r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 20h ago

What do you call a celebrity boat?

16 Upvotes

A Tom Cruise-ship

1 comment

r/cleanjokes • u/808gecko808 • 21h ago

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes and I watched...

91 Upvotes

...it all unfold.

8 comments

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