r/Steam 1d ago

Fluff It came! It finally came!

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u/stryke2 1d ago

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u/Sickle_Rick 1d ago

2027 is just a few short months away

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u/AshedCloud 1d ago

THAT HALF A YEAR DAWGG WHAT FUCK YOU MEAN😭

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u/orochidase 1d ago

We're in August in a couple of days .......

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u/Pfafflewaffle 1d ago

Noooo I go back to work in August lol

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u/AshedCloud 1d ago

5 month but I rounded up to 6. 162. That’s still almost half

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u/Pfafflewaffle 1d ago

It’ll be here before you know it!

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u/Elementaldot 1d ago

I thought this was a microwave at first glance lol

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u/Yorgen89 1h ago

Yeaaaaah! I can finally warm up my meals!

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u/Desperate-Deer-6813 1d ago

Congrats man for real. Enjoy it on behalf of all of us who cant.

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u/ElementGamesOnline 23h ago

So jealous! My girlfriend and I made it onto the wait-list, but in the end had to pass because it's just too much for us to responsibly spend right now 😭

Enjoy it for those of us who can't, please! Have fun! 😁

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u/elcanadiano 1d ago

The big one. Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children. Cool!

Jokes aside, have fun with it.

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u/VeganGandalf 23h ago

I don't think that man has ever been to med school...

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u/Bri3nWithA3 8h ago

That’s what my first thought went to

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u/SellAffectionate9670 1d ago

Okay let us know your experience soon.

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u/Sickle_Rick 1d ago

I'm tryin... the PCMR is predictably upset I'm enjoying games on a prebuilt rig

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u/3215448725366498 16h ago

Prebuilts are in a really good spot price wise right now (compared to building one yourself I mean, ofc in general the prices are still high)

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u/Asleep_Formal228 9h ago

Just laughable 3060 gpu level power lmao

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u/Charming-Addition385 22h ago

I've been building pcs since junior high. Is the purpose of the steam machine to get off windows? My brother-in-law is talking about getting one, what reason did you have for purchasing it, and does it perform those tasks as you expected? I'd rather hear from someone who actually uses it than some troll that is riding the hate train.

Appreciate any info you're able to provide from a personal use standpoint.

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u/sdeeote20 19h ago

I've had a living room PC for years, using it as a media center for movies and games. With my Chromecast I stopped using it for streaming movies. It was about time to replace the computer and I put my name on the list just for for giggles. Got the email and ended up receiving the Steam machine the first week of July!!!

So far, as a family machine, it's great. We don't play anything hardcore but the ease of use has been really convenient. Turn it on, load up the game (maybe mess with some settings) and BAM, we're having fun. It's quieter than my old PC and much smaller, so both of those are bonuses. Yes it's overpriced but I love it.

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u/PoopDick420ShitCock 6h ago

It’s a PC with the convenience of a console. Within 40 minutes I had unboxed it, hooked it up, and was already playing a game, not exaggerating, 40 minutes. The boot time from sleep mode is crazy. I can hit the button on the controller and I’m in game before I’ve even switched my HDMI over. It’s tiny so I can just pick it up and take it with me when I travel. And I don’t have to learn a bunch of PC stuff. It just works.

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u/Charming-Addition385 6h ago

That totally makes sense! I think i had different expectations on performance but sounds like its pretty good. The home media center as an addition is a nice idea.

Thank you for your response. This truly helps me to understand and hopefully be more of an assistance to my Brother-in-law.

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u/Cheap_Theory_7162 11h ago

It’s just supposed to be a plug-in play of computer that’s all so you can sit on the couch while playing PC games

The next GEN console gonna do the exact same thing watch Linus Tech tips on his review on it and how bad it performs it’s actually embarrassing

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u/StealyUrWheelys 21h ago

Honestly congratulations man. I can’t wait to get another job so I can hopefully get one

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u/Disastrous-Bag-3325 15h ago

Only proper response

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u/icantevenbeliev3 1d ago

Happy for ya! I still haven't received my confirmation email yet sadly.

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u/1928Dillinger 23h ago

Congrats dude you must enjoy it

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u/s0cks_nz 23h ago

A year ago it'd have had twice the RAM for half the price. Sucks.

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u/DragonEffect1286 22h ago

Congrats mi amigo

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u/Budget_Sale1589 1d ago

How is it?

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u/Sickle_Rick 1d ago edited 1d ago

Like a dream. It booted up and was ready to play every game in my library on ultra within minutes of starting it.

I've played RDR2 to death but still downloaded it just to see how detailed the horse plops are...

Edit: jfc you PCMR fanboys are insufferable - I havve the money and I love the steam machine, if you don't like that then stfu

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u/Squaretangles 1d ago

Glad you like it. But on ultra? 1080p?

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u/NotABot1000101 1d ago

It booted up and was ready to play every game in my library on ultra

Wtf lol. There's literally hundreds of benchmark videos on YouTube showing exactly what the performance is. And it's around a 3060. Slightly less than base PS5. Stop spreading lies.

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u/Oxygen171 1d ago

To be fair they never listed what games are in their library, so maybe it can run THOSE games on ultra.

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u/Pfafflewaffle 1d ago

Base ps5 is like a 2060 I thought

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u/madeWithAi 1d ago edited 14h ago

Copium. Like, at least, be honest. It doesn't play ultra without heavy upscaling/fg and prob 1080p, more so games like rdr2.

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u/Ravasaurio 14h ago

RDR2 runs surprisingly well on the Steam Deck, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it runs great on the Steam Machine.

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u/KevinRyman 1d ago

Some real "STOP HAVING FUNNNN!!" energy in these replies

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u/pain474 1d ago

Nobody said that but OP is making shit up.

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u/Danomaniac 1d ago

People have an issue with you lying about its performance, not that you bought one.

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u/Budget_Sale1589 1d ago

Dang i might have to start saving for one

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u/Unlikely_Mud_836 1d ago

Ik everyone hates on the steam machine for the price, and it’s fine if you still get one but have a look at a pc be it prebuilt or building one yourself. You might already have a pc tho and you’re just picking this up for small form factor

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u/Sad-Mirror6936 1d ago

Yeah the form factor of the steam machine is pretty much impossible to get anywhere else. That thing is tiny. And I hear it's super quiet as well.

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u/Pfafflewaffle 1d ago

Yeah exactly why I didn’t get one. I do want the steam controller though. My pc is already close enough to shove an hdmi into my tv. (Rtx 3070, ryzen 9 5900x *eventually I’ll get a r7 5800x3d*, 32gb 3600clock ram, x570 asus tuf + WiFi mobo)

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u/Pfafflewaffle 1d ago

I wouldn’t play in ultra, frames >>>eye candy. I’d play high/medium mixed. Rdr2 should be fine on ultra though.

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u/Krypt0night 17h ago

A long cord can do the same thing from my pc to my TV and can be used for tons of other purposes. 

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u/Xawlet 1d ago

You opened the box...

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u/toastataa 1d ago

and I came

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u/Sickle_Rick 1d ago

Yeah, it kinda kills the resale value, but I really wanna play with it!

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u/Cymbal_Monkey 1d ago

Buying a GabeCube to play games instead of as a speculative asset? Weird move but ok

/s

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u/WhiteShoe_BlackShoe 1d ago

Dunno why this got downvoted.

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u/avidvaulter 23h ago

Yeah, it kinda kills the resale value

People only read to here and missed that they want to actually play it and not sell it.

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u/Rot-Orkan 1d ago

The title is what Sid said in Toy Story when he got that rocket in the mail.

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u/Alkorri 1d ago

You better make sure it didn't get stolen first before you took the picture XD

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u/Eledhwen1 1d ago

I'd love to have one but can't afford it.

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u/skronk61 19h ago

The big one

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u/goodogmen- 15h ago

how long it took?

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u/kerelenko 8h ago

Congrats, OP. I'm sure you'll have a great time gaming with it.

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u/Dtoodlez 5h ago

So dope. I’ll see ya’ll in 2027!

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u/PortalWTF 3h ago

Have fun without a kidney (jk enjoy)

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u/AnbuRick 15m ago

Noice!

Since I wasn’t able to get a hold of one, I decided to make an upgrade on my AM4. From GTX 1060 to this. Will finally be able to install SteamOS on my desktop and formalize the linux gaming rig! (Being on nvidia was such a pain after I switched to linux)

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u/cipherz 1d ago

That's what she said

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u/spell_caster72 1d ago

that's what she said

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u/LastingTheory 1d ago

Let's goooo

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u/Rainbowborn 1d ago

Congrats!! The Steam Controller is a legend 🔥 Hope you enjoy it! What game are you gonna try first with it?

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u/Sickle_Rick 1d ago

Pretty much every game that my steam deck couldn't run comfortably.. so I got a couple, probably Kingdom Come or Pacific Drive

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u/mattlymer 1d ago

Did it take long? The cost of that thing, they could have sprung for next day delivery 🙄

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u/EyeQue62 1d ago

You did too by the exclamation mark.

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u/One-Complex-8767 1d ago

Wait it's out now?

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u/JeLiZaX 22h ago

Yes out as in "sold out."

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u/SadPineBooks 1d ago edited 1d ago

Have fun OP! I want one so bad... but shit is so expensive now...

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u/PlayItAgainSusan 1d ago

So sorry about all the opto whiners. Especially the ones that vote for the idiot policies responsible for the current prices, and the ones who just don't vote or take any action against those actually responsible for the price increase.

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u/nagek92 23h ago

Is that a GameCube!? Sweeeet!!!

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u/Gen_X_Gamer 19h ago

It's the GabeCube

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u/wetgirltemptation 20h ago

nice, enjoy the new controller

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u/Tainted-Grail 1d ago

Yea... Im glad

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u/Sickle_Rick 1d ago

Cope louder

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u/Tainted-Grail 1d ago

Open up, im outside

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u/xSchizogenie 14900K | 64GB DDR5-6800 | RTX 5090 Suprim Liquid 23h ago

Condolences mate

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u/Total-Commission2100 1d ago

-$1000

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u/Sickle_Rick 1d ago

-$1128 + tax

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u/Total-Commission2100 1d ago

Could have gotten a bunch of cheese burgers with that L

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u/Pfafflewaffle 1d ago

Next time Gadget, next time! Meeeooooooooowwwwwwwwrrrrrrr

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u/Mcarlile24 1d ago

Guyyys! Call the cops. Sid escaped again!!

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u/Responsible_Towel857 1d ago

Really looking forward to tell us the experience of using it.

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u/Derangedracula 21h ago

Congratulations it's a new car!

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u/AvatarIII https://steam.pm/vim7s 20h ago

First it, then you

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u/According-Ship-653 20h ago

Is this the title of your sextape ?

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u/Frosty-Reed-6618 19h ago

did you finally get the oled or are you running the lcd build lol

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u/That_Guy_In_Aqw 19h ago

You came too i see

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u/kllydnh 16h ago

Did you came though?

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u/PalpitationNo6667 14h ago

Meanwhile with the price hikes and half a year wait-list, I think I'll just create my own DIY Steam Machine PC build.

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u/gergobergo69 12h ago

does it smell like oranges for some reason?

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u/juniori96 5h ago

Steam really does have fanboys who will shill out money just because its made by steam.

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u/CranksMcgee 4h ago

Happy for you, but I just don’t understand the appeal of this device. 

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u/Eazy12345678 1d ago

the horrible value didnt bother you?

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u/Asleep_Formal228 23h ago

Lol I’m sorry you got ripped off buying one of those piles. Low tier hardware

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u/ElxlS 17h ago

wait yeah how you gonna rag on him for wasting money on steam machine when you spend money on cars lol. They’re THE worst investment.

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u/Asleep_Formal228 9h ago

Because it’s low tier hardware for the price i could build a more capable mini itx for less

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u/ElxlS 8h ago

Right everyone knows that already but my point is you waste money on a car so you’re basically yelling at a mirror.

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u/Asleep_Formal228 6h ago

Lol how do I waste money on a car, your comparing one of the best bang for buck drivers cars there is to one of the worst bang for buck hardware level consoles there is. It’s literally worse than a ps5 pro lol. Your anology here is making you look retarded

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u/ElxlS 5h ago

Alright buddy I guess reading’s hard you have a good one lol

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u/Asleep_Formal228 5h ago

Reading isn’t hard you are just an idiot with a shitty anology

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u/Sickle_Rick 22h ago

Lol I was just gonna say the same thing about that shitbox Miata of yours

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u/Asleep_Formal228 9h ago

Lol I don’t but gurantee it’s a nicer car than anything you own but hey pop off queen. 2 steam machines don’t even pay for the brakes on that car hahahahaha always some retards on here

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u/Nabas97 23h ago

If it really respects you, it will come for free <_<

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u/FlarblesGarbles 16h ago

Finally! Photos of boxes!

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u/Cheap_Theory_7162 12h ago

I really hope you got that for sentimental/collection purposes because that is a pile of shit if you don’t know anything about it they suggest looking at all reviews that people have done on it and how bad the performance is a console blows that thing out of the water

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u/tar4heels2fan 23h ago

That makes two of us....

Coming.... that is.

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u/leon-a-profi 1d ago

came? ewwwwwww, NSFW