r/cleandadjokes • u/DrawingOpening7313 • 7h ago
What do you call a dog that loves magic?
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A Labracadabrador.
r/cleandadjokes • u/ConeyIslandRedhot • 17d ago
🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 The Pillsbury doughboy died the other day.
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His funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 24 minutes
r/cleandadjokes • u/WeakSession4460 • 3h ago
How many dads does it take to get you to clean your room?
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One, but it takes 18 years!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Bigtimer57 • 39m ago
Watch what you say around the egg whites.
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They can't take a yolk.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommercialNo5876 • 18h ago
What is made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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A shoe.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 16h ago
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
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I just can’t put it down!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 7h ago
I gave my wife a heart shaped lamp for our anniversary...
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It was a light hearted joke.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Legitimate_Gas9603 • 3h ago
Joke #2
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Q. What did the bird say to the bank teller?
A. Find a new branch.
r/cleandadjokes • u/jacobriddle • 18h ago
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
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 But catscan ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/Bigtimer57 • 21h ago
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear.
r/cleandadjokes • u/buntapunta • 14h ago
What do you call a witch standing on a beach.
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A sandwitch.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lordkuri • 1d ago
A lot of people talk about Spock having unique ears since he's half Vulcan, but not many people know he actually had 3 ears.
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His left ear, his right ear, and the final front ear.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Applesoppy • 1h ago
What’s the difference between Wuhan and Vegas?
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 1d ago
What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
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Hawaiian Punch!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Applesoppy • 19h ago
What do you call a bus conductor who lost both their legs in an accident?
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Semiconductor
r/cleandadjokes • u/WeakSession4460 • 1d ago
How do you weigh a millennial?
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In Instagrams.
r/cleandadjokes • u/dinoguys_r_worthless • 1d ago
You can never fully trust a mannequin.
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They're all posers.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Aggravating-Bus-9203 • 1d ago
What did the landlord say when the farmer tried to pay him in dried up grass?
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Hey!!!
r/cleandadjokes • u/jacobriddle • 1d ago
I had a quiet game of tennis today.
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There was no racket ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/WeakSession4460 • 1d ago
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday.
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That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
r/cleandadjokes • u/jacobriddle • 1d ago
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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Thunder pants!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Slight-Ad8511 • 21h ago
I work in construction, and my friend kept calling me a brick layer.
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It was only when we were out shooting basketball, that I realized what he really meant.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Bigtimer57 • 1d ago
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.
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That wasn’t cool.
r/cleandadjokes • u/jacobriddle • 2d ago
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long.
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There’s something fishy about that place.
r/cleandadjokes • u/jacobriddle • 1d ago
How do you get a tissue to dance?
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You put a lil boogie in it ;)