r/funny • u/exporterofgold • 1d ago

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u/SaladBoy97 1d ago

For anyone curious, literal translation:

"Are you an entrepreneur?"
Translator: "Where are you going, wearing fancy clothes like a hero?"
Kid: "Nowhere"
Translator: *Oh I get it. Gotta make the kid look cool* "He's looking out for..."

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u/whyamihere999 1d ago

After Nowhere, he says, 'aisehi ghoomne nikla hoon.'

Meaning, nowhere, just roaming around...

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u/SputnikFalls 1d ago

I too roam the lands looking for bitches.

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u/phishrace 19h ago

Have you tried calling Wayne Brady?

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u/STOP_DOWNVOTING 8h ago

He’s not looking for bitches to choke tho

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u/atharvbadkas 1d ago

He also said "Item pa-tane" in the end🤣 Which corelates to "looking for..."

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u/marcellusmartel 23h ago

That was actually the guy in the jean jacket who said that, not him.

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u/SaladBoy97 1d ago

Ah missed that... thanks

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

Nope, the kid replied they are going to just stroll around. For which the guy translated — well everyone knows. 

Cultural reference or I should say this Gen reference; indeed when they are strolling around in good cloth, they are trying to find a maal ( bitches indeed ) 😉

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u/Creepy_Pudding_2109 1d ago

Localization at its finest

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 23h ago

Wing man is the best man

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u/CarlSagansghost69 22h ago

translator just trying to make entrepreneur sound cooler than it is

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u/Bullrawg 1d ago

From what I’ve heard there is a direct correlation between mo bitches and mo money

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 1d ago

But mo money, mo problems.

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u/nasi_lemak 1d ago

Hence mo bitches = mo problems. Math checks out

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u/TaoTeCha 1d ago

Perfect example of correlation not equaling causation. Because Jay Z has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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u/clerveu 1d ago

You can even extrapolate further from this! Jay Z's data points are hardly random.

So given all the above, with M = money, B = bitches, and P = problems...

M -> B as a direct correlation

M -> P as a direct correlation

therefore B & P are also correlated, but only derived.

In Jay Z's case, while presumably present given his M, B is NOT actually a member of his problem set at all, which is in and of itself actionable information.

The thing we need to remember is this guy's one of the wealtiest MCs in the world - M is basically maxed, which would imply, given the predicate M -> B, his B should also be maxed. So we've got a case with both M high and B high, along with an exceptionally high P (99, presumably near the ceiling genre/lifestyle wise). If B -> P held even weakly you would absolutely expect to see B show up in his problem set.

This anecdotal, n=1 experiment therefore presents statistically sufficient proof B cannot, as a matter of logical necessity, ever be a member of P.

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u/jr81452 1d ago

JZ should be excluded from the dataset as a statistical outlier. His B also has maxed M, which is the primary reason she isn't included in his P dataset.

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u/Bullrawg 1d ago

I love Reddit

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u/Trixles 20h ago

You're much more well-educated in mathematics than I am. I applied the transitive property and called it a day lol xD

if a = b, and b = c, then a = c

a = b = c

A) mo money

B) mo bitches

C) mo problems

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u/readyReddit007 1d ago

Contrarily, Kid Cudi had 99 problems, and they were all bitches…

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u/360walkaway 1d ago

Except when a bitch ain't one.

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u/genius_retard 1d ago

The transitive property of bitches.

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u/4realdrama 23h ago

but i got no money and problems keep coming man

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u/MattieShoes 1d ago

There's also an inverse correlation.

Mo money, mo bitches. mo bitches, less money.

... Unless you're a pimp

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u/harmless_gecko 1d ago

But pimpin' ain't easy

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u/UshankaBear 1d ago

What about bobs and vagene?

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u/artherng 1d ago

I reckon most men do... No judgement here

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u/xx-shalo-xx 1d ago

Biological life is geared towards looking for bitches.

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u/kajinek 1d ago

He is not a businessman. He is the business, man.

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u/Gbaby009 1d ago

He’s in the business of Bitches 😎

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u/STOP_DOWNVOTING 8h ago

Dog breeder? Impressive.

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u/maverickoff 1d ago

I dont dress nowhere as fancy as this young gentleman but I am also looking for bitches, unfortunately bitches are nowhere to be found lol

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u/Relative-Dentist 22h ago

Turn off your adblocker, there are many in the area waiting for you

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 23h ago

Yeah. Only women can be found.

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u/EkaL25 19h ago

Insert myman.gif

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u/Real_Establishment56 1d ago

Not a businessman, a bitchesman

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u/sephkane 1d ago

aren't we all

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u/PanicDeus 15h ago

Entrepreneur? Nah...Straight to Dessertpreneur

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u/guitarguy1685 18h ago

I remember when i unused to dress sharp like that for similar reasons 

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u/Ren_Kaos 1d ago

He looks like a waiter.

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u/chief_yETI 1d ago

yeah buddy

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u/Wooden_Peace_2919 1d ago

They ordered Cambridge from Wish

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u/oaktreebr 1d ago

It's called a pimp