r/descriptivetitle • u/rutare • May 29 '19

My uncle is 75 and has severe Parkinson’s. But check out how much he can lift. He told me “it’s amazing how far modern medicine has come.”

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r/descriptivetitle • u/rutare • May 14 '19

I stopped smoking 5 weeks ago and needed something to do with my hands, so i built this tree house for my little girl instead and it cost nothing but my time. Anyway, she loves it.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/rutare • Mar 04 '19

I used to be undercover cop. I did time. I had to deal drugs. I even had to kill. And I was so good at it that, it got me a promotion. In the end though, I never could move past that part of my life. Throwing away everything, I bought a bike and became a wild wanderer on the road. Here's me now.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/original_evanator • Oct 28 '16

Reddit, I could use some help right now. I am in an extremely codependent relationship. While I have fun with my partner, it feels like there is always a string attached. I have been getting high every day to cope. I can't leave him because it's all going to come crashing down. Picture is us.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/hmprivate • Aug 08 '16

She gets up, and makes zero attempt to cover herself. I snap another mental picture of her neck and feet. I'm getting hard, and by force of habit, I start playing with myself. Now shes the one looking over at me. She gives me a bemused smile.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/nic0lk • Apr 29 '16

Reddit, two years ago I lost my wife, my kids, and my job. I was depressed and on the brink of suicide. Since then, though, I've gotten a better job, a more amazing girlfriend, and my kids back! Since I've gotten better, here is a picture of me at my worst when I was considering suicide.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/original_evanator • Dec 04 '15

It has been quite a semester, Reddit. Passed three classes by the skin of my teeth and turned in six papers. To celebrate, we had quite the rager last night. Things got a little out of hand and at some point Rufus got into the beer. Poor guy! We had a blast but someone is feeling it today!

33 Upvotes

r/descriptivetitle • u/dotbomber95 • Sep 17 '15

UPDATE: All her life my grandma was too poor to swim, and for the past 5 years her health insurance denied coverage of swimming pools. After posting one of their letters on reddit, the insurance company finally relented. Here is her first time in the water, all thanks to reddit!

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r/descriptivetitle • u/dotbomber95 • Sep 16 '15

Last week my boss announced that he added a coin-operated mechanism to the coffeemaker forcing people to pay 25 cents for 5 fluid ounces of coffee, as he had "had enough of our freeloading." Today, I captured this photo of him. His other hand was holding a quarter on the end of a string.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/JustAdolf-LikeCher • May 20 '15

My best friend who was given to me by the only person I ever loved. After I'd lost my leg in Afghanistan, she called and said "Cheated on you. Also dog has cancer.". After a grueling five months, I managed to kick back at life and have now travelled the world jumping from city to city on one leg.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/[deleted] • May 18 '15

My 63 year old father with ALS finally recovered from the terrible disease thanks to funding from the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Here he is, fulfilling his lifelong dream of mastering acrobatics.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/gargoylefreeman • Mar 30 '15

Was sent to 10 years in prison for possession of literally one molecule of marijuana.When I got out,I had 1 mission-make sure Comcast never succeeds against net neutrality.Since I am pro-vaccines,SJWs hate me,downvote my posts,but I know that Reddit stands for truth.Here is the pic of the molecule.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/BRITANY-IS-A-CUNT • Feb 28 '15

My one friend in this world has rectently passed away from old age. This is the best picture I have of him. RIP in peace good buddy.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/gamajun • Feb 19 '15

My grandpa just finished building his castle (by hand). It took him 5 years, but he's all done!

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r/descriptivetitle • u/gamajun • Feb 17 '15

My Girlfriend found this pledge paddle in the attic of our new house. We know it is not the from the last owner of the home. Can anyone help us track down the original owner?

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r/descriptivetitle • u/oceanofperceptions • Feb 12 '15

I found this fish in a tank in an asian grocery store. He was just 1 pound when I took him home. Today he passed away after 19 happy years. This is me saying goodbye.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/[deleted] • Jan 28 '15

My imaginary girlfriend is extremely allergic to hankies. She gets a runny nose from the tissue. It is a vicious circle. But since I gave her a neti pot as a birthday present, she was finally able to break free from it. She goes nowhere without it.

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r/descriptivetitle • u/original_evanator • Jan 09 '15

For years I was pushed around on my school playground. Every day I dreaded recess because I didn't know who was going to show up to grab and beat me. In time I learned to roll with the punches and now I am a proud upstanding citizen. It's true what they say - what goes around comes around.

52 Upvotes

r/descriptivetitle • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '15

For thirteen years I have been locked out of a job on account of having been incarcerated for possession of .012 ounces of marijuana. Last year, I made a resolution to find a job. Now I'm a successful ombudsman in Shiago, Japan. I made a video of my first day on the job - what does Reddit think?

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r/descriptivetitle • u/aidantheman18 • Nov 26 '14

It's been 3 years since my gay autistic son died of penis ebola. He was only 14 years old. It was his life goal to become a professional baseball player. This is me and him playing 20 seconds before he passed.

138 Upvotes

r/descriptivetitle • u/[deleted] • Nov 18 '14

Sadly, I've had to say goodbye to my buddy for only 8 years. He was very sick and I learned after taking for x-rays that he had cancer in his stomach. I still remember the day I brought him home. Here's a pic of his last moments on this earth

74 Upvotes

r/descriptivetitle • u/[deleted] • Nov 18 '14

I was raised by a strict, racist, and conservative family. After moving to the big city for a job, I've learned to question the beliefs I was given about the other race. Sometimes, though, I still have trouble adjusting

37 Upvotes

r/descriptivetitle • u/MachinaBio • Oct 27 '14

I have been on my own since my alcoholic father raped and abused me in my teens. I have been living on the streets unable to support myself with no job experience to help me get one. Today, I decided to turn my life around, here is a picture of me in my first job interview. (I got the job)

54 Upvotes

r/descriptivetitle • u/Knolligge • Oct 26 '14

It's my cakeday so I decided on my first post. I Know I'll get downvoted for this, but: My Autistic little Brother just passed away of leukemia after donating $5000 to charity. He died while cooking Five-Star worthy beef for my Dying 104-year-old Father. This was the last piece of food he ever saw.

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66 Upvotes

r/descriptivetitle • u/gargoylefreeman • Oct 08 '14

I'm a woman. I don't believe in friendzones. When I'm not creating funny memes on adviceanimals, I give atheist redditor gentlemen BJs in exchange for bacon & Reddit gold. Using my sick references, last week 4chan doxxed me and sent me pictures of dicks. Mind = blown? Here is me sticking up to them.

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