Less of casual snark, more of a full on rant about the experience of trying to download more than one pattern off of Mood's website... or even find what patterns there are on their website.
I think most people who have tried a Mood pattern know that they're going to be iffy at best and downright nightmares at worst. That's fine. You get what you pay for, etc. etc. and I really just look to their patterns for general shapes and vibes, because I look at all commercial patterns as rough guidelines if anything.
However, trying to even look through their pattern collection is actually costing me brain cells. Their website is not kept very up to date with all of their patterns in a UX-friendly way, and it's very hard to navigate to a place where ALL of the available patterns are actually in one place. Sure, there's their blog, you say, and yes, in theory, that has everything....... but there are 56 pages (not 57, as theoretically shown at the bottom of the page, if you try to go to page 57 it redirects you to the homepage... I had to manually redirect the URL to page 56) and only 10 patterns per page. "Sort by type" doesn't work because the patterns are not tagged consistently. I did a very simple check and the very first shawl pattern I found isn't in the shawl section, but a robe and a vest are????? The "all patterns" page doesn't work because it only has a fraction of their patterns... and it can't even JUST be the ones with flat lays because their emails with patterns all have lineart flat lays in them?! (They could just reuse those assets??? I can already think of at least three ways they could populate a page automatically with the right logic setup so they don't have to remember to keep up with it)
Plus, getting a pattern once you've actually gotten through 50+ pages requires clicking through to the pattern, scrolling down to the download section, putting in your information, waiting for the download link, going to your email, opening ANOTHER link, and then downloading the pattern. If the goal is to get people to use your free patterns to buy your expensive fabric and notions, YOU WOULD THINK you would want the UX to be as seamless (ha) as possible to GET TO THOSE PATTERNS and DOWNLOAD THOSE PATTERNS???
I did find a Google Sheets with 480ish of their patterns neatly catalogued, but the links aren't the PDFs, they just lead to google searches for those patterns, which leads to Mood, which we start the stupid process all over again where I have to put my email in every. Single. Time. I want to download a new pattern...
The marketing director in me understands why they don't just dump it in a dropbox, the normal consumer in me says PLEASE, I AM SO SICK OF THIS AND SO SICK OF NAVIGATING THEIR WEBSITE. If they're worried about making sure people see the little upsell widget, I get it! You can still keep it on the page! You can just remove the need to put in your information a million times! There are ways!!!
The worst part is, you have to go through this whole nightmare of a process even if you are logged in with an email that is already subscribed??? As somebody who works in this field and does the annoying work to implement this kind of thing on the EXACT SAME PLATFORM THEY USE, I KNOW there are ways around this while still preserving their marketing needs. I've done UX/UI design so many times to fix issues exactly like this because friction like this causes people to go "screw it" and not hang around on your website, which is the OPPOSITE of your goal. With the size of their company, I KNOW they could afford to have a competent dev do this, and I'm sure it would benefit them in the long run instead of leading people like me to automate this with a crawler bot to just archive everything into a dropbox for myself, which is what I am now very tempted to do at work today since most of my team is out on vacation......
Anyway, Mood, get it together and hire a competent UX dev for the thing you tout as your big hook instead of using AI for your patterns and wrecking your UX.