r/fifthworldproblems 3h ago

Does Anyone Else Wake Up With More Shadows Than They Went to Sleep With?

9 Upvotes

Every morning I count my shadows before leaving the house. For the last few weeks, I've been waking up with one extra. It doesn't always follow me, but it always arrives home first and is waiting outside the door.

I've asked the sun to stop making new ones, but it insists they're all mine. Has anyone found a safe way to return an unwanted shadow before it learns your real name?


r/fifthworldproblems 6h ago

I saw something on my wall, tried to touch it, but my arm like slid in and got stuck

7 Upvotes

My hand can move fine, I'm guessing in my wall somewhere.

Somebody suggested pushing and now the wall is about 1-2 inches away from my elbow.

I'm scared.

I have been stuck all night.

As I can see, there is no visible hole, which confuses me.


r/fifthworldproblems 21h ago

Sub universe instability?

7 Upvotes

I (Timeless being), Located in Universe 23x,36y,62z 25w, Harvest the energy of Sub universes that clip into here every one in a while to get #@%*(@42@4tIRFN, However, In 2 jIEjieobbiebejiksegdds (63.252642 days for earthling meat bags) Sub universes have started bleeding into The main universe at A infinitely higher intensity and quantity then normal, There has also been a Severe increase in quantity of said sub universes, Where do i stand on this and what do i do?