r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • 2d ago
After collecting a great many treasured fish scales, Sekiro developed a pain in his hand.
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He got carp-al tunnel syndrome.
r/dadsouls • u/DarkSoulPraiseTheSun • Sep 20 '23
Armored Core 6 Dad Jokes Are Now Allowed
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After the recent poll taken, it seems that the vast majority of you are fine with dad jokes and puns featuring Armored Core 6.
Feel free to make posts about Dark Souls 1-3, Demon Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring, and Armored Core!
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • 9d ago
Sekiro got so hungry he ate a sandal--and he didn't even cook it first. Afterwards he succumbed to feelings of rage and hatred.
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I guess he shouldn't have had the shoe raw.
r/dadsouls • u/JimmyRussler491 • 18d ago
Why did the souls player go to the cheese shop
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To get gouda
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Jun 22 '26
What is Seath's favorite oniony herb?
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The Duke's Ar-chives.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Jun 18 '26
How is Emma from Sekiro similar to Melina from Elden Ring?
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They both offer you a gourd.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Jun 04 '26
What brand of vacuum does Midra use to clean the Woods around his house?
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A Bissell
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Jun 02 '26
What boss do French players have to fight eleven times?
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Demi-human Swordsman Onze
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • May 24 '26
What did the Hornsent use to make sushi?
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Rauh fish.
r/dadsouls • u/LordOFtheNoldor • May 24 '26
What did the finger creeper say when he saw his crush?
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I'd really love to Metyr
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • May 10 '26
Miquella asked me for a postage stamp.
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He needed one to send his Leda to the Shadow Realm.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • May 06 '26
Why did Godfrey, the First Elden Lord, walk towards the Tarnished in a slow and incredibly cool way?
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He was Hoarah farming.
r/dadsouls • u/theone_2099 • Apr 10 '26
What did they call the Tarnished who hurt himself trying to lift up Iron Fist Alexander?
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Li-hernia of the Lakes
r/dadsouls • u/maggi_iopgott • Mar 30 '26
When Renalas Husband divorced her.... Spoiler
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he was rada-gone
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Mar 06 '26
When Rennala was pregnant with Ranni, why did she ask a glintstone dragon to assist with the birth?
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The glintstone dragon was a doula.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Feb 08 '26
I couldn't remember what country Benhart came from, so I asked my friend who knows the lore. "Jugo," they told me.
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So I left.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Jan 19 '26
Why did they relocate Firelink Shrine from Lothric to Sekiro's home?
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Because Ashina seeketh embers.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Jan 14 '26
What was the most popular John Steinbeck book in the Yharnam library?
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The Paarl.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Jan 10 '26
What frozen breakfast food did the Hunter in Yarnham enjoy?
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Blood Eggos.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Jan 04 '26
After I gave the Firekeeper her eyes, she kept wishing me luck in finding my vegetables.
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She always told me, "mayst thou thy peas discover."
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Nov 24 '25
A friend of mine, who wanted to know more about Dark Souls lore, asked me, "What's the Demon Firesage?"
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"He'll turn 30 years old next week," I answered.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Nov 20 '25
Where do the residents of the Boreal Valley keep their gold bullion?
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Vordt Knox
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Nov 12 '25
Was Darkdiver Grandahl okay with people making jokes about the Abyss?
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No, he wouldn't stand for it.
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Nov 04 '25
Only one person in Majula voted for an ogre to lead the town council. Everyone else voted "nay."
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Even though he lost, the ogre did have one "aye."
r/dadsouls • u/apexPrickle • Oct 29 '25
What did Jar Bairn say when the Slumbering Dragon in Shulva went on a tangent?
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"Hallo, cos!"