Hey all, reporting here because my doctors have been completely befuddled as to what’s happening to me.

Ever since I finished this series, I keep hearing voices in my head about how I need to “seal him once more, Lews Therin” and these weirdos dressed in futuristic clothing keep attacking me with blindingly white magic spells. When I try to ask them what the deal is, they just snort and say “don’t play dumb with me, Lews Therin.” What does this mean?

The only thing that seems to help is screaming “I AM THE DRAGON REBORN!” In the mirror and the voices settled down after I got some permanent dragon tattoos on each arm.

Anyone else dealing with this? Are there any other remedies that might help? I’ve been told that cutting my dominant arm off might help but this seems like an extreme measure.

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