r/cats 1h ago

Medical Questions What is this?

I was petting my cat and found this on him and tried pulling it off but it wouldn't budge. It seems to remove the fur surrounding it and worried it could be a harmful organism, cyst, or something.

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u/Prollyuh_Slut 1h ago

Nipple :) please do not remove, it should stay attached, even when not in use. Someone reset the counter

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u/scarredballsack 1h ago

I'm glad the counter reset has arrived from other subs..

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u/Senior-Schedule6598 1h ago

Wait there’s a counter reset?

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u/scarredballsack 1h ago

Oh yes,, in a car sub the most popular cars people ask to be identified are vw karmann ghia, De tomaso pantera and the Shelby cobra, all of these get a reset the counter..

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u/Schmaron 1h ago

This is like the bone subreddits. We have to reset it every time someone finds human remains. It’s wild!

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u/scarredballsack 1h ago

I'm guessing that everyone seems to find human remains all over the place.

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u/Schmaron 1h ago

I have yet to find any. Lol

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u/scarredballsack 56m ago

I'm gonna assume that not finding skeletal human remains is a good thing..

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u/sydneyghibli 49m ago

Unless you’re an anthropologist maybe

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u/Difficult_Ad8718 35m ago

I am an anthropologist and it’s definitely not a good thing. It’s a lot of paperwork….

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u/my4floofs 55m ago

That one where the guy was given a human leg bone as a freebie at a ren faire a few days ago was interesting

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u/Vishifrock 41m ago

OMG, that popped up in my reddit feed some days ago and I'm not even on any bone collecting subs!

That was wild!

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u/sydneyghibli 49m ago

Oh my god do you have the link

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u/ktbug1987 Trosy and Synchro 40m ago

And in spider subreddit, it’s medically significant spiders, particularly brown recluse

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u/GasStationTiefling 1h ago

There are bone subreddits?

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u/Chimpbot 50m ago

There's a subreddit for pretty much anything under the sun.

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u/gijoe50000 37m ago

On PCMR the counter resets when somebody posts a picture of their smashed glass side panel on their PC case.

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u/Senior-Schedule6598 1h ago

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of counter reset is the Simpsons intro.

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u/Active_Vegetable8203 1h ago

In the coin subs we have the Jovita Idar quarter, people ask all the time if it's rare or valuable (it's not). We have a counter for that as well.

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u/My_Own_Worst_Friend 1h ago

I think of the shattered side panel counter on the PCMR sub.

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u/fuckinunknowable 1h ago

In the what is this bone sub there’s a human remains counter which is reset more frequently than you would expect

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u/Schmaron 1h ago

It’s wild how many times it’s reset.

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u/painterBurning 1h ago

At this point I'm always wondering if it's a joke/meme post or a genuine question when I see this.

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u/Prollyuh_Slut 1h ago

Im sure some are silly little jokes, and others are silly people worried about their kitties. Maybe one day, cats having nipples will be common knowledge.

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u/ImpossibleAd344 1h ago

most are just karma farming.

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u/scarredballsack 1h ago

It is possible this is a post trolling, I'm certain the pantera ones are.. or it's possible that people don't realise kitty's have nipples..

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence 1h ago

When I see people make posts about how they try and pinch and remove these "pimples" or "abnormalities" I want to literally punch them through the screen lol

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 1h ago

Yeah but you know they didnt really try very hard. They still have arms and fingers left to type with after all...

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u/Acceptable_Visit604 1h ago

Absolutely no ine is stopping you

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u/Major_Ad_6349 1h ago

0 days since our last nip

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u/Unusual_Computer9670 50m ago

I'm just wondering how OP "tried to remove" the cat's nipple without losing their hands.

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u/9for9 1h ago

Is there really a counter and does it ever go past one day?

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u/scarredballsack 58m ago

I'd guess maybe two maximum, they should rename this kitty porn sub , I've never seen sooo many nipples

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u/Beautiful_Ad8386 44m ago

I check comments whenever there’s a nipple post specifically for this meme. I love it.

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u/hobosbindle 38m ago

“Is this a tick or a nipple?”

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u/AppropriateEgg- Calico 1h ago

Where's the person with the pic of the cats eyes being covered because I need to save it for moments like this

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u/AppropriateEgg- Calico 1h ago

Update found it

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u/TheReallyAngryOne Lots of kitties! 1h ago

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u/e_lizz 13m ago

this one needs another hand covering the genitals

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u/TheReallyAngryOne Lots of kitties! 1h ago
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u/duskcheek_ 1h ago

Let’s reset the days yall

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u/a-snakey 1h ago

It was always 0 though

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u/boxesofboxes 1h ago

Sometimes it gets to 1 or 2

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1h ago

Two is a pretty rare & celebratory occurrence!

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u/Waramo 43m ago

Over Chrismas or other big holidays its possible.

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u/hikingjunkiee 1h ago

lol this is hilarious 😂😂😂

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u/ComprehensiveLeg7870 1h ago

Guys, we found another one lol

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u/Chimpbot 1h ago

My wife spent over a decade in the veterinary industry. You'd be shocked at the number of people who don't realize that cats have nipples - especially male cats.

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u/ComprehensiveLeg7870 1h ago

I find that so bizarre. I knew since I was quite young that every cat had nipples. Even people who dont have cats must have seen em on a dog or smth

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u/Chimpbot 1h ago

It hits people from all walks of life, too. Even well-educated professionals go all Shocked Pikachu Face when they realize cats do, in fact, have nipples.

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u/ComprehensiveLeg7870 1h ago

But like how do they think they feed their young?? 😭😭. They must have never seen a dog or cat have babies in their lives. Mabye they get confused as teats are used more commonly to describe animal nipples?? Idk still wierd.

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u/Chimpbot 1h ago

Honestly, I think it's just something that the average person doesn't really think about. "Oh. Right. Duh." was a pretty common response after the owners were informed of what those little nubbins actually were.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1h ago

It is why we have the sub r/RedditDiscoverNipples!🤷‍♀️

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u/Senior-Schedule6598 1h ago

I think you would be surprised.

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u/ali_be_frank 1h ago

I've asked "does your husband have nipples? Yeah, male animals do too" 🫠

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u/Chimpbot 1h ago

"My cat has ticks on their stomach."

"Ma'am, those are nipples."

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u/SelectionWitty2791 1h ago

Similar story. And a human physician I saw was surprised that most mammals share most of their anatomy. Hell, most vertebrates share a whole bunch of their anatomy. I did not go to this physician again.

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u/Chimpbot 1h ago

Yeah... that's not a physician I'd want to go to, either. There's a reason why anatomy classes use other mammals for the purpose of dissection. There will be obvious anatomical differences between a cat, a pig, and a human... but the fundamentals are all there.

Mammals are mammals. Our systems aren't all identical, but they're all pretty damn similar to each other.

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u/Kiwi_bananas 45m ago

I've also had someone book an appointment with me because they were concerned about a strange noise their cat was making. It was purring. 

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u/-ladykitsune- 1h ago

I took my cat to the vet for his nipples once 😅

Luckily the vet just laughed and didn’t charge us for the consultation.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1h ago

There's alwways a sub for that, too!😆😂🤣

r/RedditDiscoverNipples

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u/WheresMyHumanSuit 1h ago

ETA: reset the counter

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u/antilumin 1h ago

This gif is also applicable for OP finding more “cysts” on their cat.

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u/HereForTheFooodz 1h ago

Don’t pull it off, those are nipples my friend.

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u/Medical_Original6290 1h ago

How do you go this long in life, not knowing what a cat nipple is.

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u/DodgerJustin 1h ago

I thought we were past this…

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u/Chellepeachy 1h ago

Same repost , we are never past this

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1h ago

Sometimes we go a magical two days!

But usually the counter is set at 0-1days since the latest Redditor discovered that even MALE cats do have nipples!

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u/Vintage-Grievance 1h ago

We are...It's the others that need a national announcement.

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u/EbbDesigner5724 Tuxedo 1h ago

Hoo boy

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u/LaroonDynasty 1h ago

stop yankin on ur cat nippies

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u/montyrattus 1h ago

Seems like we have this everyday now.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1h ago

That's why there's a sub for that!

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u/SpeckledBird86 1h ago

Cat nips don’t pull them!

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u/TaliZorahff14 1h ago

Why do so many people have a Problem to identify a nipple?

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u/Hihohootiehole 1h ago

no knowledge of non-simian mammals

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u/TechnologyOver5642 1h ago

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u/Responsible-Delay619 1h ago

I need to know where this gif comes from

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u/perfectdrug659 49m ago

Web series called Puppet Dreams, episode is Bollywood

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u/catandmouse- 1h ago

pls dont take his nipple off :(

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u/BuckManscape 1h ago

It’s an anchor point for the biscuit assembly line.

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u/TashaStarlight 1h ago

Days without people discovering cat nipples: 0

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u/Bit_Cloud_ 1h ago

Don’t pull on their poor nipple :(

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 1h ago

Please don’t pull any of his other nipples off, either, unless you pull both of yours off first and think it wasn’t a big deal. 

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u/thatweirdsomeone 1h ago

here we go again

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u/LilMissKrazy1 1h ago

Reset the counter, please!!

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u/Ok_Sale_1598 1h ago

If you look harder , you are likely to find around seven more.

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u/Dragons-purr 1h ago

“Tried pulling it off” 😫😫😫😫 sweet baby Jesus!

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u/Street-Coffee-2026 1h ago

Seriously? 🤦‍♀️

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u/fragilextrash 1h ago

Noooo. This is the longest streak we’ve had so far without a nipple post. Reset the counter guys 💔

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u/sldb73 1h ago

OP, it is OK. You want the best for your kitty.

When I got my first cat at 22 I took it to the vet because of this weird growth on his skin. I paid money for the vet to tell me that was just his nipple.

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u/Darthsmom Void 1h ago

Did they say it with a straight face?

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u/sldb73 1h ago

Yes, but I was still embarrassed as hell.

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u/RedwoodLady 1h ago

It's a nipple.

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u/LumpyAssumption5357 1h ago

Can there be a post pinned showing a variety of cat nipples so people stop trying to rip their poor cat’s nips off? 😂😂😂

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u/Thruthatreez 1h ago

And can we please, for once, have someone take a picture of the cat's face while their hooman is obsessing over and playing with their nipple?🤣🤣🤣

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u/zipper1919 1h ago

Your poor cat. Hope he snatches your nipple and pulls and tugs it to see if it comes off.

Boys have nipples too ya know.

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u/Tinymarshmello 1h ago

Why does the same question keep getting asked so frequently.. like is this rage bait

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u/gh0styears 1h ago

YOU GAVE YOUR CAT A TITTY TWISTER?!? A KITTY TITTY TWISTER?!?!

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 59m ago

THE KITTY TWISTER

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u/Faceless_Rat 1h ago

Lil nippys.

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u/Stormageddondloa91 41m ago

Its been zero days since a nipple question

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u/TheWeirdcatmom 40m ago

I’m so shocked people’s cats are letting them do this. My boys would never let me this close to their nipples

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u/Komatsukush 1h ago

Can mods just block these at this point and just message op saying it’s a nipple? And how are so many human so bad at anatomy that they don’t know mammals have nipples like us???

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u/Positive-Ring-5172 1h ago

Americans are so afraid of tits they don't recognize them on other mammals. Sad.

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u/LifeguardBig8530 1h ago

Oh dear. That my friend is a nipple. Please dont pull it off lolol

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u/mnicklas666 1h ago

Dude was giving his cat titty twisters and didn't even know it

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u/deathbychips2 1h ago

Male mammals have nipples too just like how male humans

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u/Love_Bug_54 1h ago

Kitty titty

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u/ToblakaiStone 1h ago

Itty bitty kitty titty 😺

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u/closerupper 1h ago

I found these posts funny at first but the sheer amount of them is crazy. Do people not do any research on their animals? Or look things up before running to make a post of their own?

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u/Vintage-Grievance 48m ago

I've wondered the same about humanity for a very long time.

In general, there are so many posts on social media that ought to have been questions or reverse-image searches typed into a search engine.

Because a lot of people don't sit back and take a minute to reason/rationalize, or don't attempt to learn things on their own with the same devices they're using to immediately flock to social media.

Obviously, someone isn't going to type in 'nipple on male cat' into a search engine if they don't know what they're looking at, but I'm pretty sure all these people could find the answer (a lot faster than someone might reply on social media platforms) by just typing 'Tiny pale/pink bump on cat's belly'.

'Not knowing', I could understand, especially if someone spends a lot of time not being that observant, but not attempting to educate themselves on their own first is the part I don't get.

You'd think their anxiety or self-awareness would be in charge of telling them, "Hm, I should Google this first, just in case, so that I don't have 100+ people calling me an idiot.

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u/Difficult_Mouse_6948 40m ago

Is this your first cat ever??? Please tell me this is a joke post.

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u/jdp84 1h ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/krstphr 1h ago

Try milking it

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u/TadhgOBriain 1h ago

I'm a mammal Greg, can you milk me?

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u/ShelterBorn2531 1h ago

I found the same exact thing ans it took me a moment to realise its just a nipple lol

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u/Error-7-0-7 European Shorthair 1h ago

Day 0 of nipple post

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 British Shorthair 1h ago

Almost all mammals (female and male) have nipples.

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u/Frequent_Breath8210 1h ago

Every single day I am amazed by these posts

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u/MelisSassenach 1h ago

how does it keep happening?? no shade to OP or anyone like OP but this shit is hilarious

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u/that-country-girl Siamese (Modern) 1h ago

All mammals have nipples. That’s one of the key things actually. Both boys and girls have them.

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u/katertots93 1h ago

You gave your poor cat a purple nurple

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u/PhiloLibrarian 1h ago

Nipple - welcome to mammalhood

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u/wytewydow 1h ago

Turns out... your cat is a mammal. Im so sorry.

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u/dont_remember_eatin 56m ago

Hint: cats are mammals.

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u/Tough-Marsupial-8155 1h ago

is it possibly a nipple?

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 1h ago

It is one of several nipples the standard cat comes equipped with

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u/springwoodslasher82 1h ago

That, is a cat nipple….

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u/CurveOk3459 Bengal 1h ago

NSFW. lol. 

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 1h ago

If I had a nickel for every time a cat owner couldn't identify a nipple... I'd be very rich.

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u/thegildedman25 1h ago

It suprises me that people forget we arent the only mammals that have nipples

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u/Cxopilot 1h ago

Ya know cats are mammals. Mammals typically have nipples

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u/Sapphic__Princess__ 1h ago

It’s crazy to me the amount of people who don’t know cats have nipples, and more than just 2 no matter their gender

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u/ImpossibleAd344 1h ago

Are you serious????????

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u/waitspitmebackout 1h ago

You tweaked your cats nip nop aka nipple bro

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u/high6ix 1h ago

Kitty tiddy

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u/LooseAsparagus6617 59m ago

I had 3 cat so far. On my fourth I thought her nip was a ticks because I never seen ones so long and flat before

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u/FlamestormTheCat 52m ago

That’s called a nipple

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u/StorageNo6801 50m ago

I can’t believe this is genuinely a daily post on here.

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u/thatwasfun24 50m ago

People need to stop nipple posting cats 😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Beautiful01 46m ago

these posts are getting ridiculous, do you guys not research things first before asking a question on here? and especially before trying to pull the poor thing’s nipple off 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/thesaintmf 45m ago

We truly live in a society

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u/ktbug1987 Trosy and Synchro 41m ago

I’ll take yet another nip-nop vet post on Reddit for $1000 Alex

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u/j0rcan 34m ago

A nipple post a day keeps the vet away

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u/xwinterpeoniesx Domestic Housecat 34m ago

If it’s on the belly probs (most likely) a nip. Why on a male cat? Same reason as human man.

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u/jessiec475 28m ago

I’m sorry… are you stupid?

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u/AnneKakes 27m ago

I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?

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u/mortuarymaiden 22m ago

LEAVE THE POOR THING’S NIPNOPS ALONE 😭

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u/Normal_Aardvark_386 22m ago

Wow first nipple post we seen in a while

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u/drewman16 15m ago

Another dumbass

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u/sleepyteaa 9m ago

That’s def his nip, especially if he seems to have more than one across his tummy. If it’s elsewhere then I’d just visit a vet but I’d be shocked if it wasn’t anything else other than that 😭

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u/ImpossibleAd344 8m ago

Like, people can't be this daft right?