r/fourthworldproblems 2h ago

Moon since Rook(me Rook) talk like evolve man to family

3 Upvotes

Where start: Here

After tribe gathering tribe called Rook(me Rook) to talk. Rook(me Rook) hate talk. Uncle always say Rook(me Rook) bad. This talk uncle say Rook(me Rook) and Eeg(my friend Eeg) should leave tribe because Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) very bad.

Rook(me Rook) feel like kill enemy ​​​​​tribe. I say uncle hate Rook(me Rook), uncle say Eeg(my friend Eeg) bad, Eeg(my friend Eeg) show​ paint, Rook(me Rook) show make fire. Tribe never say it good. Tribe busy hide from wolf. Tribe say Rook(me Rook) should kill wolf. Rook(me Rook) have wolf, wolf friend, tribe want kill anyway. Uncle, cry, say granmom(uncle mom) die because​ go too far, say Rook(me Rook) like granmom. Rook(me Rook) didn't know. Uncle say uncle afraid Rook(me Rook) die too but now Rook(me Rook) run away anyway. Rook(me Rook) say don't want to run away. Rook(me Rook) want feel like tribe, Eeg(my friend Eeg) want feel like tribe too. Uncle want Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) feel with tribe like tribe, but don't know how.

Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) show tribe can fun with and with no mushroom. Chief say not mushroom yet only if tribe say yes. Rook(me Rook) show wolf friend, wolf not bad, wolf lick tribe, tribe like wolf. Eeg(my friend Eeg) show shaman, but not shaman, funny shaman. Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) put black wood and black clothes on Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) a​nd walk around funny and even pull chef tiger hide, chief laugh, say Eeg(funny shaman Eeg) show good crow. ​

Story shaman say he teach Eeg(funny shaman) now. Craft shaman say Rook(me Rook) know little but can much so craft shaman tell Rook(me Rook) to know.

After spending time with tribe uncle ask Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) about mushroom. Rook(me Rook) say mushroom​ does strange thing. Eeg(my friend Eeg) call it Eeg death. Uncle don't understand, Eeg(my friend Eeg) alive. Eeg(my friend Eeg) say dies Eeg that you Eeg. Uncle don't understand, says uncle not have uncle Eeg. Rook(me Rook) say Eeg like very strange spirit. Eeg(my friend Eeg) gave ​Eeg(soul Eeg) his name. Uncle say it's strange but one day if Rook and Eeg(we Rook and Eeg) don't be stupid and don't say like evolve man uncle try mushroom one day.


r/fourthworldproblems 2h ago

Neighbor give hamham evoleman food. Neighbor say he wait for grandkids but grand kid no show.we talk over wild grass and he say talk to son and son say grandkid no show cuz daughter in law don't like Grandpa and grandma. We eat all evolveman food together. We hug then he go.good guy bad bride

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6 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 2h ago

Eev (me Eev) eat apple

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61 Upvotes

Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.


r/fourthworldproblems 5h ago

Gronk find sand T. Grok much like it, but think it need decorate. What tribe think of skull?

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15 Upvotes

Grok think put 3 skull on top, look cool.


r/fourthworldproblems 7h ago

The Erfoud Manuport is a rock which about 300,000 years ago some caveman carried around with him, the first recorded dick joke?

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15 Upvotes

Leave toy in cave! 😠


r/fourthworldproblems 13h ago

ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

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85 Upvotes

ROOOOOOAAAAAAR *snort* *growl* RARRRRGH *hiss* *chomp* ROOAR RAAAWR AARRGGHHH ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!


r/fourthworldproblems 20h ago

Ooh (me Ooh) sleep during snow storm. When Ooh wake up, Ooh in weird place. Look like evolved-man territory.

37 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 1d ago

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

24 Upvotes

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga


r/fourthworldproblems 2d ago

𐎨 𐎢𐎮𐎬𐎤 𐎥𐎱𐎮𐎬 mesopotamia. 𐎼𐎠𐎭𐏂 𐎽𐎮𐎬𐎤 wheat?

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161 Upvotes

𐎨 𐎠𐎫𐎽𐎮 𐎧𐎠𐎵𐎤 copper.


r/fourthworldproblems 2d ago

What you name mean?

33 Upvotes

Klig (me Klig) hear name (name sound you call thing) have meaning. Tribe shaman say Klug (Klug sister of Klig) mean smart, but shaman no say what Klig mean. Klig (me Klig) think Klig mean strong!

What you name mean?


r/fourthworldproblems 2d ago

Zlorb (me zlorb) find colorful peck bird

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74 Upvotes

Bird loud


r/fourthworldproblems 3d ago

AAAAAAA

0 Upvotes

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r/fourthworldproblems 3d ago

Me (Anhg) found weird metal

12 Upvotes

Anhg (me) found hole back to home after big metal cave place and me found weird metal near cave with touchy thing

It small thin and it makes weird sound and show odd thing in it

What should ahng do with it? Ahng consider throw it at mammoth


r/fourthworldproblems 3d ago

OOG ASKS, FAVORITE KIND OF MONSTER LIZARD (DINOSAUR)

27 Upvotes

OOG (ME OOG) SENDS QUESTION TO OTHER CAVE PEOPLE USING MAGIC ADVICE ROCK. OOG CAPS LOCK STILL BROKEN BTW.

OOG ASK WHAT IS OTHER CAVE PERSON'S FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD.

OOG HAS BEEN TOLD GIANT MONSTER LIZARD HAS ABBREVIATED NAME OF "DINOSAUR" FROM LANGUAGE OF "LATIN" BUT OOG TRIBE ELDERS WARN OOG TO NO USE THAT TERM BECAUSE IT'S "EVOLVED POSTING". IN OOG OPINION OOG CONSIDERS WORD "POSTING" TO ALSO SOUND EVOLVED BUT OOG DIGRESS.

OOG FAVORITE GIANT MONSTER LIZARD IS MONSTER LIZARD WITH SPIKES ON BACK AND ALSO SPIKES ON TAIL. IT DOESN'T EAT MEAT IT EATS LEAFS. IF OOG IS ALLOWED TO USE EVOLVED "LATIN" WORDS OOG FAVORITE "DINOSAUR" IS "STEGO-SAURUS".

OOG LIKE THAT ONE SINCE OOG WAS BUT CAVE CHILD.


r/fourthworldproblems 5d ago

Gonk (me Gonk) going melt

22 Upvotes

Why world so hot? Gonk about melt!! Other member of tribe also almost melt?


r/fourthworldproblems 5d ago

What less evolve man doing? Should Martok copy?

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3 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 6d ago

Mic (me Mic) want to know who is Grok

14 Upvotes

Mic (me Mic) hear of this Grok. Grok know all answer. Mic (he Mic) also hear bad things about Grok. Grok say bad things. Grok do bad things. Mic (me Mic) want to know more. Grok from tribe? Grok from other tribe?


r/fourthworldproblems 8d ago

Me (Anhg) went weird place tall caves and shape folk big golem

3 Upvotes

Anhg (me) hunt mammoth with tribe, Anhg (me) fell out ground but ground was ground

Me (Anhg) land on hard rock, next to bumpy rock lines and big hard cats move on them.

Look up saw big shape with sun shoot and big poison blue golem and leaf green parts with big knife fight big shape.

Big golem called "EVA"

Anhg stuck here, what do?


r/fourthworldproblems 9d ago

How stop friend "bonesmashy"

28 Upvotes

Xantar(me Xantar) have friend Klaub, Klaub(him Klaub) nice but dumb

Klaub bonk face with club

he call Bonesmashy, say look good. Bring many mate for Klaub(him Klaub)

how call Klaub(him Klaub) stoopid but be nice too? Xantar(me Xantar) confused

Help Xantar?


r/fourthworldproblems 10d ago

Gonk (me Gonk) check up on tribe

27 Upvotes

Gonk (me Gonk) want know how tribe doing! What tribe be up to past few moons? Hunt mammoth? Cave paint? Try court other cave person? Gonk care for tribe very much, make sure is good :)


r/fourthworldproblems 10d ago

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83 Upvotes

Cave fellows what this mean?


r/fourthworldproblems 11d ago

How court?

13 Upvotes

Klig (me Klig) know many thing how court. Klig hear in other tribe woman give man best part of mammoth. Other other tribe man use sharp rock and put color in skin, impress woman. Also court like give nice rocks, pick hair bugs, sit next fire... many many thing.

How court right?

...Klig no want court!!! Klig only curious! Swear!


r/fourthworldproblems 11d ago

Urk (me Urk) go for walk in woods. Find big lizard. Should Urk be concern?

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79 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems 11d ago

Eng (me Eng) say hi

9 Upvotes

Eng new. Eng find new cave friends?


r/fourthworldproblems 12d ago

Hello Cave People

14 Upvotes

Azerak (me Azerak) great king of mega cave. Cavemen (you cavemen) hunt for me, i will give you (you cavemen) food and very strong weapon.