Just a horrible experience, I should not come that close to your bathroom habits

Basically the title. I apologize if this isn’t allowed but I’m at my wits end.

I already have a hand held bidet, however i’m trying to find a good brand for college that’s also hand held, noise canceling

I have a new Kohler toilet and bidet. Any time you sit on the bidet seat, you hear the sprayer move around and a bit of water comes dripping out, even if you don't use it. Is this normal? It's not a lot of water or power but it adds up over time. I just don't like wasting water.

Seeing people in this sub talk about horow, so I finally got one last month. Took me forever to install because one of those little side bolts just would not catch, but thats a different story.

I used to buy the thick expensive toilet paper and use a ridiculous amount every time. Thought that meant I was clean. Really I was just wiping until the paper looked fine and deciding that was probably good enough.

If you got something gross on your hand, you wouldnt rub it with a dry napkin for a minute and then carry on. Somehow thats basically what most of us have been doing forever though.

The first time I used the wash function I just sat there like... oh. This is way better. Not some religious experience or anything. I just actually felt clean instead of feeling like I had finished wiping.

Now the bathroom at work annoys the hell out of me. Cheap paper, no water, and I always leave feeling like I stopped halfway through.

Normal toilets feel kind of gross to me now. Wish I never noticed lol.