r/Steam 22h ago

Fluff Choo Chooooo

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u/Mysterious-Leg-4612 22h ago

well it aint called a steam train fe-... hold up

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u/Delirious_85 13h ago

took me WAY too long to get this

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u/Igorthemii Kuronomi-chan 6h ago

I dont get it

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u/Delirious_85 6h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_locomotive

Edit: But don't worry, none of my colleagues got it on their first try either.

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u/Igorthemii Kuronomi-chan 6h ago

damn i'm dumb

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u/Taolan13 6h ago

i'm extradumb, i thought the joke was OP expecting adult games

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u/MatsLeBaron 3h ago

Me too. I was like "what? Aren't those trains too?"

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u/Ardent_Tapire 3h ago

loco motives? seems pretty reasonable to me

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u/BBmammoth 4h ago

Whatt?

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u/Parking_Map_420 21h ago

Turns out it's finally living up to the platform's name.

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u/cvdvds 20h ago

Isn't the entire point of this post that it's not?

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u/Demonweed 18h ago

I feel like we've all been punked! Hey, does that mean this is steampunk?

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u/TobytheBaloon 11h ago

it’s a bot

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u/EmilyHones15 13h ago

i need a long story

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u/mstop4 22h ago

How devious of them.

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u/z3anon 21h ago

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u/BenXL 12h ago

Thomas got blapped! 😱

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u/Superbunzil 21h ago

The rabbit hole why Wilbert Awdry characterized Diesel engines as villains is quite a ride

You think its racism but long story short it's basically a dude being a crank at the British Public Railways management

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u/Fancy_Chips 21h ago

I'm not a Diesel. You're a Diesel.

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u/weiivice 17h ago

We're FAMILY.

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u/mrandr01d 18h ago

Wait I need the long story

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 17h ago edited 17h ago

Basically in the 1950s, British Railways were replacing steam engines with diesel engines, which led to a lot of steam locomotives getting scrapped.

Wilbert Awdry, a railway enthusiast and author of the Railway Series of books, wanted to address this topic in his stories. This led to him introducing Diesel in his story “Duck and the Diesel Engine,” in which he scoffs about how diesel engines are the future of railways and how they’re better than steam engines, only to be tricked by a steam engine named Duck.

However, as BR full adopted diesel engines and efforts were made by enthusiasts to preserve steam (i.e. the Flying Scotsman and the Bluebell Railway,) Wilbert added more positive depictions of diesel engines in his stories to indicate that the technology wasn’t inherently bad.

I hope this is a decent summary, since I’m probably misremembering a few things.

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u/Falleneded 12h ago

this is missing one of the main reasons Wilbert Awdry hated diesels at first.

and that was British rails horrible management of the Dieselisation plan scrapping most every steam engine unless someone else bought it from them with very little care for the cultural significance of them.

obviously we dont need 100 different 5700 Class. but if it werent for one man nearly going into debt the gresley designed A3s (the face of British railways for 40 years) wouldve all been scrapped.

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u/mrandr01d 13h ago

Holy cow the words "bluebell railway" triggered something deep in my memory I didn't even know was there!

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u/YigaClanRambutan POOTIS 19h ago

"I laughed and laughed!"

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u/mrwioo 21h ago

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u/SomeOnionHater 21h ago

After setting the last orphanage in the world on fire, Thomas felt inner peace.

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u/Competitive-Half-863 14h ago

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u/Agreeable-Bend-1995 10h ago

There should be a Thomas mod for Doom 😂

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u/Competitive-Half-863 9h ago

That’s Thomas The Heresy Engine… and it does not have breaks.

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u/fholcan 9h ago

TRACK FOR THE TRACK GOD

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u/Competitive-Half-863 9h ago

COAL FOR THE COAL THRONE

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u/toastxhippo 21h ago

Tomas had never seen such bullshit

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u/J_Landers 20h ago edited 13h ago

Railway Empire wasn't listed, but is also on sale.
 
So is Railway Empire 2, but apparently it's not worth it. (see below)

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u/WhereIsTheMeatShed 17h ago

Personally I think Railway Empire 2 is great!

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u/ferrets54 15h ago

It's the same game with some QOL improvements. What's not to love?

The voice acting. But apart from that.

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u/SirupyGibbon 15h ago

Lucky you! The blackmailer tried to turn their threat into reality but was caught in time by your security personnel.

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u/DukeDevorak 4h ago

Being able to have multiple trains of the same line is a godsend.

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u/MyLifeIsAThrowaway_ 20h ago

Honestly I just noticed how many of them weren't really train games or only tangentially related to trains. Like, what is Vicky 3 doing in there??

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u/blah938 19h ago

I mean, really how many train games are there? Railroader, Derail, Railroads Online, RR Tycoon Series, A Bumpy Ride. Sure there might be a couple dozen, but that doesn't make for a good steam sale.

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u/AmazingELF74 18h ago

They should throw everything in that has rails in it. Factorio, satisfactory, Arma (has a good train mod), Terraria.

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u/anonmemer42069 18h ago

Factorio has never gone on sale, and (according to the developers) never will. They know they have digital crack, and don't need to give discounted access.

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u/Serious_Feedback 17h ago

I think Factorio just knows their target demographic is of the engineer/autistic variety, who'll respect the policy and be happy there's no point in waiting.

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u/KaiFireborn21 12h ago

I can respect the policy, seeing as their game is crazy-well thought-through. For me, the price of any game is its two-year-low plus the time required to wait for its next instance. Factorio's happens to be 30€, with no wait time attached... I bought Cyberpunk and HZD for the same price. The pretty "-50%" marker doesn't actually improve the game yknow

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u/MayvisDelacour 65 5h ago

I was annoyed to no end at first as I genuinely have too much to be playing anyway to get something not on sale. It's a hard sell if you're not even gonna like it but the amount of time I put into it made the investment very worthwhile! Just wish that meant I got better at it lol

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u/Shinhan 9h ago

Captains of Industry has a full Train DLC (for a wider variety of trains, base game still has some trains).

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u/Kattehix 13h ago

The Metro series would fit imo

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u/AlwaysUseAFake 13h ago

Captain of industry! Such good trains

Factorio.is hardly a train game anymore 

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u/remotegrowthtb 18h ago

Station to Station is pretty good.

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u/KrinonGaming 15h ago

A bumpy ride is a worthy pick up.

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u/0235 7h ago

Lots. I have an entire category in my steam library for "games with trains in them" and it is at 67 games, and it doesn't include things like GTA, Red Dead Redemption etc

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u/eternalsteelfan 17h ago

In the US and England, the creation of railways were a massive part of industrialization and revolutionized travel during the Victorian era.

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u/MyLifeIsAThrowaway_ 14h ago

I'm not saying they weren't important. But you're not really interacting with trains in any meaningful way in Victoria 3. It's a nation economy management game.

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u/ThatGuy721 5h ago

I mean, they are the single most important technology to research in the game and if you don't get them in a reasonable amount of time, you will be 100% fucked as your nation crumbles from the lack of infrastructure. It's stresses their logistical importance to industrial-age nation building rather than the train itself, but admittedly the actual interaction itself is as basic as a button click to add them to a queue.

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u/MyLifeIsAThrowaway_ 4h ago

Again, I'm not saying they aren't important. But key mechanics of the game don't involve actually interacting with trains generally. It's like how fire stations are really important in Cities Skyline, but you wouldn't call it a firefighting game. You wouldn't expect to see it in a sale related to firefighters.

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u/carson0311 13h ago

Because you spam railways in V3…

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u/tfrules 10h ago

Yeah if anything Hearts of Iron 4 has a great deal more railway management

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u/DukeDevorak 4h ago

You are invading other countries to run your trains there. Of course it's train-related.

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u/KeyptonLord 21h ago

look inside

no monster train

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u/DoubleSummon 20h ago

This is actually quite bizzare, it's a really niche fest, don't have one of the best known deck builders.

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u/Viperking6481 19h ago

Choo Choo Charles doesn't count?

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u/Butteryvetches 11h ago

We're FAMILY.

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u/No_Magician5266 19h ago

I think this fest marks the first time ever that Derail Valley has been on sale on Steam. I urge everyone to pick it up immediately 

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u/Individual-Bad6809 18h ago

Is it cool in vr?

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u/No_Magician5266 18h ago

I’ve only played non-VR but I’m sure it’s even better with a headset

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u/ankerous 17h ago

What about it appeals to you? Just curious and I love trains so I'm interested in it.

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u/Mulsanne 16h ago

it's the best job sim for driving trains. Take jobs from the office, walk the yard to find the cars, pick up an engine and drive it through the yard to the cars in question and then do what the order says. Hauling, shunting, unlocking licenses to drive longer trains, get better locos.

It's very immersive. You do all the coupling / decoupling etc.

It's definitely the best game for the job of driving / building / breaking trains

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u/Competitive-Half-863 13h ago

Is multi mod working now?

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u/quitemite47 11h ago

Ive seen some fairly recent videos of it working

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u/FactoryOfShit 10h ago

Yes! It was originally built for VR, there's full immersive motion controls.

To be honest, I expected that. What I was surprised by is that they put work in to make sure that BOTH VR and flat-screen play well. Most games don't do that, it's either flat or VR and the other mode feels like a fallback for those who need it.

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u/Just_the_questions1 14h ago

It's awesome in VR. Though the shovel can be alittle janky when shoveling coal into the furnace but other than that I thoroughly enjoy. Feels much better to pull on the rope whistle by phsyically lifting your arm up and down.

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u/madTerminator 11h ago

It is THE VR GAME. Seriously. Once I rent headset and controllers for this. If I had free cash I would get a set just for this game 😄

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u/sharktail_tanker 14h ago

This is the second time, they also ran a discount when update 99 came out, and the devs announced they'll become mountain hermits for the next 5 years to develop the next update

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u/almondogs 19h ago

Play DenshAttack!

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u/sdcar1985 19h ago

I bought it, but i have a bad habit of buying games and never playing them even though I want to.

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u/almondogs 17h ago

It’s fun as soon as you turn it on. It’s outrageous the music is banging and it never luls its worth the play.

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u/Gnarly-Joe 22h ago

Choo choo charles?

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u/MichiRecRoom 20h ago

"He's not taking enough damage; get some head shots!"

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u/Geeseareawesome 19h ago

No surprise there's no Factorio. Best trains imo

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u/The_Alchemyst 15h ago

Factorio does not go on sale

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u/Geeseareawesome 15h ago

Oh, I am very much aware

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u/SuddenValley1899 19h ago

Train Sim Classic is bound to have a steam train or two with its 790 separate dlc. 

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u/Sk00zle 19h ago

Denshattack is crazy good, highly recommended.

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u/Jaikarr 17h ago

So like, for someone tangentially interested in trains, which games are worth buying?

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u/jc343 15h ago edited 1h ago

if you specifically want to drive them, play derail valley

many other games are formatted such that you either spend too much time (imo) in menus pre-planning everything, have no progression or fail-states, everything's locked behind $1000+ of DLC, or the real game is in economy management rather than actually engaging with the trains. DV is an open world with no loading screens or menus after start, and from there you can go anywhere on the map, take any engine and do any job. played in first person by default; native VR support but it's not required at all

you can for example take a small loco and a shunting job to build out a larger train for departure, and upon completion it'll automatically create a hauling job that will itself generate corresponding shunting jobs at the destination to unload, break the consist down, and prep new trains. but you can play whatever you want - even outside of sandbox mode you're not required to stick to the official job orders

the setting is really unique; instead of the usual US or western europe it's set in a nondescript post soviet state. things are rusty, worn, and outdated, but there's a good range of imported rolling stock. all the engines are kitbashed and fictionalized, but they still have obvious IRL analogs and are all available base game! there is also a really good modding scene tho if you really want direct real models

several different power trains are represented, all with great fidelity (especially for the steam engines). there's currently:

  • a 0-6-0 steam shunter/tank engine, the S060
  • a 2-8-2 steam engine, the S282
  • a small diesel electric for learning the game and for shunting, the DE2
  • a full sized diesel electric freight engine, the DE6 and its unlockable slug unit
  • a versatile medium diesel hydraulic workhorse, the DH4
  • a diesel mechanical shunter, the DM3
  • a diesel mechanical railbus turned into a makeshift personal utility vehicle, the DM1U
  • and an adorable little battery electric BE2 microshunter :)

the diesel electrics and the hydraulic DH4 are all really easy and relaxing to drive, and they can be connected with each other for greater power. the steam engines are difficult, dangerous, and fun (ever seen what a boiler explosion looks like? :3). the diesel mechanicals can take a crazy amount of gear shifting but the railbus is a lot of fun to zip around in

then there's what the game is named for: derailing. it has full physics for all the cars, and high risk cargos (such as flammable liquids or the infamous "???") will give better rewards. you can blow up a whole oil yard lol. i mentioned boiler explosions - you better remember to overfill the water of a steam engine if you're going uphill, or else the front end might get too hot as all the water sloshes back and leads to your high pressure pipes becoming eldritch spaghetti

train customization and ownership is done by recovering lost demonstrator engines, hauling them to the museum, and fixing them up yourself. upgrades come in the form of individual gadgets, sensors, lights, and whatnot that you manually screw in wherever you like - just dont try to drill holes in a pressurized boiler lol

my only major complaint is the very long wait for updates; B99 was in late 2024 and B100 is looking to be released in late 2027 at the earliest. but they've consistently delivered with this dev cycle in the past, and now they're looking to add fully physics-based recovery cranes and towing winches for cleaning up derailments, overhead wiring for new electric trains, a US DLC of equal size to the existing game, and a bunch of other stuff. the long wait time for B100 does at least mean that we're in a golden age for mods tho

just know that this is a simulator; no matter how easy it is compared to other sims it still asks for a lot of time investment to get anywhere. but it's incredibly relaxing to play with music or a podcast on, until you forget to check your speed and dive a kilometer down into a river :3

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u/Jaikarr 14h ago

Certainly sounds like something to sink my teeth into.

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u/SquakinKakas 11h ago

I had been looking at DV, but I think you've just convinced me to get it c:

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u/RimePendragon 9h ago

Only problem with Derail Valley, the world looks so lifeless.

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u/jc343 6h ago edited 4h ago

i thought so too at first but ive come to like it for the most part. i don't want to talk to npcs or be interrupted from driving what/where i want. the cities feeling dead feels like part of the setting's intended aesthetic - driving amongst silent khrushchyovka apartment blocks in the fog can be really atmospheric

but yeah i would like to see the upcoming AI in B100; hope they each have density sliders. in the meantime there are mods now for rudimentary AI cars, level crossing signals, dispatcher calls on the radio, multiplayer, pet cats, etc

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 14h ago

Transport Fever 2 is a bargain at 80% off.

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u/MsBelleMae 17h ago edited 17h ago

I like the Train Valley games. Station to Station was really fun too. Transport Fever 2 is up there as well.

Edit: To add more games.

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u/MatthewG141 17h ago

Worker's and Resources: Soviet Republic is not listed in the sale, but it's on sale and has plenty of trains! (More if you include the Workshop)

If you get the Early Start DLC, it adds steam trains and horses!

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u/AlwaysUseAFake 13h ago

I need to try that game again.  I bought it mostly when I saw ore being transported by the sky tram

I need to find a good YouTube of it to watch 

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u/smjsmok 7h ago

bballjo on Youtube has really good playthroughs and tutorials of W&R. Great to get you started.

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u/ccstewy 74 8h ago

fuckin’ diesels

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u/Henrithebrowser 18h ago

Us diesel foamers finally vindicated

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u/dexter2312421254217 G4560 | RX 570 | 8GB DDR4 15h ago

Thomas

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u/RememberYourAlt 19h ago

What am I missing?

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u/Sidereel 18h ago

It’s a “steam” train sale

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u/Serious_Feedback 17h ago

[Steam (PC game platform)] [train fest], vs [steam train] fest.

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u/One_Animator_1835 17h ago

Steam trains. With a steam engine. Water vapor powered locomotive 🚂

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u/n0respect_ 15h ago

You mean like valve-driven?

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u/DenizSaintJuke 11h ago

Every steam train in a videogame is an electric train.

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u/Rammipallero 9h ago

Build your watercooling badly enough and it can still put out steam.

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u/DenizSaintJuke 9h ago

Good call.

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u/Mishal_SK 15h ago

Derail Valley has 2 steam trains (and 6 non steam trains) and it's currently discounted as well ;)

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 14h ago

Transport Fever 2 is a bargain at 80% off.

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u/pookexvi 19h ago

Railroader for the win!

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u/quitemite47 11h ago

Im suprised railroader isn't more talked about

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u/Dotaspasm 18h ago

Train45 best train game

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u/FabulousJade7337 17h ago

Im not angry OP, im disappointed.

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u/Afterclock-Hours 16h ago

sshhhhhhuuuuuu shhuuuuuu

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u/Novalene_Wildheart 16h ago

Well that's due to the whole genocide thing.

this is a reference to Thomas the Tank Engine

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u/Pangtundure 16h ago

Send this to gaben

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u/MortifiedPotato 14h ago

Never trust a diesel

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u/NottheSeaofNames 14h ago

Boy do I miss playing unrailed with my friends.

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u/XB_Demon1337 13h ago

Your sister is in fact invited.

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u/SuddenPaint7983 13h ago

It's cho choo time blud

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u/Yamomma62543 12h ago

It’s a good fest, sir

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u/Tiny-Sand3229 12h ago

This made me laugh, pretty clever

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u/Hollowquincypl 12h ago

For those of you without kenophobia Void Train is on sale. Haven't beaten it but was quite smitten with it from the demo.

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u/Extraxyz 11h ago

Do people really keep paying for the scam that is Train Sim World? Release unfinished broken game Train Sim World X, abandon it within a year, tell people to buy Train Sim World X+1 instead, repeat this 6 times.

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u/CobraGTXNoS 10h ago

We don't keep paying, you can just transfer all your previous routes that you have purchased/received into whatever the newest one is.

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u/CobraGTXNoS 10h ago

Hey now, there is a steam engine dlc for Train Sim World.

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u/evanultra01 10h ago

Well now we need a second platform called Diesel. So Diesel Train Fest will have games about steam trains.

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u/JohnAzumanga 9h ago

steam engine simulator is free so i guess that's why they couldn't put it there

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u/Maxter8002 8h ago

we bought too many games

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u/SilentNinjaJoshu 7h ago

There was one fun demo I remember playing called a bumpy ride where you had to drive around and pick up passengers at one station and drop them off at multiple others. While I likely wouldn’t play it again that’s because I’m not into trains as a hobby but I imagine that for someone who is they would like the game

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u/IdontPlayValorant27 3h ago

Literally the Autist-fest

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u/grandmapilot 2h ago

Was Railroad Tycoon 3 on sale?

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u/Vaf67 26m ago

Ba dum tis 

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u/-IndyCar 17h ago

This fest sucks

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u/FunkMunki 6h ago

I picked up derail valley VR. It's fun so far. Anyone know of anymore train VR games?

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb 21h ago

And the monkey sat on a pile of stone