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u/Themodsarecuntz 1d ago
Those Hobbits arent safe.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago
He's gonna be mad as hell when he finds out they're in their 30's-40's.
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u/Solintari 23h ago
Pippin, I don’t think he’s here for second breakfast…
“Get over here you hunk of a took”
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 23h ago
"Nooner? Is that like second lunch?"
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u/Salt_Data3707 18h ago
*epstein island
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u/CreepyClay 15h ago
Sauron: Let me take a look at what's going on over there. HOLY SHIT MY EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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u/Stoo-Pedassol 22h ago
Someone started putting Patel's eyes on sleeping donny and it's creepy af
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u/Mutedamp 22h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs
Too late multiverse already booked him for every franchise
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u/Odd-Day-5405 23h ago
Every group photo now has a 1% chance of spawning him.
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u/SpiderJerusalem747 23h ago
Like the Mysterious Stranger from Fallout.
But all he does is turn everyone orange.
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u/HolidayDoctor1027 1d ago
This is the only meme people should share. I bet what was posted for this thread was right wing made to make him look “fun” so people don’t think about his actual real bullshit.
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u/Amekhanos 22h ago
Yup, this post is absolutely an attempt to sanitize him and make him funny meme man again.
Though it is a little unfair to Epstein to associate him with Trump. Epstein was a monster, and I wouldn't be shocked if he was involved in a murder or two. But he never murdered 120 elementary school kids, along with 30 teachers, with a triple tap of missiles.
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u/Cow_Launcher 20h ago
Yup, this post is absolutely an attempt to sanitize him and make him funny meme man again.
If so, it failed catastrophically. The man is a pathetic little joke, and every top-level response shows how he is thought of.
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u/Amekhanos 20h ago
Nah, you don't understand how this shit works.
I knew he was going to win in 2016 when everyone couldn't resist doing their "hilarious" impersonations of his speech patterns.
Were they superficially mocking him? Often. Does that cutesy little toothless humor, just like this post, have an unintended effect in this braindead internet age? Absolutely.
Like the other poster said, the pic of him and Epstein is the only meme people should share.
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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 23h ago
I think itd be funny to see him next to the 3 stooges
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u/margamny 21h ago
I cannot believe how good this is. It's beautiful!
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u/Cow_Launcher 20h ago
Even ignoring the implication, the execution is perfect. The lighting is amazing.
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u/InvertedEyechart11 1d ago edited 1d ago
Shouldn't he be standing at the Christ's right hand? /s
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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 23h ago
Why are you showing a current picture of the president and his cabinet?
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u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 22h ago
I'd trust this cabinet more, at least they'd just be incompetent rather than incompetent and actively malicious
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u/Temporary_Body_5435 1d ago
He would try to take the ring on day one.
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u/MaximusMansteel 1d ago
Precisely the worst person possible to be near the ring. Much like the presidency, really.
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u/CheeseDonutCat 1d ago
Would it be really bad if he had the ring?
He'd put it on instantly, and then the ring wraiths would get him.
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u/ButtersScotch7000 23h ago
Maybe Trump is like a reverse Tom Bombadil.
The Ring has no effect on him because there's no decency left to corrupt.
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u/IntrovertSwag 23h ago
Maybe he'd be a really dumb wraith, and really throw a wrench in Saurons plans. Probably not, Sauron loves order and Trump ain't that, Trump would likely be put down once he had the ring.
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u/ButtersScotch7000 23h ago
Trump would take it because it's gold and shiny.
He would grab it before Sauron's dark magic even kicked in.
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u/Slingus_000 1d ago
You have my sword
And my bow
And my axe!
You know, we have the most tremendous helicopters, fantastic helecopters with many many bullets in them, and we might use them to help the realms of men against Mordor but I hear a lot of people saying that Sauron is actually a terrific guy and we need the realms of men to think about their part in this war
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u/Apollo114892 1d ago
Sauron joins the fellowship
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u/ivanyaru 1d ago
Yeah no. This is more like Denethor joins the fellowship.
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u/Apollo114892 1d ago edited 21h ago
Denethor was a great man in the books. Peter Jackson ruined his character for nothing.
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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 23h ago
Seriously, I love the movies, watch them every year and even watch people watch them for the first time on YT and I still think they did Denethor dirty. One of the few things I mildly dislike about the movies. Trump is no Denethor, not even movie Denethor. Trump isn't even Wormtongue.
He's like an orc disguised as an uruk-hai, disguised as a human, disguised as a ork.
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u/SatinHeather_ 1d ago
One does not simply walk into ordor without imposing a 25% tariff on Orc imports.
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u/SirSaltyMango 1d ago
One Ring to rule them all. We really should have that ring, we made some good deals—some of the best deals... Sauron was weak on border security, very low energy! We need one ring to bind them all, keep them in the darkness—believe me, it’s a tremendous ring, the most beautiful ring you’ll ever see.
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u/TheSouler 21h ago
His tie should be yellow in that one, with a weasel on it. Wait, he's too lazy... Hmm. Definitely not green, he's too st- oh wait Crabbe & Goyle! His tie should be green in that one.
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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 20h ago
Mmbop bit ta ba taba tuuuba dooey ah pie tuuuba bitty ba dooo yeah hee yeah ah
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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u/CakeMadeOfHam 23h ago
I was gonna photoshop him into photos of Jeffrey Epstein but he was already there
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u/ThroatGoatK1RKKK 23h ago
I told FroOo-Dough and I mean this, you don't need to take the ring FroDoh I already have plenty of rings. I could even buy all of the rings if I wanted. But FrosDo being the hateful dumocrat that he is took the ring anyways he stole the ring. I know this many people have told me this he stole the ring and then threw it into a volcano. And I KNOW valconoes folks lemme tell ya I spent a lot of time around Valcanoes and what FroDoo did is a travesty tragic really. I said to him you can't get that ring back you can't get it out of the volcano. Beautiful ring by the way, why would he even do that. He was corrupted by the woke OrCas So I said we have to make another ring it's gonna be a greater bigger better ring even SawRun would think it's the greatest ring, better than any he's had. And and me and and SaWRun know a lot about rings the both of us so its gonna be a great ring just you wait and see.
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u/Solid-Worldliness284 22h ago
I dont like it. As a narcissist im sure this is exactly what he enjoys.
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u/DedeLionforce 9h ago
As funny as this is, it's just going to become ammunition for trumples. "Everyone loves Trump, they're putting him everywhere"
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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 1d ago
Now photoshop him in Tunguska, Siberia on the morning of June 30th 1908
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u/Fart_90210 1d ago
The group that does all the work and then the guy that shows up at the last second to stand there contributing nothing.





































































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