I just moved out of the hood because all my neighbors were blasting loud music. Saved up and moved into a new construction community. Didn’t account for the ongoing homebuilding.

Then in Mexican accent below: (listed a few options but don’t love any of them)

-went from Wu-Tang Clan to Wu-Tang Juan.

-went from 50 Cent to 50 centavos

- went from Kendrick Lamar to Kendrick Gonzalez (meh)

I caress her face
She sprays me with mace
I scream and run
This was no fun
I see a gay guy
To him I say hi
He then says hi back
I then say, “Are you trying to break my back?”
He then says no
I then say, “You hoe!”
And then I run away
I am not gay