r/dadjokes • u/Suitable_Sky • 1h ago
What does a photographer call a WIP?
A photodraft.
r/dadjokes • u/UncleDJ1 • 1h ago
A Stick is the answer. But I was wondering if anyone knows of any other set of multiple jokes with the same punchline?
r/dadjokes • u/danielsoft1 • 2h ago
A Game Mnon.
r/dadjokes • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • 2h ago
I don’t yet know how I’m going to spend the other $999,999,999.75, though.
r/dadjokes • u/Slowloris81 • 3h ago
You really Odyssey it.
r/dadjokes • u/SweetPPeachH • 3h ago
It's not a good sign
Had to report due to spelling correction sabotage.
r/dadjokes • u/Specialist-You-1230 • 3h ago
It’s prolly urethane
r/dadjokes • u/No_Perspective1135 • 4h ago
He felt he was too obtuse
r/dadjokes • u/Applesoppy • 4h ago
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
r/dadjokes • u/Unstable-Paradox • 5h ago
Bob: Eagle, maybe?
Alice: The Lyre Bird.
r/dadjokes • u/s777tew • 5h ago
.. but then I changed my mind
r/dadjokes • u/Unlucky_Milk_4323 • 6h ago
This is all a grand experiment by AI, they flood the sub with word play and we up/down vote to teach them humor. 'cause there ain't NO WAY some of ya'll are human posting this .. terrible jokes.
r/dadjokes • u/GrandMoffTarkan • 6h ago
It started flat but there was a sharp increase in difficulty as with a higher frequency the pitch increased.
r/dadjokes • u/QueasyWeasle • 6h ago
No
r/dadjokes • u/Identity_Unaware • 6h ago
It said 'Delivery: Free of Charge' so I guess I'll have to shop elsewhere.
r/dadjokes • u/QueasyWeasle • 6h ago
His vegas nerve gave out
r/dadjokes • u/Stuporjew1057 • 7h ago
Roger, Roger.
r/dadjokes • u/brokenradish • 7h ago
The steaks have never been higher.
r/dadjokes • u/Sir_Pluses • 7h ago
I told her I wouldn't meter halfway.
r/dadjokes • u/RobIson240YT • 7h ago
All they needed was my full name, address, email, phone number, and $900.00.
r/dadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 7h ago
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of it.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The farmer frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator.”