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u/joshpennington 2h ago
The very fact that he said this means it will never happen
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u/Greenman8907 2h ago
There is a “trailer“ on X and it looks like complete shit. It’s like they ran Charleston Heston‘s 10 Commandments through a slop filter.
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u/Traditional-Low7651 2h ago
As elon intended
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u/BarayastheSpider 2h ago
Holy fuck that comment section is cancer. I was expecting mad people talking shit but it was just full of people praising it, when it looks like complete ass and not even remotely “historically accurate”
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u/LeftonRhed 2h ago
Keep in mind that the channel can hide comments whenever they want. So they hide all the comments that are critical and leave only the comments left by the
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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ 37m ago
And also keep in mind most of them praising it are either:
A: MAGA Idiots.
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C: Elon's bots or agents.
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u/Shenloanne 2h ago
The Trojan war wasn't real.
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u/Abject_Buyer_1678 1h ago
I came to echo this. Lol. “Historically accurate” which means Kevin Sorbo and Kirk Cameron to star. I can’t with these people. “Grok, give me an actual depiction of a six headed sea monsters!”
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u/BigBuddha1989 1h ago
You are most likely wrong about that. While we don't have direct written narrative historically about the Trojan war, Pliny the Elder and many other pre-Christianity writers speak of it in an historical context. Was it exactly as was written about in the Iliad. Probably not. Did a significant war between Greece and Troy happen, most likely.
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u/JoeNoble1973 55m ago
Yep, the city was where it was always reported to be, and the digs have shown a strata where the city was burned. The burning is within the timeframe given for the Trojan War. Wooden horses and half-gods? Lol no, but major shit went down at the walls of Troy.
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u/seriftarif 1h ago
I didnt know there were such pale skinned northern white people in Greece during that time.
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u/WildRabbitz 2h ago
It's the same people that bet everything that The Odyssey would flop so now they're pretending that the AI version is the best thing ever, just so they can save face.
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u/DisorderedArray 2h ago
Given that the Odyssey is a myth, and never happened historically, this would be one of the few times Musk actually delivers on a promise.
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u/ChickenDelight 1h ago
Any movie set in ancient Greece that was truly "historically accurate" would be totally bewildering. Society has changed a lot in 3,000 years, the Klingons and Vulcans on Star Trek are more relatable than our actual ancestors that far back.
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u/SingleArtichoke4857 1h ago
I'm not sure it would be completely alien to us, but it's a fair point. I'm pretty sure the Elon fanboys would not get on board with the widespread pederasty, at a minimum. Or maybe they would if Elon were the pederast--who knows? 🤔
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u/yugen_o_sagasu 2h ago
Yeah pretty sure he mentioned that he'd fix world hunger at one point too
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u/fadka21 2h ago
Being part of making a good film is far beyond him, methinks, but he could actually end world hunger if he wasn’t such a colossal prick.
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u/CBJFAN2009-2024 2h ago
That's because he isn't that smart; but, he has received vast amounts of wealth (first from family, then from government), which allows him to buy companies.
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u/Sour_Sal 1h ago
He could end World Hunger and Homelessness if he decided to do so. Would hardly dent his bottom line and the benefits would increase his image again and make his companies even more billions...
It's impossible to comprehend a trillion dollars!
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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 2h ago
Uh yeah but he needed a plan. Then he got one and promptly ghosted the idea.
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u/RewardWanted 2h ago
If It'll happen It'll be full of historical inaccuracies and dogwhistles. Shit like portraying the ancient greek as devout christians.
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u/Medium_Medium 2h ago
That's the thing with people talking about "historical accuracy" in movies... 98% of the time the public has no idea what they are talking about. So what they think is historical accuracy is really just what they've seen in other movies, with no relation to the reality of the time period. Elon could make a bunch of Ancient Greeks / Mediterraneans / North Africans look like pasty white Northern Europeans in Roman armor and half the viewers will go "Yay! Historically accurate!"
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u/res0jyyt1 2h ago
Don't forget Elon demanded the the Tesla board give him $1T or he’d take his AI ball and go home (i.e., steal all the engineers and chips). Seems like he got his wish and he still did that. That should tell you everything about his character.
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u/Bonk_No_Horni 2h ago
He said we'll have mars colony by 2025. He said we'll have roadster 10 years ago. He said hyperloop is easy. He said he's not on drugs
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u/Asleep_Singer8547 2h ago
He said hed rescue those cave boys in a submarine arguably his worst take of all time
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u/ChampionAggressive20 1h ago
He said that British rescue diver guy was a pedo and yet he's the one emailing Epstein on Christmas day begging to come to one of his wild island parties. Concerning...
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u/Substantial-Mix-6200 1h ago
he said he'd cut the government budget by 2 trillion dollars! Then one trillion! Then it became, what, like 20billion?
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u/SuchUnderstanding929 2h ago edited 2h ago
Historically accurate to what? Odyssey is a work of fiction, not a historical record :D
We don't even know when it was first told :D
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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 2h ago
It’ll just rerelease “Oh Brother Where Art Thou”
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u/yumeryuu 2h ago
I loved that movie
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u/LingonberryDear2163 2h ago
Damn song is now in my head for the foreseeable future
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u/Hagbard_Shaftoe 2h ago
Wait, what? You're telling me a story with gods and giant one-eyed monsters is fiction? Enough with your woke bullshit.
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u/phxkross 2h ago
People are up in arms over the colors of the skins of the actors making a movie based on very old fiction. Notice it's the same people who are super uncomfortable with another work of fiction being full of brown people: The Bible.
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u/Real-Technician831 1h ago
Casting a black person in a Greek role has generally raised eyebrows in Europe, but since it’s a movie based on ancient epic, only the usual suspects make noise about it.
Claiming that Cleopatra was black that some weirdo do in occasion is much better in pissing people off. Her dynasty was Macedonian Greek, first pharaoh of Ptolemaic dynasty was one of Alexanders generals and appointed as ruler when Alexander the Great conquered Egypt.
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u/cykoTom3 1h ago
Agreed. Helen of Troy's lineage is unimportant to her story. Cleopatra was a colonial oppressor in the most literally way possible and making her black undermines that aspect.
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u/KingGilgamesh1979 1h ago
Plus, Helen of Troy's Father was Zeus and he impregnated (i.e., raped) Helen's mother Leda while in the form of a Swan (there's another version where her mother was the Goddess Nemesis). Either way, she should have feathers. In every version, she was hatched from an egg. So none of these is historically accurate.
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u/cykoTom3 1h ago
Gods can't rape people. That's like saying i raped a sheep.
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u/ridingbikesrules 2h ago
Jesus was brown, indeed.
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u/LingonberryDear2163 2h ago
Maybe. But at least Santa is white. It says to in the Bible.
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u/Real-Technician831 1h ago
The southernmost part of Santa myth is from modern day Turkey, so it depends do you consider Turks as white or brown.
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u/Anxious_Work_6361 1h ago
Notice it's the same people who are super uncomfortable with another work of fiction being full of brown people: The Bible.
It's literally not. This is about Mel Gibson making it, the man who made the passion of the christ in Aramaic and Apocalypto in Mayan with indigenous actors.
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u/lotzik 2h ago
There are parts in Odyssey that could improve over that holywood slop. Costumes for example. Ancient Greece wasn't warhanmer and there were no full plate armors. Also the armors were bronze, they didn't waste a shit ton of color to make them black.
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u/Real-Technician831 1h ago
Also Greeks used linothorax a lot, so basically a thick armor made of linen. It has been tested to protect better than bronze.
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u/PixelSpy 2h ago
"Historically accurate" as in "everyone will be white with blonde hair and blue eyes and all the women will look like instagram models"
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u/corva96 2h ago
- It’s not history
- This is pre-christianity; greeks and romans had a lot of gay dudes.
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u/MetalPuck 2h ago
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u/wheres_my_ballot 1h ago
I hope he does it, as it'll be so bad it'll put the AI video market back at least 5-10 years
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u/egg_breakfast 2h ago
Historically accurate cyclops
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u/Amazing_Ear_3941 2h ago
Wonder how many fingers the actors will have? Historically accurate hydra?
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u/hooka_pooka 2h ago
Elon is like that irritating kid who's not invited anywhere due to obvious reasons but got that itch to act the same all the damn time without taking a hint
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u/DragonFangGangBang 2h ago
This, except he’s also the rich kid who had the nicest house. So all of the popular kids would constantly hang out with him and pretend his very obviously creepy and weird behavior (that they would bully anyone else for) is actually totally normal
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u/Sooh1 2h ago
Is it going to be about an Odyssey to an island he begged to goto but wasn't invited, except in his version he gets to go since Grok seems to love creating illicit things?
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u/Spankety-wank 2h ago
this is like saying "historically accurate lord of the rings", it's a category error
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u/themorbidtuna 2h ago
If they’re going to be accurate, I expect the entire thing to be shot in ancient Greek.
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u/ReedGlide 2h ago
Grok is going to include a Cybertruck in ancient Greece and call it historically accurate
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u/WTFudge52 2h ago
Aren't you failing to deliver at every company you are apart of ? How about you let Movie makers make movies and you just go back to wasting government money.
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u/Koldtoft 2h ago
Wait, i thought there was magic and monsters and giants in the Odissy. How do you so that historically accurate?
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u/Objective-Pick8240 2h ago
Strange how they never have an issue with every movie about Greeks and Romans that has every actor with a British or Australian accent. 🤔
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u/The_300_goats 1h ago
Well by digitally creating historically accurate pantheistic gods and godesses. Based on the (checks notes) white supremacist notes of South Africa
They were clearly blond, blue eyed and white skinned. And hetero
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u/TinCanSailor987 1h ago
"Historically accurate"?
The movie is based on the epic poem, which is a WORK OF FICTION!!!
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u/TriceCreamSundae 32m ago
Oh boy, I hope he does Star Wars next, we really need to get away from this woke Death Star narrative, everyone knows space stations are flat.
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u/TopWealth4550 2h ago
guys dude is one of the most powerful human on the planet
hes not desesperate by anything besides death
this will be used to promote his AI tools,you know for money?
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u/Sylvan_Skryer 2h ago
A historically accurate version of a story with cyclopses, fictional gods, and fantasy creatures. Ok
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u/BigGene1341 2h ago
When's he going to get to the fireworks factory?
and by that i mean end world hunger like he said he'd do.
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u/Irish_Whiskey 2h ago
Elon: Best I can do is kill five million children from hunger and disease. All while not saving the government any money.
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u/Outrageous_Garden586 1h ago
If you understand Homer you know this doesn’t make sense. The Odyssey takes place in the Bronze Age long before it was ever written down. By the time the story ended up in the form it’s in now it was hundreds of years later, but small pieces of later times slipped in. The Odyssey itself is not historically accurate. It’s a combination of the period it was written down in, the period it’s about, and pure mythical fabrication.
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u/chicken-cuddle 1h ago
I work in film, and I'm constantly having to tell EPs "AI can't do that." Don't get me wrong, AI can do a LOT and it can be a really useful tool, especially in things like rotoscoping and tracking.
But when you get to things like shot consistency, photorealistic people and sets, and crowd scenes across a full movie? It isn't there yet, and there are questions about whether or not it ever can without wet quantum computing.
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u/Sour_Sal 1h ago
Some dude sitting in a chair reciting the poetry... that will be fun, I bet any AI could do that easily.
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u/TheBigCicero 1h ago
I don’t hate Musk like the rest of you do. But i think his timelines are ridiculous and his failure to deliver on virtually any major announcement makes me look increasingly like an untrustworthy wanker.
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u/ohnoitscombatkarl 1h ago
How do you make a historically accurate version of a completely fictional story?
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u/needsmoarbokeh 1h ago
Literally all the money and power in the world and he's unable of feeling the smallest sliver of happiness.
What a pathetic clown
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u/cock-merchant 1h ago
Can Grok release an unredacted version of the full Epstein Files by the end of the year? Then you’d be onto something.
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u/Sochi540 36m ago
Elon doesn't even have the balls to make Helen of Troy a cat girl femboy, Grok is full of shit.
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u/stigma_wizard 35m ago
They're not even mad with the plot, they're only mad that the movie features black and trans actors. That's literally why they hate it.
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u/DeadMeat_1240 33m ago
Hope he gets that historically accurate cyclops in there. It really annoys me they refuse to acknowledge the facts... 🙄
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u/Hot-Judge-7481 20m ago
Who cares? Grok sucks. Elon Musk sucks. Can we just send both to Mars and be done with them?
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u/meat_whistle_gristle 18m ago
Historically accurate!?
It’s literally mythology and fantasy land.
Why are people tripping balls over this.
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u/CompetitiveAd9639 15m ago
People, I get it feels good, and like a slam dunk to say something like this…but what is the desperation here? This man is on the verge of owning the world and it seems like we are all on board with it. Or at least complacent enough to virtually do nothing to stop it. He is a Trillionaire. Do you understand no billionaire gives a shit what we think. Now multiply that by 1000x. The media makes him seem like he cares at all, because otherwise we might actually wake up and realize these “dunks” effect him 0% and the only way he will actually stop ehat he is doing is if we actually do something about it.
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u/GrandMoffTarkan 2h ago
I saw elsewhere he'd support a Mel Gibson version.
Ethics aside, Gibson really would commit to the actual Archaic Greek and Greek actors.
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u/DragonFangGangBang 2h ago
On one hand, we might get Passion of the Christ Mel Gibson and it would all be in actual Greek (or as close as we can get) but it would be a fucking SLOG (because unless you’re a believer, that movie is mid as fuck).
OR, we’d get Braveheart Mel Gibson and get a whole inaccurate depiction of the story but kind of a dope movie tbh
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u/Ok_Comparison_8304 2h ago
Passion of the Christ isn't mid, it's absolutely awful, and offensively bad. It is literally 90 minutes of graphic violence in a 2 hour movie. This is supposed to somehow reveal authenticity or value in faith?
I remember at the time people expressing it's worth as a religious film, which is utterly insane given that Christianity's central message is to 'love thy neighbour's, not be shocked into some form of trauma addiction with visuals of a man having his skin flayed off of him.
Jim Cavizel developed a messianic complex from making that film, and I can see why people have argued it is anti-Semitic. It's vulgar and just shows Gibson's belief violence has more value than reason as a vehicle for faith. Which, really makes him a massive iece of shit when you think about it.
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u/DragonFangGangBang 1h ago edited 1h ago
I was trying to be nice haha I think it’s trash but I do respect the attempt at authenticity and I think the acting is quality. But as a movie? Saw it once, and will never see it again. The violence was so prolonged that I actively got bored in the theater. My religious family was sobbing their eyes and I just had to sit there like…
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u/Irish_Whiskey 2h ago
Being a wife beating racist and anti-Semite aside...
Who cares about archaic Greek? The Odyssey was not even accurate to the time period when it was invented as a story. From it's origins as an oral tradition, it was anachronistic. It's a fairy tale rather a telling of a real event.
Being more historically grounded isn't a bad thing, but it's also not something that makes a telling inherently any better.
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u/bendegooze 2h ago
Ten bucks says if he does it he’ll self insert in the dumbest way.
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u/Acrobatic_Code_7409 2h ago
"Historically accurate", as in as it actually happened in real life even though its a mythological heroic epic written in Homeric Greek almost 3000 years ago?
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u/Ash_Cat_13 1h ago
This is rage bait. The odyssey is all fictional and not based on historical anything
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u/East-Temporary5646 2h ago
"historically accurate" movie about fictional people fighting with fictional monsters.
Musk isn't a smart person.
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u/Irish_Whiskey 2h ago
Remember how before this movie came out SipsTea kept getting flooded with posts mocking Lupita Nyong'o and Elliot Page's casting as 'woke DEI historically inaccurate', which included just using racial slurs and complaining Lupita didn't look like an actual white porn actress? And people who pointed out it's not history and the white actors aren't 'historical' either, were downvoted?
These posts are part of a deliberate political agenda. Paid for by billionaires like Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and once paid for by Jeffrey Epstein. Botted by hate groups. Gamergate exists to make you angry and bigoted so you side with people who are robbing you blind. Next time this comes up, don't jump on the bandwagon of racial resentment. Ask yourself if the shittiest people on the planet are pushing this narrative for a reason.
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u/OpenDifficulty6373 2h ago
Let me guess: Light-skinned, blue-eyed Greeks with blonde hair?
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u/Alive_Fisherman8241 2h ago
Please, create a new company to make ai generated films, and ipo it at 100T valution. Degenerate idiot.
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u/ExcitingResponse1864 2h ago
Cool. Do it. Someone else made an AI version already. I eagerly await the likely hilariously bad results.
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u/Huge_Strain_8714 2h ago
Can Elmo pleeeaaase release the amphibious Cybertruck first? Pleeeeaase?!?
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u/Witty-Stand888 2h ago
SpaceX isn't a rocket company, it's an AI movie making company. Buy my stock.









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