r/DenverCirclejerk May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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60 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

107 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk 6h ago

Seeking fellow homophobic republicans to have gay sex with

118 Upvotes

Hello, just a casual grindr boi in Denver who hates gays, Colorado native sticker confirmed on my car, seeking some casual butt play from a fellow with my same ideals?
I am open to poly but NO LIBERALS


r/DenverCirclejerk 5h ago

Time to embrace the heat and cherish this draught.

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30 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 8h ago

Outside hot why more electric bill

38 Upvotes

Me never heard of heat before

Cooling not free?


r/DenverCirclejerk 12h ago

bobo got that ‘spora

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60 Upvotes

whole town of Rifle is shit down


r/DenverCirclejerk 8h ago

IMAX at Regal UA working

30 Upvotes

Pretty sure it’s working again, but is currently showing Backdoor Sluts 9 in place of the Odyssey.


r/DenverCirclejerk 2h ago

MOARRRRR UPDATES

9 Upvotes

Guys idk what the hell is going on. I need more updates on the odyssey IMAX. Every person on the internet has seen it except for me and I’m pissed. What is going on with it? I would rather not see it at all than see it in a format I can’t brag about on the internet. Please keep me updated and hurry the fuck up before I have to resort to reading the book


r/DenverCirclejerk 13h ago

Too many hikers are pooping in Colorado's back country, is the Grizzly Rose the answer?

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43 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 6h ago

Ok Who is wise guy?

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Who put me (of all people) on there mailng list? This is some kind of joke?...if so...I think it hysterical!!! Nice one jerking me!

Maybe some of you looking for work?? I got no patience to be a cop. Id beat hell out of everyone...."Damn you paid how much for this stuff? This is bunk. Ive had better from found baggies. Your under arrest for being a dumb ass"


r/DenverCirclejerk 9h ago

West Colfax Construction Officially Complete

5 Upvotes

There are now safe crossings to reach the other side of the street for more fenty or to give a quick HJ.

As well as, a raised boulevard to give begging crackheads higher viewpoint to stand on and see you through the windshield stashing your cash and darts in the console when approaching the stoplight.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Why don’t the hot single women near me do this? Seems kind of sexist if you ask me. Polis might find a redemption arc if he used his office for something like equality and tits.

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56 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3h ago

Air Quality

0 Upvotes

Dear Native losers,

We are getting too many air quality alerts in the shithole state. To keep our state habitable for Californians, we request all of you to stop farting. If you must fart, get into your Subie, drive to the Kansas border and fart there with your ass facing Kansas. Thank you for your consideration and respect for Californians.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

DIA announces runway 5k run

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70 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 21h ago

Imma get in trouble @ Two Lazy Dogs Bar & Grill

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6 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Former Nugget arrested for allegedly stealing vodka

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19 Upvotes

I don’t even have a joke for this…Ty Lawson caught stealing liquor in Castle Rock


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Im doing my part 🫡

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61 Upvotes

aint watering for shit


r/DenverCirclejerk 10h ago

To the idiot bridge trolls who are hypocrites about the 1st amendment

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0 Upvotes

The other day some bridge troll posted on the Colorado community about them, me not knowing anything about them or their cause decided to ask and I quote “what do you protest?” As a genuine question they get mad at me and comment you just have to come out and find out while booting me out the page. More into the comments they argue with other commenters and bring up free speech when mine was taken for trying to figure out what they do no wonder they aren’t taken seriously


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Out of curiosity, fellow natives...

35 Upvotes

What's everyone's go-to material for some sexy alone time?

I rotate between the REI website and the Colorado state flag. But if I'm feeling particularly randy, I'll crank it to a picture of the Rockies (then I have a good cry just thinking about how lucky I am to be a native...)


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

I need hourly updates on The Odyssey!

59 Upvotes

Guys I’m freaking out! I just finished the SparkNotes for the odyssey and am really looking forward to seeing it but the one showtime I wanted to go to got cancelled. There’s only 86 other showtimes every day in Denver for the next month. That’s 2500 showtimes I can’t go to because mine got cancelled! Please help I’m so desperate to see an adaptation of a 3000 year old fictional poem by the guy who named his main character in a 3 hour movie The Protagonist.


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

My car thermometer in my driveway today, 390 miles til empty

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61 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Is this part of the DIA renovation?

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219 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Which one of you is this?

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30 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Does anyone know how healthy the cougars are? I can’t handle another sick cat.

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42 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Genital piercing with flat back

0 Upvotes

Hey guys, I’m looking for a place that uses screw in back jewelry for genital piercings.

Not the L shape or spiral, but the flat screw in back.

It's about consistency between content and form:

  • Flat screw-in back
  • Being flat and screwed from the back.

I have had my genitals pierced many times and they -- the piercings -- always fall out and close and it hurts too bad to put them back in.