r/SipsTea • u/coffee_coffee_coffe3 • 11h ago

Chugging tea We’re doomed…

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u/Confident-Stand5453 8h ago

Soccer comes to mind...

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u/Buckeye_CFB 7h ago

This is three year letterman, a known parody account (and youth football coaching legend)

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u/sk169 5h ago

So many people not realizing that this is a master troll account

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u/Pablo_petty_plastic 2h ago

The emoji pops up for you so you gotta manually set it wrong

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u/thestareater 5h ago

that's Three Year Letterman, which is a pretty well known satire account. he's an A tier troll, one of the good yanks.

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u/frigo2000 7h ago

Wait, that is not Brasil ?

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u/Salomill 7h ago

Considering we call Portugal "Brazilian guiana" here in brazil, its basically the same

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u/atomic_ring 5h ago

And yet, you keep coming...

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u/Salomill 5h ago

Of course, why wouldn't we move to another brazilian state?

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u/Formal-Option-4405 8h ago

Healthcare maybe? 🤔

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u/BeGentle1mNewHere 7h ago

They definitely speak Spanish better.

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u/KillarneyRoad 7h ago

tfw you type Spain but the Portugal emoji comes up 🤔

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u/BubaTflubas 6h ago

She can obviously turn doorknobs just fine ..

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u/Electrical_Quiet5918 6h ago

I couldn't name 1 thing either, there's loads!

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u/cyborgborg 5h ago

At least it's the correct continent

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u/PensadorDispensado 5h ago

You mean, Brazilian Guyana?

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u/patwm11 5h ago

Gotta wonder who the people behind these fake social media screenshots are

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u/emiliabow 3h ago

Haha, at least we're laughing about it!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 48m ago

Girona is better than any city in the USA.

Girona is not even the best city in Spain.

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u/knewmawnick 8h ago

Spain will never be #1 in school shootings

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u/SamGoingHam 7h ago

Better president.

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 4h ago

That's right. Sanchez knows how to do authoritarianism without getting the media backlash. That's real talent.

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u/fubukishirou07 7h ago

Probably food

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u/David_Shotokan 8h ago

Every time you think the Americans can not outdumb themselves....they do something like this. Unbelievable.

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u/stoner8413 6h ago

Its a parody account

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u/David_Shotokan 6h ago

At the moment art imitates life so much you can't tell if it is true at parody.

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u/CharacterTomorrow436 6h ago

To be fair i would bet all my money that 99.99% of Spanish (or Europeans for that matter) couldn’t name more than 3 US state flags.

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u/letouriste1 5h ago

why would we bother learning that? it's not countries, just parts of the USA. They're not independent. Do you know the names and flags of every regions of France? Just the US flag is enough.

Most of us can name the majority of the US states and roughly place them on a map tho. Mostly due to cultural influence from movies, cartoons and stuff.

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u/Manueluz 5h ago

Half of them are so badly designed they have the state name on the flag.

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u/CharacterTomorrow436 2h ago

That’s true and somewhat fair, but the point is that in the USA we’re busy learning things that are relevant to our country and lives so shut up.

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u/Annual-Eggplant 5h ago

Why would anyone know another country's state flags?

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u/CharacterTomorrow436 2h ago

That’s my point. In the USA we’re busy learning things that are relevant to our lives, and learning us state flags. European flags are irrelevant to living in the states.

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 5h ago

Can you name German states?

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u/CharacterTomorrow436 2h ago

Yeah some. I know there’s Bremen and Hamburg and Berlin and Bavaria, i think Hesse and Brandenberg too. And just since you’re being condescending, in Sweden there’s Gotland, Skane, jonkoping, Varmland, Upsala among many others, and Spain has Catalonia, Basque, Leon, Aragon, Andalusia. Most Americans are decently educated, sure not in useless topics like states of other countries that don’t help our lives in any way shape of form though. I’m just a history nerd but I know several dozen others who could name many many more 🤷🏼‍♂️