r/britishproblems • u/mongolianprince111 • 9h ago

Have you considered taking your rubbish to the tip instead of burning it in a big fucking stinking pile of shit for the whole neighbourhood to smell

646 Upvotes

r/britishproblems • u/makingitgreen • 6h ago

Petty thieves wrecking my work day.

218 Upvotes

I'm a gardener, I put my strimmer down for maybe 30-45 seconds on the front lawn I was working on to fill a watering can at the side gate.

In that time a really promising young upstart stole it, it's filthy, and will have a minuscule scrap value.

In order to have gotten to the spot in the lawn, they will have had to open the gate or hop the short front wall in order to steal it.

Won't have done anything for them, but really derailed my work day.

36 comments

r/britishproblems • u/Quietuus • 5h ago

In a dreadful escalation of my beef with the local birds, one of the little winged cunts just shat through my car window as I was driving.

151 Upvotes

I'm getting a shotgun licence, fuck this.

15 comments

r/britishproblems • u/TheMusicArchivist • 2h ago

Not knowing if you have a flat tyre or if the road is rhythmically bumpy

77 Upvotes

There's a patch of road near me that seems to have about twenty invisible bumps equidistant from each other. Every time I go over it it makes me think of having a flat tyre (I've had a few...). It's not until the random patched in bit of tarmac that I feel better... then it's back to the bumpy, bumpy moonscape.

14 comments

r/britishproblems • u/MINKIN2 • 5h ago

Feeling like you are about to fall over when you step on to a Travelator that is not travelating.

64 Upvotes

7 comments

r/britishproblems • u/ShinyHeadedCook • 53m ago

Morning rush hour on the M65 feels like you are in some sort of Mad Max scene

• Upvotes

5 comments

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