Horse

It'd be very funny.

Bonus if the colony is fine with Guilty Executions

It's getting ready! This is the very first episode of this story. We're going to meet Dwight, Robert and the militry team. Also, i am using this ugly AI logo (at the end), if someone knows something about logo designs (to make more "RimWorldish") contact me, maybe we can make a deal! :D Btw, tell me what u think!

No, im (probably) not insane, I just have to somehow manage my colony wealth of $450k

if I destroyed one more pirate base. they would have been completely fine with me dropping an antimatter cluster warhead directly on their base.

this is why I think faction base raiding needs a rework. because you can glass somebody's house and turn it into nuclear vapor. and then you can give them a couple kilos of cocaine afterward and they'll be willing to lay their life down for you against mechanoids. several times over.

bad crop is a reference to my level 3 farmer

Raider faction send it a one child to a suicide attack.

His comrades are dead but haven't burned the bodies yet, I reckon we chop the bodies and feed him his buddies.

as you know, I'm writing this post from the comms console of the settlement Named "The Tribe Called Quest" and I HATE NON-BASELINER XENOTYPES (except the lovable hussars) but leadership doesn't necessarily agree with me, I'm forced to bunk with a neanderthal I snapped at him ONCE and I was restrained because I was "going berserk" I'm out of prison and come to reddit to complain. P.S. if anyone has pool table, it will make a lovely addition to the rec room

Sincerely, The Tribe Called Quest