r/Xenonion • u/ipser • 17d ago
News The 'Unmoggable' Bioship
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Apr 02 '22
Video Welcome to Xenonion News
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jun 21 '26
Black Hole [BlackHole] Hmm, better check at least 6 more times.
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • May 31 '26
NIPS One More Hyperlane Will Fix Traffic, Officials Insist
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • May 18 '26
News Asteroid Survey Reveals Ancient Deposit of Trade
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • May 08 '26
News Creationists Claim Galaxy Is Only 10 Years Old
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Apr 19 '26
News Galaxy Inaugurates Tenth ‘Darmug’s Stronghold’
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Apr 12 '26
NIPS Virtual Army Accused Of Illegality By Using Aimbots & Wallhacks
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Mar 22 '26
News Economic Order Quietly Shelved As Numbers Behave Differently Now
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Mar 15 '26
NIPS Lithoid Rushed To Hospital After Developing Flesh Stone
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Mar 08 '26
News Democratic Crusaders State Orbital Bombardment Will Continue Until Voter Turnout Improves
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Feb 15 '26
Video 1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jan 25 '26
News Newly Released Vassal Has The Ugliest Flag You've Ever Seen
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jan 18 '26
News Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Dec 22 '25
Video 'The Twelve Days of Crisis-mas' by The Shroudwarblers
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 30 '25
News Federation Meeting Adjourned After Infernal Envoy Spontaneously Combusts
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 25 '25
NIPS Area Fireplace Achieves Sapience, Immediately Demands Workers’ Rights And More Kindling
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 16 '25
News Feline Empire Demands Border Access, Refuses To Use It Once Granted
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 09 '25
News Galactic Council Vetoes Vote On Vetoing Vetoes
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Oct 19 '25
NIPS Pompous Purist Envoy Will Only Negotiate With Own Reflection In Mirror
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Sources within the Voor delegation claim this is “standard pompous purist diplomatic protocol,” designed to ensure they’re “only exposed to intelligent life.”
r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Oct 11 '25
News Frustration As Apocalypse Date Pushed Back Yet Again
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 26 '25
Video Coming this fall, only on Xenonion Holo
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 22 '25
News Instrument of Desire Demands Petitioners Stop Playing It
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 14 '25
News Mindwarden Enclave Definitely Not Front For Illicit Zro Trade, Spokesxeno States Standing In Giant Zro-Filled Vault
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 07 '25
News Giant Floating Eye Woke Up Extra Dry And Crusty This Morning
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