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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1h ago edited 1h ago
half of them what us to probe their sphincters and the other half wants us to kill their leaders and THEN probe their sphincter
It's good to see the human race coming together for some that really matters.
To quote Zap Brannigan: something something "make it with a hot alien babe"
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1h ago
Sidenote I notice that the spine flexibility seems to be a reoccurring alien thing. I wonder if they have ever crossed paths with the poor diplomats we chased away
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u/AmeliaMynx 1h ago
I would wear this fit to a rave, it's so cute
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u/TheDarkNerd 58m ago
Ring skirts are stupid, no one wears them any more. You totally should.
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u/AmeliaMynx 50m ago
You're giving me mixed message lol
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u/jerkoffforjesus 46m ago
Its a Futurama reference
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u/AmeliaMynx 44m ago
I'm blanking on that scene but it does feels like something Amy would say to Leela
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u/FinalBossMike 39m ago
Close! It's a conversation Amy has with Fry in season one at a night club.
Amy: Everything is so retro. Fry: Why is everyone wearing those rings? Amy: Guh! Because nobody wears them anymore. Rings are stupid. Fry: I think they're cool. Amy: Shh! Don't let anyone hear you. Person at the club: Hey, did that guy just say that rings are cool? Amy: No, he said they're stupid. Person at the club: Cool!
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 44m ago
I got you boo
Here is the reference
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 47m ago
You totally should. It's giving off Space Channel 5 vibes.
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u/AmeliaMynx 46m ago
My favourite part of the r/comics is I always get new media to binge
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 43m ago
It's a cute rhythm game with catchy songs... and Michael Jackson playing himself.
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u/AmeliaMynx 42m ago
Rhythm like dance dance revolution or Guitar Hero?
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 35m ago
Like DDR but it's on a controller. Like if you know that game Bust A Groove or for the hip young crowd FNF.
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u/AmeliaMynx 34m ago
Lol FNF does make it clearer
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 23m ago
Oh sorry. Friday Night Funkin'.
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u/AmeliaMynx 22m ago
Oh no you're good. I was saying it as an example makes it clearer
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 11m ago
Oh sorry, didn't read that clearly. Don't brine a chicken while redditing. You can't do both, lol.
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u/MintasaurusFresh 1h ago
Is there, like, an RSVP letter that I can fill out? If so I would mark 'No' on the probing and then if there's a list of leaders I'll probably mark 'Yes' to most of them.
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u/FacsistGrammarian 1h ago
Two possibilities: we are alone in the universe, or our neighbor wants us to probe them. Both are equally terrifying
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 54m ago
We as earthlings should handle our own problems with our political leaders. That does leave us with the other option...
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u/DarthJackie2021 1h ago
If the probing of sphincters is a deal breaker for you, I'd be perfectly happy with you just killing our leaders.
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u/Lunatic-one 1h ago
They want a part of your health care or - it's a fetish, isn't it? A good doctor can remedy that by giving a professional diagnosis.
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u/lesser_panjandrum 46m ago
Woah woah woah, let's not be hasty.
Surely we can negotiate some kind of probing arrangement that everyone can enjoy.
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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 1h ago
Could be worse, at least they're not being asked to probe our leaders' sphincters.