A pack of penguins getting off the ocean

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[u/okymoney]

Then u see penguins at the zoo… they always look sad

[u/OGKillertunes → u/okymoney]

Everything looks sad at the zoo.

[u/reticulatedtampon → u/OGKillertunes]

The pandas usually seem to be enjoying themselves, but they might just be too dumb to know better

[u/Rampag169 → u/reticulatedtampon]

Them and koalas.

Smooth and round, no ridges or bumps no valleys or humps. All ideas slid right off like a water slide. Smooth Brain.

[u/holyshiiiii → u/Rampag169]

All of them buttery smooth brains have not a single thought in their mind......so carefree....

[u/shadowtheimpure → u/reticulatedtampon]

The panda only still exists at all because of human intervention. They are a carnivore (based on digestive system) that elects to subsist off of grass (bamboo). They don't even have the capability of metabolizing cellulose!

They are the very definition of an evolutionary dead-end.

[u/Good-Resort-1246 → u/shadowtheimpure]

Human intervention via deforestation; loss of food source and habitat, is precisely what has brought them near extinction. They are not dead end. They were adapted to their habitat, which had abundant resources before human intervention.

[u/Old-Obligation-5008 → u/okymoney]

Animals in captivity are very different from animals in nature. Orcas for example, in nature they've never attacked a human but in captivity they have killed many

[u/mrGreenExit → u/okymoney]

Indeed. Penguins 🐧, whales 🐋, dolphins 🐬 amd more 😔🙁

[u/miaxogoth → u/okymoney]

The fact that they are kept in the zoo makes everything sadder.

[u/CleanSatisfaction240]

They’re getting off the ocean, are they?

[u/icleanjaxfl → u/CleanSatisfaction240]

Too bad Jack wasn't there to help them

[u/omnie_fm → u/CleanSatisfaction240]

Sploosh

[u/spinz89]

A large group of penguins is not a pack, it is a colony.

[u/ArtificialHalo → u/spinz89]

I'd have called them a Formality of penguins

[u/Toronto-24 → u/spinz89]

Someone's getting cancelled eh lol

[u/TrumpDesWillens → u/spinz89]

Wouldn't it be "flock" cause they're birds?

[u/Baers89]

When on land they are known as a “waddle” of penguins

[u/Thin_Confusion_2403 → u/Baers89]

And a “raft” when in the water. So this activity is a raftwaddle.

[u/roulettewiz]

Cheaper by the dozen

[u/SleepyOtter19]

Cute

[u/mrGreenExit]

Avengers Assemble

[u/miaxogoth]

Look at their synchronized little hops, so cute <3

[u/pureextc]

Getting off the ocean huh.. hunh.

[u/PomegranateBoring826]

Lol coolest thing I've seen all day! Thank you for sharing!

[u/proteus1858]

Listen to the song: Penguins by Pigeons Playing Ping Pong

You won't regret it!

[u/olderandclueless]

Jesus penguins walking on water. How else could they get off the water?

[u/GrandmasBoyToy69]

Whats the beef between the first and second penguin like?

[u/Xtreme_kaos]

A large number of penguins in the water are commonly referred to as a Raft of penguins

[u/One_Kick_9603]

Waddle waddle

[u/Hot_Transition_5173]

Run away! Run away!!

[u/canaanite67]

Thanks that made my day

[u/EdgeBeard]

Getting "off"

[u/BlessTheBookPeople]

So they’re dolphins until they hit land?

[u/knockatize]

See? No Germans. Told you we could come ashore here.

[u/schnitzel247]

I feel like they’re saying “HUP…HUP HUP….HUP….HUP HUP HUP.”

[u/LessBig715]

Getting off the ocean, never heard put that way

[u/NightShade0912]

School drop off zones could learn some efficiency lessons from this.

[u/Kind_Presence_7211]

A waddle of penguins exiting the ocean

[u/DiversHands]

Later, this same group of penguin gang members robbed the boat. "They looked so sweet and harmless" said Captain Mark Teo, "I'll never think the same of penguins after they stuck my first mate with a fish bone shiv."

[u/sosoconfused08]

When someone yells "Burgers are ready!" At the pool party.

[u/FoogYllis]

Not sure I like calling them a pack. I’d prefer party. They are wearing tuxedos after all.

[u/kdssek]

The live action Penguins of Madagascar auditions were held that day.

[u/Astronaut_1980]

Sieht so aus wie der Moment wenn die U-Bahn hält und die Leute aus der Bahn drängen

[u/Winter-Condition7797]

Would it be a flock?

[u/aladeen-mf]

D Day at normamdy