r/funny PortugueseGeese Comics 7h ago

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u/legalizethesenuts 6h ago

One of my favorite Brian moments is when he’s on a date with a blind girl, acts like he gets in to a fight with three or four dudes, and then when she asks if he’s okay, he goes, “Yeah…but they took the gift I was gonna give you.” Such a pos lol

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u/Lord0fHats 5h ago

Many of my favorite Family Guy bits are at Brian's expense.

I think the two I like most are Quagmire's rant about why he doesn't like Brian, and Stewie beating the shit out him because where's my money?!

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u/the_post_of_tom_joad 5h ago

i loved quagmires rant too: especially because he's guilty of almost everything he accused Brian of. he hates him because brian's a reflection of himself.

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u/ThyKingdomDecay 3h ago

Actually if im remembering correctly, he says he could accept all of that, but he's disingenuous about it, and pretends like he's this great guy, whereas Quagmire is open and honest about who he is, and what he's about

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u/Nerrickk 1h ago

He says he could accept all of it if Brian wasn't such a boring person.

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u/Stolehtreb 6h ago

What an incredibly forced joke….

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u/Ill_Buffalo3887 2h ago

Does it insist upon itself?

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u/Goldenslicer 1h ago

Because it has a valid point to make, it's insistant.

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u/Donnicton 3h ago

Hmm, yes, I agree... shallow and pedantic.

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u/AnonymousFriend80 2h ago

You know what's not shallow and pedantic....the cake on that spider.

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u/Naud1993 2h ago

This comic insists upon itself.

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u/phillyfan1111 3h ago

Check out the dumper on Peter

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u/MaggotMinded 4h ago

Ah yes, because when people quote their favorite TV shows, they don’t quote punchlines, they say stuff like “Hey, Peter” for no reason at all. Makes total sense.

And the fact that he happened to say it to somebody whose name is actually Peter despite not knowing that his name is Peter? Hilarious!

/s

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u/GreatAtLosing 2h ago

Bro I hate to break it to you but "Hey Peter" in Joe's voice is a rather common meme and something of a generational vocal stim LOL

I think you might just be out of the loop on this one

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u/issanm 4h ago

I mean "hey peter" in joes/lois voice is very much a commonly quoted line

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u/allykopow 4h ago

My best friend and I literally do it all the time

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u/issanm 2h ago

Kinda mind blowing that it seems like nobody else here knows of this https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hey-beter

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u/thatshygirl06 2h ago

Well youre wrong here, this is an actual thing for this specific quote and it's said in the same voice as the character

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u/merashin 4h ago

I mean, it's a stretch, but we could say that there might be a hidden second joke saying that The Hulk is quoting the wrong lines because he is functionally developmentally disabled and doesn't get quoting shows right.

Still not funny, but it could at least be generously interpreted to have some degree of forethought.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Shiroiken 4h ago

Actually funny was the Marvel comic where it was revealed that Hulk still remembers that Peter is Spider-Man, but Banner forgot.

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u/dsl135 5h ago

I think you’re looking for r/notfunny

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u/ugzz 2h ago

I only ever say "Hey, Peter" in Joe's voice regardless of context.. so this was just normal to me.. but I appreciated it

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAAPS 5h ago

So joke logic here is Spiderman and Family Guy are connected because the main characters name is Peter.

This is the type of humor that gives you the "ah ok" response. It's not funny even verbally, but in a comic where you have to devote more time illustrating the "joke", this wasn't worth the effort.

Figure out the punchline, or the reveal of the joke. Workshop it verbally with trusted peers before committing to the comic. Because, based off this one comic I've seen from you, I will not go out of my way to read them.

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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics 1h ago

I disagree. I think the joke uses misdirection in a way that makes the ending unpredictable, which is the formula for a joke. Plus, comics are a visual medium, so it is definitely worth putting in effort to draw it out.

This comment doesn't make sense verbally, and the fact that you took so much time to type it out wasn't worth the effort.

Based on this one comment I've seen from you, I will not go out of my way to read the rest of them.

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u/RunInRunOn 41m ago

Why are half the comments so seriously upset about having read this? Did I miss something?

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u/Empty-Insurance1667 27m ago

is it just me or is peter ass bulging out

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u/SpankThuMonkey 2h ago

This, this is the one that made me un-sub.

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u/spacedudejr 4h ago

Hulk hates Brian gave me a sensible chuckle.

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u/Sad_Violinist_4087 6h ago

God. Yes, this is funny if you're 10 yrs old! I must have missed the day all the intelligent people fell off the earth!