r/uklaw • u/Human_Calendar9871 • 22m ago
I’ve had enough of being NQ at a law firm
You're using too much AI.
You should be using more AI.
AI should make you faster.
You still need to check every word.
Learn by doing.
We're replacing half the junior work with AI.
The client wants lower fees because of AI.
The client is using AI to review your work, generating ten times as many comments.
The other side is using AI to produce comments no one would ever have written themselves.
Bill more hours.
Bill fewer hours.
We're worried you're burning out.
There's no one else to do your work.
Do more business development.
Don't let it affect your billables.
Think bigger.
Don't spend any money.
Be entrepreneurial.
Fill in the form.
The form doesn't fit your idea.
Do more pro bono.
Not during working hours.
Contribute to knowledge.
You're too junior to know enough.
Know the law.
Read every authority.
Research less.
There isn't time.
Be in the office.
Work flexibly.
Be visible.
Don't disturb anyone.
Build relationships.
Don't overstep waste time talking.
Know the client.
You won't be on the client call.
Take ownership.
Don't overstep.
Use your initiative.
Run everything past someone first.
Be confident.
Don't be too confident.
Make fewer mistakes.
Work faster.
Produce perfect work.
Do it in half the time.
Be indispensable.
Be replaceable.
Protect your wellbeing.
Keep pushing.
Take annual leave.
Make sure nothing waits until you get back.
Switch off.
Answer your emails.
Mentor the next generation.
Don't tell them what it's actually like.
Adapt.
Optimise.
Do more.
Need less.
Cost less.
Bill more.
Deliver more.
Expect less.
Smile more.
Question less.
Keep going.
Do this.
Do that.
Do EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME.
Smile more…