r/circlejerknyc 20h ago

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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61 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

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51 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 4h ago

Central Park has space for more than a Walmart..

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51 Upvotes

Any parking lot should obviously be a tall parking *garage*, now we have room for the desperately needed oil refinery and NYC data center (the Walmart can still be underground).


r/circlejerknyc 5h ago

Eric Adams swaps numbers with women at Sports Illustrated bash - who else misses the swag god?

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Our favorite Albanian citizen hasn’t given up his favorite parts of the job, cipriani, French Montana sightings, step and repeats


r/circlejerknyc 8h ago

If civic nerd comedy shows are your thing, boy do I have a pack of nerds for you

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18 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 6h ago

Because NO ONE is riding on them! 😂

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r/circlejerknyc 20h ago

Washington Square Park 7/21

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30 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

What’s the best pizza?

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96 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 9h ago

Why is bushwick so welcoming?

3 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

State of this sub recently

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2.3k Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Is this storm just missing us completely?

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

“dear abuser” tenant rights sign

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5 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

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172 Upvotes

why don’t I have $100,000 to spend on the stupidest shit ever?


r/circlejerknyc 9h ago

ISO queer friendly room

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Anyone got a spare room w ethernet cable?


r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

Mamdani issues important update that the Man who pushed 70-year-old woman on subway tracks is safe and in good conditioning watching World Cup with him at Rikers, in good spirits.

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186 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

3rd wave of gentrification

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97 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

TARGET is the cause of the crack epidemic in an Astoria Alleyway!!!!😤🤬😖

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Define transplant from your pov

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1 Upvotes

Ready... set.... goooo


r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

How is anyone supposed to sleep now?

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56 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 3d ago

I have a new Proposal for Central Park

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2.7k Upvotes

God bless M’Urica


r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

Just saw a bus driver ask a snowbunny for her number in brownsville!!!

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r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

Anyone have an extra ticket for the world cup today?

95 Upvotes

Promised my fiancee I'd take her (in exchange for ass stuff)

Also what's the best way to get there? I'm taking my Goped


r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

And the award for Naïveté and paranoia goes too…

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r/circlejerknyc 1d ago

East Village Avenue D safe????

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6 Upvotes

r/circlejerknyc 2d ago

As the most intellectual person in the most intellectual neighborhood in the most intellectual borough, everyone else is wrong

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