Holt decided to ascend to godhood

An Army Ranger, a Recon Marine, a Navy SEAL, and a Delta Force operator are sitting around a camp fire. The Army Ranger, bragging about his exploits says "You guys aren't so tough, I once parachuted down, marched fifty miles, and killed a dozen terrorists with my bare hands."

The Recon Marine is unimpressed, and says, "That's nothing, I once made a beach landing, marched 60 miles, and killed 50 terrorists with my bare hands."

The SEAL says "Bitch please, I swam 10 miles to shore from a submarine, marched 70 miles, and killed an entire terrorist camp with my bare hands." The SEAL gives them all this big shit eating grin and turns to the Delta operator, "Top that" he says. The Delta guy doesn't say a word. He just shakes his head, and keeps on stirring the coals of the fire with his dick.