r/cats • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 20h ago

Video - Not OC I just wanted to withdraw some cash. The security cat said no.

12.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

196 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 20h ago

Click here to read about our new feature!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

962

u/habibisanam 20h ago

NO KIBBLE NO KASH!!!

197

u/MsMercyMain Tabbycat 19h ago

He's from the Cat Mafia. He's making sure the Boss gets a cut

30

u/Bamboozle_ 19h ago

You must pay the toll human!

12

u/lace_revolt 11h ago

Denied. Insufficient head boops in your account.

7

u/miregalpanic 16h ago

Khajit has coins if you have wares

499

u/King_K_24 20h ago

Kitty says make better financial decisions

108

u/violethearttt 19h ago

He said 'withdraw? I don't think so. You're on a budget and I'm enforcing it.' 💀🐱

11

u/steeliewheelie68 18h ago

I read this to the tune of 'Kitty' by 'The president of the United States'. Great song, it's about cat.

258

u/CantaloupeCamper 20h ago

Cat helps you save.

9

u/Butterflymerm Brazilian Shorthair 11h ago

Also that stare was giving “Hey the system is on maintenance,can you please take a step back and wait….?meow” 😅

167

u/SporkWolverine 20h ago

He said you've spent enough today

114

u/Agile_Ad6735 20h ago

Most grumpy security haha , belongs to r/angrycats

47

u/shortstop59 18h ago

He’s so annoyed, I love him

He can’t even be bothered to make a noise or bite. He just lazily swats at the bothersome human

13

u/Agile_Ad6735 18h ago

Hahha yeah so funny too to keep seeing him pipapipa the hooman hand

48

u/R4zorBe4st 20h ago

Furry finance advisor

9

u/DrNick2012 15h ago

Financial panther eh?

45

u/DeepSpaceLover0 20h ago

You need to pay tax to these cats to use ATM in İstanbul.

28

u/BigOleFerret 20h ago

He said machine empty

20

u/MsMercyMain Tabbycat 19h ago

ATM Closed

14

u/Copacetic9two 19h ago

Due to I fits I sits.

7

u/Few_Program_2303 19h ago

And finders keepers

26

u/Bloodthistle 19h ago

r/catsbeingbanks

6

u/cyankitten 14h ago

OMG OP, it's a real sub.

Please share this here too!

24

u/be_you_tiful- 20h ago

He’s taking the job too serious.
Someone should get him security attire

5

u/Fl0w3r_Ch1ld 18h ago

YES HE NEEDS A BOWTIE 🥹🥹

13

u/snexic 20h ago

Well duh that’s ur sign to save!

10

u/Unfair-Tell2719 20h ago

You're over your monthly spending budget!

15

u/West_Shower_6103 20h ago

It’s got a skimmer and cats just trying to help :)

8

u/ComprehensiveShine80 20h ago

Must pays the kitty toll

7

u/optimal_center 20h ago

Serious kitty 🤭

7

u/boopbopnotarobot 20h ago

kitty is just trying to keep you on a budget

7

u/Vera_Telco 20h ago

You pay fish tax!

4

u/Cat_tatted_Catman 20h ago

Well there is a ATM fee, kitty collects it.

5

u/warmachine83-uk 20h ago

Credit cat says save your money

5

u/Crafty-cs 20h ago

He protects you from the card skimmer that someone put there

4

u/AtomicGarden-8964 19h ago

He knows you have a spending problem and is trying to help you spend less

3

u/fohgedaboutit 19h ago

This has got to be Istanbul.

4

u/Amazing-Ad-6115 12h ago

Saw his colleague recently!

3

u/general_smooth 8h ago

He doesn't want you to waste money

6

u/LePhildo 19h ago

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Edit: someone please get this reference. 😕

3

u/imnotlovely 18h ago

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

3

u/murderfuck 18h ago

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION TO DORSIA NOW!

→ More replies (1)

3

u/yuru2323 20h ago

It seems like you wanted to mess with the cat for content. Ama kabadayıya rastlamışsın

3

u/Ynneb82 20h ago

He knows you were gonna spend them in trash!

3

u/Southern-Gazelle1409 20h ago

He takes catnip toll

3

u/No_Clock_7464 20h ago

Standard cat behavior. That atm is theirs now

3

u/Shar_12_Blaneyfan 19h ago

Gotta pay the kitty tax.

I need him to help me with my spending 😂

3

u/Educational_Ad_3528 19h ago

I'd do the same thing if you shoved your phone in my face

3

u/PossibleDiscipline90 17h ago

He's doing you a favor and saving you money

3

u/Uznonymous 14h ago

Cat distribution service in action.

3

u/ThisTelevision9372 8h ago

You went over your monthly budget allowance

2

u/Isaruazar 20h ago

Khajeet has better xchange rates than bank

2

u/BigGrayBeast 20h ago

Works for bank's competition

2

u/Bobba-Luna 20h ago

My ATM!! 😼

2

u/Disastrous-Sorbet427 20h ago

Das is die neuste Generation der Skimmer. Leider noch mit aktiver Kindersicherung.

2

u/Fcking_homeless 20h ago

Cats are the best

2

u/whackthat 20h ago

I would like to hire that cat to follow me around before I spend money on stupid shit

2

u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 20h ago

Cute lil mischief ☺️

2

u/idonthavecroissants 19h ago

NO COIN NO KHAJIIT WARES 😾

2

u/Routine_Breath_7137 19h ago

Daily limit reached kitty 

2

u/PeaOk5697 19h ago

you're not gonna withdraw shit before you figure out a good payment plan on your debt

2

u/Accurate_Wasabi6768 19h ago

No, hombre, ¿dónde están mis premios/treats?

2

u/Jogi1811 18h ago

Don't mess with the security cat. 😺

2

u/Caramel-Secure 18h ago

You’ll just blow it on catnip and hookers.

2

u/Aromatic_Prior_1371 18h ago

Great financial advisor 😂

2

u/Switchlord518 18h ago

You've heard of two factor authentication? This is highest 3rd level!

2

u/Vansterdam2002 18h ago

That s pussy cat money

2

u/Retrim2 18h ago

I wish that cat was guarding the ATM after the bar closes at the end of the night. It would have saved me from some costly poor life choices.

2

u/Sorry_Zebra_2967 17h ago

He said noooooo no moneys for u. Sorry :(

2

u/mcpat21 17h ago

He has a very important job

2

u/thebrain_pinky 17h ago

oh? they upgraded their fraud detection system!

2

u/f0xsky 17h ago

kitty making sure you stay on budget, more treats for kitty

2

u/Working_Spinach_312 16h ago

New policy : no treat, no cash.

2

u/SweetGrassGeranium 16h ago

No snax no cash 🤨😆

2

u/cyankitten 14h ago

You have no wares for Khajiit?

Then you will have no coin!

2

u/Mr-Megamind- 14h ago

You shall not cash!

2

u/000-Hotaru_Tomoe Siamese (Traditional Thai) 12h ago

"No sir, you don't need to buy another Funkopop, trust me."

2

u/Hungry-Anywhere-9053 12h ago

Didn't make a proper sacrifice first, rookie mistake

2

u/MistahPresidente 12h ago

Automated Tabby Machine.

2

u/Zeitcon 9h ago

FU, hooman! Pay me!

2

u/Fit_Prize_3245 4h ago

ATM out of service. They left the guard for that

2

u/ItsNotOk10710 4h ago

I need him to do that whenever I’m shopping on line. 😄

2

u/Hasu1033 19h ago

Damn I never thought I’d see pussy stop you from spending money

1

u/ProfessionalBoat900 19h ago

Its because this is ACTUALLY pussy preventing you from GETTIN money....and it happens on the reg haha

1

u/Vogel-Kerl 19h ago

"If you want cash..., you gotta give kitty a little taste!!"

1

u/Any-Consequence-6978 19h ago

I don't have your money...its in Bills house and and and Freds house!

1

u/silentbob1301 Bengal 19h ago

Judging you for all your bad financial decisions

1

u/Downtown-Doctor7684 19h ago

Soo mean for such a cute pink nose

1

u/ConspiracyParadox 19h ago

I like how all the stray cats in Turkey are fat and entitled. Lol. Well taken care of.

1

u/kinetic_ljs 19h ago

Bribe the security cat.

1

u/Jac_benny 19h ago

She is the bouncer at the club down the block too

1

u/MystikTrailblazer 19h ago

"No! The bank is the devil!"

1

u/n0tz0e 19h ago

Khajit has coin (machine)

1

u/Complex_Dingo_7955 19h ago

haha hes annoyed to u man

1

u/Historical_Tap8746 19h ago

he is protecting your savings!

1

u/Fluid-Depth2327 18h ago

The money's mine hooman.

1

u/Fr05t_B1t American Shorthair 18h ago

You obviously need catnip and or treats. Preferably both.

1

u/Physical-Laugh2000 18h ago

Customer atm cards with 🍣 for free tho. 😂😂

1

u/Remote_Program_3148 18h ago

Secaturity 😼

1

u/OutrageousSherbet765 18h ago

I need to hire your security team!

1

u/manofmystery11113 18h ago

fuck around find out 101

1

u/LuminaraCoH 18h ago

You shall not passkey!

1

u/BarryHotelHouseBand 18h ago

He's protecting you. That machine ate his friend.

1

u/AccidentDramatic7117 18h ago

I need this cat to just hang out by my debit card to keep me in check!

1

u/Sufficient892 18h ago

Looks more like a gangcat😅❤️

1

u/jbadaro 18h ago

Bish you poor… stop spending money

1

u/plastic_krack 18h ago

I love it when cats sit like panda bears

1

u/Halt96 18h ago

That creepy laugh though...

1

u/nathan753 17h ago

Hey /u/cxs , the bot is back unfortunately

1

u/cxs 11h ago

Try tagging the modmin team. I can't do it any more, it's harassment :c

1

u/lobalobah 17h ago

I need my monehhh

1

u/EvilEtienne 17h ago

K but maybe don’t harass the cat by literally putting your phone right in its face? That’s not cool.

1

u/BloodyLlama 16h ago

Cat doesn't look more than mildly annoyed.

1

u/EvilEtienne 15h ago

Oh ok that’s fine then. 🙄

1

u/BoatyMcBoatface555 17h ago

Pretty sure what he’s doing is illegal. That’s public space he can’t demand food in exchange for access. I’d call the pawlice immediately.

1

u/yeppomoon 17h ago

Bap Cat!

1

u/Alternative_Bike_13 17h ago

Please call me Chief Cat Sheriff.hhh

1

u/lil-lbb33 17h ago

Hahahaha 🤣

1

u/SeparateDoctor6102 16h ago

The cat looks so serious and he doesnt like being filmed

1

u/Hit_wicket_NJ 16h ago

give fresh fish first and take cash.

1

u/Beowulf44 16h ago

Treats first hooman!

1

u/Visible-Perception40 16h ago

Poor kitty looks dehydrated no wonder he’s spicy

1

u/Crypt0Nihilist 16h ago edited 16h ago

That's two more warnings than he was due.

1

u/Tinyyywhinyyy02 15h ago

This is so funny!!

1

u/Legitimate_Winner148 15h ago

She is a CPA! Do you think she went to all that trouble just for you to dismiss her advice?!

1

u/No-Storm1288 14h ago

No fish no cash

1

u/lioboii 14h ago

‘Feed me a stray cat’ 😢

1

u/Distinct-Role-8153 12h ago

Pay the toll. The cat learned.

1

u/MrGreenEyesOfTexas 12h ago

He's trying to help you save money..

1

u/Asparaguuus 12h ago

I see some orange

2

u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Moggy 4h ago

yep, that is def a girl. Calico for sure (or Tortie/Torbico or whatever if you people get technical - whatever, it's a cat with multiple colors including orange, white and brown/black)

1

u/Asparaguuus 2h ago

Nah, I see some orange brain cells in her. LoL

1

u/ravensholt 11h ago

Need to bribe the cat first, before you're allowed to withdraw money.

1

u/Ok-Concern1218 11h ago

hes tired of his job

1

u/yoger5 11h ago

Cat knows it has a skimmer installed and is trying to save you

1

u/Commodore8750 11h ago

I thought bodega cats were nice

1

u/CountBarbarus 11h ago

Khajiit has coin if you have coin

1

u/Mystique7779311 10h ago

Cat 🐈: I said scram get outta here 🤣😂

1

u/evilspyboy 10h ago

"I would like some cash" - POV

"In this economy?" - Cat

1

u/jazzi_j 10h ago

daylight robbery btw

1

u/Desperate_Cod781 9h ago

no fish！no cash！

1

u/Empty_Dimension6264 8h ago

Looks like my fat Stan.

Always miserable.

1

u/KiteretsuD 8h ago

Cats r cute but for money 💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

1

u/Eastern-Mark-5499 7h ago

Just pay with your phone! Best advertisement for digital payments ever!

1

u/jackdipoppe 6h ago

the atm is under mewntinance, sorry

1

u/MulberryBeneficial84 3h ago

This is soo adorable ☺️

1

u/Diplopia_Victim22 2h ago

“Move along.”

1

u/overfiend_87 12h ago

You have to pay the cat toll to use the wall hole. You gotta pay the cat toll to get in.

0

u/Spirit-Bunny-1369 16h ago

Cats name is Karen