As uh brain ded Faux Newz viewer I really like what Jerid Penis is doing politically.

She put in the work to get the work. She can do no wrong.

Hello, just a casual grindr boi in Denver who hates gays, Colorado native sticker confirmed on my car, seeking some casual butt play from a fellow with my same ideals?
I am open to poly but NO LIBERALS

The balls to shaft ratio is outstanding.

Me never heard of heat before

Cooling not free?

Guys idk what the hell is going on. I need more updates on the odyssey IMAX. Every person on the internet has seen it except for me and I’m pissed. What is going on with it? I would rather not see it at all than see it in a format I can’t brag about on the internet. Please keep me updated and hurry the fuck up before I have to resort to reading the book

whole town of Rifle is shit down

Pretty sure it’s working again, but is currently showing Backdoor Sluts 9 in place of the Odyssey.

Who put me (of all people) on there mailng list? This is some kind of joke?...if so...I think it hysterical!!! Nice one jerking me!

Maybe some of you looking for work?? I got no patience to be a cop. Id beat hell out of everyone...."Damn you paid how much for this stuff? This is bunk. Ive had better from found baggies. Your under arrest for being a dumb ass"

There are now safe crossings to reach the other side of the street for more fenty or to give a quick HJ.

As well as, a raised boulevard to give begging crackheads higher viewpoint to stand on and see you through the windshield stashing your cash and darts in the console when approaching the stoplight.

Dear Native losers,

We are getting too many air quality alerts in the shithole state. To keep our state habitable for Californians, we request all of you to stop farting. If you must fart, get into your Subie, drive to the Kansas border and fart there with your ass facing Kansas. Thank you for your consideration and respect for Californians.

I don’t even have a joke for this…Ty Lawson caught stealing liquor in Castle Rock

The other day some bridge troll posted on the Colorado community about them, me not knowing anything about them or their cause decided to ask and I quote “what do you protest?” As a genuine question they get mad at me and comment you just have to come out and find out while booting me out the page. More into the comments they argue with other commenters and bring up free speech when mine was taken for trying to figure out what they do no wonder they aren’t taken seriously

aint watering for shit

What's everyone's go-to material for some sexy alone time?

I rotate between the REI website and the Colorado state flag. But if I'm feeling particularly randy, I'll crank it to a picture of the Rockies (then I have a good cry just thinking about how lucky I am to be a native...)

Guys I’m freaking out! I just finished the SparkNotes for the odyssey and am really looking forward to seeing it but the one showtime I wanted to go to got cancelled. There’s only 86 other showtimes every day in Denver for the next month. That’s 2500 showtimes I can’t go to because mine got cancelled! Please help I’m so desperate to see an adaptation of a 3000 year old fictional poem by the guy who named his main character in a 3 hour movie The Protagonist.