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That's one Sneaky Fox!

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u/WillyBeShreddin 1h ago

Please don't feed wildlife fried rice. They prefer phad thai.

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u/whiskeytango55 1h ago

Phuocs prefer vietnamese food

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u/LentilRice 41m ago

Pho’k off mate

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u/cans-of-swine 45m ago

Beggars can't be choosers.

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u/bout-tree-fitty 5m ago

Wild life deserves wild rice.

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u/TheChiefDVD 1h ago

He needed one more plate for service for six.

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u/hungmao 1h ago

"God this taste awful!!!

Oh, nice plate."

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u/opermonkey 1h ago

he's watching his carbs.

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u/shimmyboy56 1h ago

No he's not, he just abandoned them?!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 58m ago

In all honesty… he did watch them for a little while

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u/shimmyboy56 42m ago

Single dad watching the kids type answer

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u/rykizzle 1h ago

Task failed successfully. He's opening up a dishware boutique in the woods later this week.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 56m ago

Heard that Fox is looking for a Honey Pot and serving set…. Has a rather stuffy client

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u/mephisti25 1h ago

This was OPs one plate. Fox knew that. Now OP must invite fox to every dinner. Checkmate, sly fox.

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u/xylotism 38m ago

This is a great modern fable.

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u/mephisti25 19m ago

Haha, suck it Aesop!!

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u/MixMany4174 1h ago

Why are you feeding wildlife?

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u/flatterfurz_123 1h ago

well he isn't actually

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 58m ago

Yea he’s giving them serving ware

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u/ranid007 51m ago

What about ants and worms ?

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u/mallettsmallett 1h ago

Stop doing this. Its not cute.

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u/welchplug 40m ago

Its objectively cute. Just probably not the right thing to do.

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u/rlt404 49m ago

Apparently there's a plan in motion to try and completely destroy their wildlife habitat with freaking space mirrors, the least he can do is give him a full belly before we end the world.

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u/rdizzy1223 1h ago edited 1h ago

A lot of people feed foxes mixed with medication to treat or prevent mange. (They get mange constantly). Also, it's possible that this video is AI.

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u/mallettsmallett 47m ago

I think the plate whip is a giveaway.

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u/Symphonic7 50m ago

People need to be aware that feeding wildlife is detrimental to them, even if its done with good intentions. Feeding wildlife alters their behavior and they get more comfortable with people. But its not that they're domesticated, they're still wild animals. And inevitably they end up hurting someone, and often times this mean they get caught and put down to prevent any more harm to the public.

Moral of the story, please do not feed wild animals. They need to be afraid of people to survive.

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 48m ago

If you’re trying to prevent diseases spread spreading in the local population, then you have to feed them the medication that’s the one exception to your comment. Yes, in general everything you said is true, but you have to acknowledge that in there are times where you need to prevent outbreaks from spreading in the wildlife because then it’ll start to spread to the pets too.

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u/Symphonic7 41m ago

Thats true, but shouldn't local wildlife services be the ones taking care of that? Unless its a really small town in a very remote location.

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u/xjayxmarie 47m ago

Does this go for birds as well? My mom got me a bird feeder recently but I’ve noticed the squirrels also taking a liking to it. Is this bad for them long term? I planned to continue refilling as it empties out.

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u/holyfire001202 43m ago

Oh, god. The fight between the squirrels and corvids over the food set out for the smaller birds is real.

Actually, though, in somewhat recent years, I learned that so many people in my general vicinity put out hummingbird feeders year round that it has drastically altered their natural migratory patterns. Cause why chase the budding flowers when there's just always food present here?

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u/Symphonic7 39m ago

I think bird feeders in a garden are fine. Squirrels much like other common rodents have become so ingrained into human society that you cannot stop them from getting into any food left outside. But don't feed birds at the pond though.

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u/Cool_Process_5957 1h ago

Swiper, no swiping!

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u/No-Company-3337 58m ago

That was the last piece he needed to complete his set

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u/01Creative 57m ago

They're short on plates in the restaurant he works at lol

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u/KyoShunsui 59m ago

Reminds me of the raccoon washing their cotton candy.

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u/chili81 56m ago

How could you forget a fork!?!?

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 1h ago

Jokes on you.  He was trying to complete a plate set.

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u/GhostofZellers 1h ago

The decorative plates match the decor in his den.

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u/Dlh2079 52m ago

Can we stop fucking feeding wild animals...

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u/James-the-Bond-one 42m ago

I have a feeling that fox will be back shortly.

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u/painfulchancre 41m ago

Sneaky like a fox!

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u/RoodnyInc 1h ago

Plate was the best part of this dish

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u/TotemRiolu 1h ago edited 1h ago

Speaks volumes about one's cooking when even an animal would rather have the plate itself rather than the food, lol.

EDIT: Wow, downvoted to negatives within seconds. I triggered some people that think they're Michelin chefs and are upset that even animals won't touch their cooking. I didn't know those kinds of people existed on this sub, but I guess it takes all kinds.

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u/djshadesuk 59m ago

Not just "an animal" but a fox, an animal that will notoriously eat just about anything. Usually.

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u/Evil_Weevill 45m ago

Y'all... If you want to feed foxes, just use cat food. They like kibble. Hell they make fox kibble you can buy.

That said, probably don't do that out in the wild. It's one thing to feed suburban foxes that raid your trash can so they stop going after your trash. It's another thing to feed wild foxes in the woods and encourage them to get too comfortable around humans.

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u/6M66 1h ago

She is watching her insulin level.

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u/sunnykutta 59m ago

Foxy is gonna barter that for much more than one meal. Game, fox!

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u/Brin369 56m ago

Now he can have dinner with the crane in his room 😎

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u/ToffeeAppleCider 55m ago

I thought the fox was going to piss on it

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u/BraveWarrior-55 44m ago

Of course the fox dumped the inappropriate food on the ground. She clearly just wanted the plate, since foxes don't eat fried rice, right?

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u/bigelcid 31m ago

they only eat it if it's been fried by a fox

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u/jykhvn 31m ago

"The bread taste better than a key" opposite type of shiii

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u/madjams 22m ago

Silly swiper, he never stops swipping

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u/WinkingWinkle 15m ago

Cunning as a... No, wait.

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u/loronzo16 1h ago

Next he’s gonna want you to bring some nice silverware.

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u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 1h ago

it is that fox which is selling stuff by the side of the road

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u/Silly-Low6019 55m ago

Is that noodles ? Human food kills wild animals. Don’t fuckin feed human food to wild animals.

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u/Silly-Low6019 4m ago

Why are you negative pointing my statement ?

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u/_head_ 48m ago

And if the food doesn't kill them, their desensitization to humans will.