r/cats 26d ago

Cat Picture - OC Is there something behind me? Why does the Company Cat™ keeps staring at me???

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u/ReiLyfe 26d ago

Holy, I was not prepared for the zoom in of these photos with those facial expressions I know cats are expressive, but I feel like they did that intentionally I don’t know why they’re staring at you other than maybe they want food from you or they want you to pet them who knows but I think that’s pretty cool. Y’all have like a four legged furry coworker to be honest.

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

He might be my new supurrvisor.

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u/ReiLyfe 26d ago

Bro definitely is just fix the report after he diebfjciusvwvvwhdjxjnentvvstywuorigo Mc Shem on the keyboard

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u/Wrong-Pineapple39 26d ago

Or you're on a PIP - Purrformance Intimidation Program

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u/SockIntelligent9589 26d ago

I think you should report to HR. This is a very strange behaviour.

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u/MehX73 26d ago

The cat IS  HR. They are investigating rumors that OP is slacking off and posting on Reddit all day!

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u/mattchuckyost 25d ago

HR isn't the right dept, you want FR

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 26d ago

He is and he's totally got his eyes on you! 👀 I hope you bring in some treats and win that bro over

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u/N1ghtCr33p 26d ago

Did you remember the cover sheet for your tps report?

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u/grilled_geez 26d ago

Still working on the pspspsps spreadsheet. Will get to that tps cover sheet ASAP.

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u/Crafty-Ad6073 26d ago

This is a purrfect pun!

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u/icantchoosewisely 26d ago

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u/lostintokyo11 26d ago

I am here for your purrformance review.

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Fuck. He came in for the PIP.

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u/lostintokyo11 26d ago

Maybe he thought it was the NIP 🤣

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u/JulesUdrink 26d ago

That is hilarious. This would make any office job 100x better

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u/StarkillerMTJ 26d ago

You have office plushies and an office cat. I like your workplace

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Oliver just told me to clear out the desk, otherwise he’s gonna kill me😭😭😭

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u/pretzelandcheese588 26d ago

Is that a single claw?? Threats???

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u/Sea-Abalone3538 26d ago

That is a cat middle finger

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u/Chocolatefudgeface 26d ago

I read this in a distinctly British accent.

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 26d ago

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u/SinisterKid 26d ago

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u/sweetwolf86 26d ago

Still not as creepy as the "walls".

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u/marcaygol 26d ago

It's giving backrooms

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u/ShinyTamao 26d ago

Walls?

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u/walkthedoge1 26d ago

I think walls, prolly wrong, that encase him in a concrete prison of his own devices, taxes, and slavery for a “living” wage.

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u/Oscendaude 26d ago

I was expecting the outline of Sauron

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u/thanks_cum_again 26d ago

I’m dead 💀☠️

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u/HarrisonWorld 26d ago

Look into my eyes.

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u/superanth 26d ago

"Soon."

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 26d ago

Wait… zoom… enhance… zoom…. Zooom…. I think I see a message in the reapers scythe?

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u/CheckYourStats 26d ago

BOOP

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u/organiccat7 26d ago

Mushroom slices! 🥰

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u/Ospylac____ Norwegian Forest Cat 26d ago
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u/VioletsRPink 26d ago

That's the "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE" look 👀😄

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u/thatdeterminedguy 26d ago

Jump scare !!!

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u/Bamboonicorn 26d ago

Human is time card frauding again on their phone. Taking picture evidence this time.

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u/Bam_Adedebayo 26d ago

When you get random Nam flashbacks at work

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u/Several_Barnacle3795 26d ago

Blink mutha fucka

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u/lurkinby 26d ago

Derpy tiger vibes

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u/Human____________ 26d ago

New meme? 😹

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u/HelloKinny 26d ago

Sir are you sure you’re working?

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u/HPcatmom 26d ago

Ugh I wish I had a company cat… 😒

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u/nelflyn 26d ago edited 25d ago

We have a "disciplinary supervisor" in our storage facility. Nothing there happens without him knowing. Our guys in storage actually have a separate time table for whom is on food duty. Of course, he lives off company expenses and also has his own cost account in bookkeeping. Unfortunately local tax laws do not allow me to write off these costs as business expenses. Which is a major sign of disrespect for hardworking cats.

EDIT: Additional info: He is very shy, but loves to observe, only one of our older, turkish coworkers is allowed to pet him. This coworker also calls us every time he is on PTO, to remind us to feed the cats. And yes, there are several cats, the supervisor is the dad. The storage has many inaccessible areas, so it was difficult to catch most of them, but we managed to vaccinate, neuter and check them up at the vet. Cats and workers keep a respectful distance. They also do work as effective pest control. They also have several cool and shady spots to stay safe in this heat, as well as access to water.

EDIT 2: thanks for the awards, I will forward those in form of snacks to our supervisor.

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u/yamahowzer 26d ago

Would 'organic pest control services' pass muster? Even if you've never had a rodent that just proves prevention is working.

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u/hoopstick 26d ago edited 26d ago

Looks like the anti-tiger rock is working

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u/Drewicide 26d ago

I'd like to buy this rock.

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u/nelflyn 26d ago

I think one of our legal guys even had that idea before 🫠 don't think it will work out (it should, though!)

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u/acatwithnohat 26d ago

Disciplinary supervisor is an amazing title for any cat. 10/10

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u/Red__M_M 26d ago

“Hardworking cats”. Hahaha.

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u/translucent_steeds American Shorthair 25d ago

of course the Turkish person was the cat whisperer 😂

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u/UncleNedisDead 26d ago

What if, you explained it as pest extermination fees?

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u/semperrabbit 26d ago

Make the kitty a 1099 contractor for pest control, and have him charge the price of his bookkeeping account. Easy, peasy lol

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 26d ago

I have never been this envious of anyone ever

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 26d ago

I work from home so have my two with me. One of them insists on joining meetings when my heart rate goes up a bit 😂

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u/too_too2 26d ago

I have two I work with as well (from home). The older one will stand up and pat my back when it’s time for cuddles at which point I have to leave my desk, sit in an armchair behind my desk, and let him knead on my lap and pet him for 15-20 minutes. If I get up too early, he’ll climb on my desk and yell for more

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u/IvoryThrowAway 26d ago

My mom's work place has two office cats, I'm so jealous.

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u/aabbboooo 26d ago

Where do I send my CV?

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u/Nice_Caramel7631 26d ago

Omg he/she is so adorable

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

That’s Oliver, and he SPECIFICALLY loves to purr when we are having a meeting. And the purrs get awkwardly loud when the room fells silent.

But he loves to be included in whatever happens in the company. (Including occasionally people getting fired)

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u/drtopfox 26d ago

Sounds like that cat is the CEO of this company.

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Now that you mentioned it…

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u/drtopfox 26d ago

Ask for a raise in pay!

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Gonna try to bribe him with churus and catnip toys, wish me luck.

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u/TheRealBabyPop Tabbycat 26d ago

Pspspsps

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u/well_thisishappening 26d ago

Churus for the win! I bet if you work in a deal for daily churus you get the raise you deserve!!!

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u/Illustrious-Echo2936 26d ago

Cat Executive Overlord

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u/No-one_here_cares 26d ago

"That's going in the spreadsheet" ~cat probably

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u/Mistapeepers 26d ago

Ok you can’t just casually drop that and not tell the story!

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Scroll down further!

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u/Mistapeepers 26d ago

Roger that

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u/vancitymala 26d ago

I can’t even imagine getting fired and having the office cats eyes borrowing into me as he purrs uncomfortably loudly in the moment… and yet that seems like something that would 100% happen to me 🤣

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u/ChintzyPC 26d ago

Not being able to see Oliver anymore would be the most disappointing thing about being fired from there.

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u/travelinthrou 26d ago

I love this company

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u/Human____________ 26d ago

MEATing 😼

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u/Over-Gazelle-8114 26d ago

He may want to speak with the manager. Or be the manager? Or meowder the manager.

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Oliver is the Meownager. In fact, he’s been in the company much longer than I have… I’ve only been here for a month.

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u/Honey_Broad 26d ago

I think Oliver is just trying to get to know you. If you make eye contact blink your eyes really slowly, that is friendly for cats

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u/jjklines1 26d ago

Sorry but I'm sure Oliver knows of these tricks already as they are a veteran of the work force /s

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u/Honey_Broad 26d ago

i'm sure you're right. He looks very intelligent

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u/billythesquid- 26d ago

I hate to say it, but it looks to me like your Meownager is considering whether or not it’s time to let you go. Perhaps if you bribed him?

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u/Functional_Trash7735 26d ago

Oof, Meownager has some concerns about the new hire.

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u/El_Dief 26d ago

You're in his chair.

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u/Tight-Bear5888 26d ago

What a perfect looking cat. Could easily handle the title senior VP. Definitely has the eyes of a decision maker and probably makes quick decisions without causing him sleepless nights.

Also does the cat stay there by himself at night and weekends?

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

The building janitor and the admin are all aware of him, they take very good care of him. Also we have intl team members working over the weekend, he’s always accompanied.

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u/oodluvr 26d ago

Who changes his litter box?

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

He has 3 automatic litter boxes, 3 automatic feeding machines (set to different time of day to keep him moving) spread out across the offices. department heads, the receptionist and the janitors empties the litter boxes as they see fit.

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u/Jane__Delawney 26d ago

Livin the dream ☺️

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u/Industry-Common Ragdoll 26d ago

The Oatmeal also covered this kind of situation.

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u/ElectricBummer40 26d ago

In conclusion:

How much do cats actually kill?

TOO

DAMN

MUCH

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u/tvwopity 26d ago

Aw, I wish I had an office cat. How did that come about and who takes Company Cat™ home for the night?

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Oliver lives in the office 24/7 (it doesn’t get more fully employed than that).

He used to be a stray in the underground parking garage. And 1 year ago, one of the graphics designers finally snatched him up, neutered him, and was gonna take him home.

But he REALLY didn’t get along with the other cat at home. So… at first he’s just boarding at the office, but then it became a permanent thing as that employee left the company 6 months ago.

He loves to be included at every single meeting, and he loves the sound of AC.

No wonder the HR asked me if I’m allergic to cats…

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u/ZugzwangDK 26d ago

HR: Sorry Nate, we have to let you go because of your allergies.

It was either you or the cat, I'm sure you understand.

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u/Traroten 26d ago

"A year ago I lived in a garage and stole scraps for food. Now I have an office full of servants, get three meals per day and all the pets and treats I want. Follow me for financial advice."

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

“I see this as an absolute win.”

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u/ReiLyfe 26d ago

So who like takes care of him like feeding and cleaning out the litter box as well vet visits it’s got me super curious now how he’s still there i guess everyone pitches in bc they love him since he grew on everyone?

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Yeah we all pitch in. and the building admin plus the janitor crew are there to take care of of him over the weekends. we also have a small intl team that work onsite over the weekends as well.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 26d ago

This cat has an entire building full of staff. Started as a stray.

The American dream is still alive

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u/iamsarahmadden Maine Coon 26d ago

I dont think he is a stray, pretty sure he owns the property, and the business.

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u/ReiLyfe 26d ago edited 26d ago

Damn my boy Oliver, you live in the good life now he gets pets from so many people in new states or so many people and then like get to talk to lots of people as well as dictate a your work done right it’s gonna be in there by Monday, right I’ll be done by Friday right? I think much safer than the underground parking lot that’s for sure. Specially how HR is like looking after him when trying to apply for new recruits I guess for the gig.

Sorry txt to speech is cray when working :c it picked up Oscar instead of Oliver lmao

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u/Nate1102 26d ago edited 26d ago

Yeah, our clients drops the defense as soon as they laid eyes on Oliver lol. His presence honestly makes businesses a lot easier

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u/ChikaraNZ 26d ago

That's very cool. I knew of a bank where their call centre adopted a cat. I didn't work there myself so I don't know how they got the cat. But each team took turns at feeding him. The bank paid for the food, vet check ups,, vaccinations. And with the call centre being 24/7, he always had company when he wanted it. Heard it was great for morale.

Wish my company did that, I might change my preference of working from home if they did.

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 26d ago

Wait are you the guys replacement? Maybe Oliver is just like confused what happened to his boy?

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 26d ago

This might be it.

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u/BerryBearBerries 26d ago

So cute! So sweet, love it. 😊 Edit: so wonderful to come across these stories where an animal is adopted into a workplace and the employees take care of them ❤️

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u/hossofalltrades 26d ago

The food bowl has dropped below satisfactory levels.

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u/sp4cekween 26d ago

He knows you. You don't know him, but he knows you.

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u/mynvsgd 26d ago

he knows what you did last summer

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Someone ratted me out about our business trip to Vegas.

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u/4fuggin20 26d ago

AYO MA

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u/Arumin 26d ago

This cat looks like grandma!

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u/Functional_Trash7735 26d ago

Did you try having a conversation with them? A brief discussion on pspspsps might help at least lower the tension

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Will do. Pspspsing rn.

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u/Functional_Trash7735 26d ago

If that doesn’t work, invite him and a couple other colleagues out for a round of churus. If all goes well he might even use his corporate card.

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u/Oldnavylover 26d ago

Your supurrior is supurrvising you

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u/tracerhaha 26d ago

You are being judged.

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u/ClydeBelvidere 26d ago

Annual purrformance review

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u/ImNotTellin74 26d ago

If I owned a company, I’d absolutely have an FEO - Feline Executive Officer, and I’d make sure that if he/she didn’t like someone, they wouldn’t pass probation! 😻

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u/GrandObvious3849 26d ago

The EYES!!!!
You just know he’s judging your job performance 😅

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

Dude is literally creeping me out lol

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u/PercentageSeparate87 26d ago

what, you have a office cat? where can i apply?

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u/The_Arbitraitor 26d ago

I like the consistent zooming in of the cat

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u/dis-appointed 26d ago

He’s wondering why aren’t you working! 🤣🤣🤣 also you can’t call the company owner a company cat

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u/ashman510 26d ago

I have a smol version of your cat

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u/DJCurrier92 26d ago

He’s seen some shit; got that 1,000 yard stare! We have 2 office cats it makes the day more enjoyable!

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u/DeptOfDahlias 26d ago

“Work smarter, not harder.. oh is that a box of Churus you have on your desk?”

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u/Sir_JumboSaurus Tabbycat 26d ago

Maaaa!! There's a weird looking creature outside!! MAAAA!!!

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

MAAAA!!!!!!!

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u/RazvanPaun 26d ago

It looks like grandma, the fucking thing. Blink, motherfucker!

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u/auntalison 26d ago

That got funnier with each zoomed in picture. 😸

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u/warmachine83-uk 26d ago

He is monitoring your productivity

If you have time to talk you have time to give pets

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u/HolyTowa 26d ago

He's appalled to see you on your phone at work!! He's judging you fiercely

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u/Triforce0fCourage 26d ago

That cat, with those zooms 🤣

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u/ClemJayX 26d ago

That stare... He may be judging you... or maybe, he wants your mouse.

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u/Kinieruu 26d ago

Hey so that’s actually the ceo and he’s wondering why you’re not working

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u/Zakatyu 26d ago

"Wait, what is Tim doing here? I thought they fired him last week"

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u/EnvironmentalMood616 26d ago

Why is the fur creature look so traumatized

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

He probably seen some shit as a stray before we hired him.

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u/Alinyss 26d ago

He’s supurrvising

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u/TheGirlwThePinkHair 26d ago

What a micromanager

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u/loadnurmom 26d ago

Cat... "Jesus! He's covered in greebles!"

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u/DangerBrewin 26d ago

That cat is definitely getting ready to report you to HR. Better hide some catnip in their desk as insurance.

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u/jccp915 26d ago

In Michael Rapaport's voice

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u/Amazing_Strike_5312 26d ago

That's a good idea that's one way to keep staff mood up, when your having a down day take a break with the cat.

Although it would be difficult to concentrate 🤣

Have a break, have a kitty cat 😺

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u/Samurai3032 26d ago

New Junji Ito just dropped.

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u/czarbok 26d ago

hey! that cat has what i call the “ghost of a victorian child trapped in a cat” eyes! my cat has that haunted look too!

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u/Major_Boot9020 26d ago

I love him

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u/Human0id77 26d ago

You are supposed to invite him in

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u/ritan7471 26d ago

Oh crap, he's a vampire. I suspected, but since he wasn't glittering in the sun, I wasn't sure.

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u/Empty_Cheesecake3785 Lots of kitties! 26d ago

Oliver is conducting a performance review.

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u/Infamous-Review9750 26d ago

I was very pleased by the zooming as I was scrolling. Thank you for the chuckle.

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u/Shydreameress 26d ago

The progressive zooming is peak comedy and horror

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u/firstmoonbunny 26d ago

KITTY INTENSIFIES

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 26d ago

I love him 🥺

Please share more Oliver from time to time.

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u/Nate1102 26d ago

The Cat Distribution System™

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u/purbletheory 26d ago edited 26d ago

Cat is trying to blow you up with their mind. One day cat will be successful

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u/Shot-Guarantee4126 26d ago

Why are we not talking about where you work? I want a company cat. Can I apply to your workplace? 🥰 

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u/FFan1717 25d ago

Now I want an office cat. Wonder if HR will allow it.

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u/Notmyfaultitsyours 26d ago

He asks for pets and says “if you want me to put in a good word in for you, get me the good treats and toys”

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u/Orange9202 26d ago

Freaky little bastard

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u/Cami_1 26d ago

he’s squaring up /j

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u/Music09-Lover13 26d ago

That’s your boss coming to check and see if you’re staying busy and working.

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u/Infinite-Offer-3318 26d ago

You're about to get canned

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u/Burnsidhe 26d ago

You are the most interesting thing to look at in the office right now.

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u/Sazamisan 26d ago

I think you may die soon. Whatever it saw was beyond our mortal realm.