George, Inverted Success 3
Creature - Human Architect
1: Switch George’s power and toughness until end of turn.
1: George gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
2/3
Elaine, Cursed Dancer 2R
Creature - Human Citizen
Elaine Danced?! - R, T: Elaine deals 2 damage to each player
2/2
Jerry, Screenwriter 3U
Creature - Human Citizen
When Jerry enters the battlefield or attacks, create an Episode token. (It’s an artifact with “Draw a card, then put a card from your hand on top of your library.”)
2/5
Kramer 2G
Creature - Human Barbarian
Kicker R
Trample
If Kramer was kicked, you may unlock a room. Kramer gains haste until end of turn.
2/4
Festivus Pole
Artifact
Feats of Strength - 4: Target creature you control fights another Target creature.
Breaking the Pole - Sacrifice Festivus Pole: Create two mana of any color.
The Killing of Independent George
Enchantment - Saga
I - Create a George token (It’s a 1/1 red Human creature token).
II - Populate, then Populate again.
III - Create two 1/1 white Human Citizen creature tokens.
IV - If you control two citizens, sacrifice X George tokens, where X is the number of George creature tokens you control minus 1.
The Soup Nazi, Genius 1GGG
Creature - Human Artist
When the Soup Nazi enters the battlefield, you may create 3 food tokens. If you don’t, The Soup Nazi fights up to one other creature.
Food you control have “1, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card”
4/3
Newman, Postal Officer UBB
Creature - Human Officer
Rain… - If an opponent would create a non-creature token, instead you create a food token
Or Shine - If an opponent would gain life, instead you create a food token
0/3
Tim Whatley, Dentist 2UBR
Creature - Human Doctor
2UR: Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it.
UB: Choose a creature type. Tim Whatley gains that creature type until end of turn. Until end of turn, whenever you target a creature of that type with a spell or ability, draw a card.
3/5
The Nose Job RRGG
Enchantment - Saga
I - Create two 1/1 red human creature tokens with haste
II - Put three +1/+1 on target creature you control
III - Sacrifce a creature you control with no +1/+1 counters on it, then populate.
The Wedding of George and Susan 2WB
Enchantment - Saga
I - You and target opponent each draw three cards.
II - Each player loses 3 life and life and you make a treasure token for each opponent
III - Each player sacrifices a creature and discards a card.