I told Smoochie that I wasn’t her biological Mom

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Smoochie: Mom is lying to me 😿

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u/skylarvibes 4h ago

Smoochie said 'the audacity, I came from your womb and you know it' 😂

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

Smoochie is the only one that knows it 😹

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 3h ago

Smoochie: Now you're telling tales about me. I'm telling dad! 😾

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

You can’t tell Dad

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 3h ago

Sudden cat yodels

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u/Cosmosmom 38m ago

Still yodeling

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u/SleepyAmber13 2h ago

The audacity questioning her origin of story. Lol

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Guilty as charged

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Oh no. She did that this morning!

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u/Happy-Reindeers 2h ago

Smoochie: So who am I then?

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

You’re my baby

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u/ThousandFingerMan 1h ago

"I have been lied to my whole life!"

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u/Cosmosmom 35m ago

I never lied

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u/Actual-Confusions 1h ago

The betrayal is real, mom who are you?

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u/Ambitious-Wolf7920 1h ago

Ah, so the plot thickens. Mamma mi sta mentendo 😿

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u/lace_revolt 6m ago

Smoochie activates silent treatment protocol

Adoption papers suddenly need to be reviewed.

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u/Acceptable_Visit604 4h ago

You're adopted

"No, I'm not" 😾✈️

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

I didn’t use the dreaded “A” word! 😆

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u/justinCharlier 4h ago

Smoochie knows what you meant 😾✈️

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

She did, you’re probably right

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u/TrainingNo8775 4h ago

Why must you lie. You birth her yourself!! I was there!!

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

Oh no! It’s you, my birthing nurse!

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u/Raencloud94 40m ago

My birthing nurse! 🤣

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u/Cosmosmom 34m ago

😹

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u/Lietenantdan 4h ago

That's clearly your biological cat.

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

If only

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u/Suomwe 2h ago

But she has your eyes!

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

I wish my eyes were that pretty!

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u/nickDNR 4h ago edited 4h ago

what if her birth family were rich and you robbed her of a life of luxury 😾✈️ now she has to slave away all day at the biscuit factory

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

She doesn’t HAVE to make the biscuits, she CHOOSES to!

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u/Mayatar 4h ago

Keep telling that to yourself, you....kitten-napper!

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

She was rescued. Someone dumped her in a cemetery in a box, with her sibling

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u/Raencloud94 40m ago

Oh my goodness 🥺

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u/Cosmosmom 39m ago

I know. So glad I could rescue them!

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u/Mayatar 20m ago

A good thing.

But you still owe her her favorite snacks to get over this.

And scritches.

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u/Cosmosmom 13m ago

Done and still doing!

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u/SpudFire 4h ago

1: "now I'm sad"

2: "WAIT DID SHE JUST CALL ME ADOPTED?!?"

3: "I can't even look at you Susan"

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

🙀 Now I feel bad 😿

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u/skylarcore 3h ago

The full emotional journey in three frames, she's processing her whole origin story 😂

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

IKR?

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 2h ago

She's wiping her tears in the third pic

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

She is

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u/ChandlerBingsNubbinn 4h ago

Smoochie is the cutest fucking name omg

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

Her (not her real) Dad named her

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u/Bluberrypotato 3h ago

Why must you reveal he's not her real dad? Hasn't she been through enough?

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Wasn’t her real dad. He sadly died 😿

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u/Bluberrypotato 2h ago

Aww 😢 poor girlie has gone through it.

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

She sadly has. I’m just grateful, truly grateful that she accepted me as her mamma. I sadly lost my precious Cosmo kitty (hence my user name), a year after my husband died. I am truly grateful to have her in my life. We needed each other

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 2h ago

My first cat I named cosmo and she ran away and the neighbor stole her and wouldn't give her back

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

That’s so sad 😞

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u/Raencloud94 21m ago

🫂💖

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u/StandardGirls 4h ago

The betrayal in her eyes, Smoochie did not deserve that news.

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

It was a moment of weakness on my part

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets 4h ago

Who am I 🙀

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

You’re still my baby

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u/IckyStick0880 4h ago

Emotional damage!

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

I’m working on repairing that

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u/IckyStick0880 4h ago

It's okay, I routinely threaten to return my fur babies when they are demons. They know I jest, and it helps relieve the frustration

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

I would never threaten to return her to the cemetery she was dumped in

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u/IckyStick0880 3h ago

Awww, poor baby. I hate that people dump critters.

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

As do I. She had a little void sibling that we were able to find a good home for

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u/Low-Efficiency2452 4h ago

huh??? .... i dont care

--cat

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

Neither do I, Smoochie

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u/bamiam 3h ago

You’re cruel. What’s next, no Santa?

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

Oh, Santa is real!

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u/B1ggBoss 4h ago

Look at the last pic 😢

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

I saw it 😿

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u/PuzzleheadedWar5243 4h ago

but moooooom!!

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

I know, Smoochie. Didn’t mean to blurt that out!

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

I’m sorry

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u/north_yeast 4h ago

take that back right meow!!

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

I did

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u/Dame_Niafer Cat Owner 4h ago

Oh the little stripes on top of her head. So cute. SO cute!

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

She thinks so!

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u/Fine-Alps4814 4h ago

“Emotional damage!”

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

The healing has begun. She’s getting extra snuggles

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u/Fine-Alps4814 3h ago

There’s something unique about orange cats. I don’t have to tell you. 😉

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

She’s my precious baby!

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u/mquari 3h ago

Apologize to Smoochie right now! She knows Mother is lying 🤥

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

I told her I feel bad

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u/Independent-Belt-457 3h ago

How could you! the poor baby

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

She’s getting extra cuddles and treats

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u/ElectricMoleman 3h ago

Don't lie to the poor baby

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

I know! How could I?

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u/TGin-the-goldy 4h ago

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ✈️

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

I’ll forever be trying to repair that!

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u/briannajadexo 3h ago

lol I love the photo lineup. You can see the evolution of emotions.

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

IKR?

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u/pbrad08 3h ago

7 stages of grief, condensed into 3 slides

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

You are so right

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 3h ago

Why would you lie to her?

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

I never lied. She just assumed all these years

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u/flamepointivy 3h ago edited 2h ago

You made her cry

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

She’s getting extra cuddles for my blunder

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u/moeoem 4h ago

How dare you

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u/Cosmosmom 4h ago

I wouldn’t normally dare to! I accidentally did

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u/Plus_Score_3772 3h ago

TAKE IT BACK

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

It’s too late

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u/pacurn80 2h ago

It breaks my heart 😿🤷🏼‍♀️! She’s very theatrical ♥️

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Indeed she is

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u/peachesbutno_creme 3h ago

this is brand new information 🥺🙃

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

It was

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u/gmann719 3h ago

Send her over to r/orangeladies. They'll tell her nice things.

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

She’s proud of her orange heritage

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u/Liw698 3h ago

He's so sad in the last pic. Why did you lie all this time !? ✈️

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u/Cosmosmom 3h ago

I didn’t lie…She assumed

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u/lowbatterygirl01 2h ago

The audacity to deny her own child lol

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

I’m shameless

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u/Consequence-Holiday 2h ago

My cat, who also says I gave birth to her, says she remembers you in the hospital when you gave birth to smoochie. She would never lie.

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

I’m sure she wouldn’t

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u/PalisadesPark88g 1h ago

I tell my pets that I am their biological mom. Why would you not?

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

I’m not always the greatest mom, like you

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u/AmazingGrace_00 57m ago

You must never do this! I have an entire birth story I tell my girl, that it was an easy birth, and I that I recovered quickly.

Please use some common sense.

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u/not_a_heretek 33m ago

It's pure cruelty to tell your car they're adopted

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u/TsukasaElkKite 2h ago

“But I thought yu wuz my meowther, Hooman! 🥺✈️”

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

I am Smoochie 😘

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u/MissAmynae 2h ago

"Contributing generic material doesn't make one a Mommy or Daddy. That takes time, love, play, pets, and all the snuggles and treats. So, while it's true that it's not biological...I'm your Mom where it counts, full stop."

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

I’ll be sure to read that to her!

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

I’ll be sure to read that to her!

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u/Iriome_Zebenzui 2h ago

Awwwwww, what a timid lady hahaha 😍❤️❤️❤️

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Always a lady to me

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u/wretched_wonderland 2h ago

Smoochie is a fantastic name for a little orange cat

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Thank you. My late husband named her

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u/Equal_Song8759 2h ago

I'll just wash up for dinner

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Extra treats tonight

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u/FunkySynth808 2h ago

Aww my childhood cat was also named smoochie♥️

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Oh, I love that! 😘

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u/FunkySynth808 2h ago

Thank you for my first ever reddit award!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Of course! 🥰

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u/OBXIP 2h ago

I believe these are reactions of disdain and lots of eye rolls.

No human is capable of such divine creations.

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

True I didn’t create her. Just rescued her

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u/javoss88 1h ago

Smoochie is stunned

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

So stunned she forgot how to fly ✈️

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u/Junior_Bike7932 1h ago

SADDO

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u/kanrad 1h ago

" I my not be your mother Smoochie, but I am you mommy."

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

True!

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u/Techhare318 1h ago

"Liar!"

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

Guilty as charged

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u/SoftwareFlimsy6570 1h ago

You lied to me! Don’t look me in the eyes! The shame!

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u/Cosmosmom 1h ago

Sorry Smoochie

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u/Cosmosmom 2h ago

Extra treats tonight

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u/ZannyHip 48m ago

“Everything I know is a lie” 😾

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u/latomar 24m ago

Smoochie is so cute!

I told Smoochie that I wasn’t her biological Mom

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