r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea He is everywhere now

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u/Themodsarecuntz 1d ago

Those Hobbits arent safe.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

He's gonna be mad as hell when he finds out they're in their 30's-40's.

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u/Solintari 23h ago

Pippin, I don’t think he’s here for second breakfast…

“Get over here you hunk of a took”

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 23h ago

"Nooner? Is that like second lunch?"

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u/TheGreatLakers 21h ago

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u/Salt_Data3707 18h ago

*epstein island

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u/CreepyClay 15h ago

Sauron: Let me take a look at what's going on over there. HOLY SHIT MY EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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u/hates_stupid_people 22h ago

Frodo was 50.

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u/Hamberder-8647 22h ago

That's still a 30 year age gap barfs.

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u/thefattestofdans 18h ago

Lololololololol

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u/DilfTannen 17h ago

Frodo is 57, then, in the books, I think.

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u/WallyLeftshaw 23h ago

They’re not 13 year old girls, think they’re ok

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u/Popular_Parsnip_8494 21h ago

He has dementia, he may not realize

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u/BielsasCoffee 20h ago

They taking the Hobbits to Little Saint James

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u/EssenceReavers 1d ago

Have to give him googly eyes since he is always sleeping

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 20h ago

Funny story, he also shit himself in this picture.

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u/PhilosopherFLX 18h ago

I swear these are tears of mirth and not sadness and revulsion.

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u/Stoo-Pedassol 22h ago

Someone started putting Patel's eyes on sleeping donny and it's creepy af

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u/RedditPickedMyName0 1d ago

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u/Ziphoblat 22h ago

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u/3p2p 13h ago

Now this is what I came here to see. Must be expanded upon idea

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 1d ago

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u/Odd-Day-5405 23h ago

Every group photo now has a 1% chance of spawning him.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 23h ago

Like the Mysterious Stranger from Fallout.

But all he does is turn everyone orange.

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u/Carlobo 22h ago

You get to a new floor in Slay the Spire 2 after beating a boss and Donald is off to the side like he's going to get a gift from Pael like "Uhhh.. where'd he come from?"

"... just ignore him, there's Infantino about to lead him away."

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u/HolidayDoctor1027 1d ago

This is the only meme people should share. I bet what was posted for this thread was right wing made to make him look “fun” so people don’t think about his actual real bullshit.

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u/Amekhanos 22h ago

Yup, this post is absolutely an attempt to sanitize him and make him funny meme man again.

Though it is a little unfair to Epstein to associate him with Trump. Epstein was a monster, and I wouldn't be shocked if he was involved in a murder or two. But he never murdered 120 elementary school kids, along with 30 teachers, with a triple tap of missiles.

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u/Cow_Launcher 20h ago

Yup, this post is absolutely an attempt to sanitize him and make him funny meme man again.

If so, it failed catastrophically. The man is a pathetic little joke, and every top-level response shows how he is thought of.

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u/Amekhanos 20h ago

Nah, you don't understand how this shit works.

I knew he was going to win in 2016 when everyone couldn't resist doing their "hilarious" impersonations of his speech patterns.

Were they superficially mocking him? Often. Does that cutesy little toothless humor, just like this post, have an unintended effect in this braindead internet age? Absolutely.

Like the other poster said, the pic of him and Epstein is the only meme people should share.

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u/Hairy_Talk_4232 23h ago

I think itd be funny to see him next to the 3 stooges

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u/TurnbullAC92 22h ago

Nah, don't taint their legacy with that crap.

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u/Dry_Ant2664 23h ago

No more pics. Just this one

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u/Tarnished35239 23h ago

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u/_Thrilhouse_ 21h ago

He fits there perfectly tbh.

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u/Wolferesque 19h ago

Tinkywinky!
Dipsy!
Lala!
Pe-do!

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u/RJG18 22h ago

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u/margamny 21h ago

I cannot believe how good this is. It's beautiful!

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u/Cow_Launcher 20h ago

Even ignoring the implication, the execution is perfect. The lighting is amazing.

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u/margamny 19h ago

The implication is certainly part of it

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u/GoodEnoughAstronomy 21h ago

Oh I saw this one! He's the dead dude they found!

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u/Eikram84 1d ago

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u/InvertedEyechart11 1d ago edited 1d ago

Shouldn't he be standing at the Christ's right hand? /s

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u/Mothyew 1d ago

No what?…Christ would be standing at his 🤣

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u/InvertedEyechart11 1d ago

Well played, Mothyew. Well played.

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u/1987LR 23h ago

Pretty sure JC would now count as being from one of his travel ban lists.

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 23h ago

Should have replaced him with Judas.

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 23h ago

Oh yes.

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u/Any-Project1666 22h ago

You just know if he saw this, he would be like, "Oh, I like that one".

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u/Wristwatch48 21h ago

Power bottom 💯

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u/jaxmikhov 21h ago

Macho macho man

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u/RedSagittarius 20h ago

You do know that is he’s favorite band right?

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u/Suspicious_Bill4540 1d ago

😂😂🤣🤣

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 23h ago

Why are you showing a current picture of the president and his cabinet?

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u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 22h ago

I'd trust this cabinet more, at least they'd just be incompetent rather than incompetent and actively malicious

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u/WheredoesithurtRA 22h ago

Don Jr, Big Man himself, Ivanka, Eric

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u/TheGreatGonzo-SFA 23h ago

Larry, Curly, Moe and the new addition Rapo.

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u/bolanrox 23h ago

this might top my old favorite photo

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee 19h ago

This one for me, personally.

Gives me hope and joy.

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u/bottle_of_crack 1d ago

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u/jonny-toxic 23h ago

Same vibe.

"Would you vote for me? I would vote for me so hard?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/k33tNvPPt9FVC

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u/Final_Level 22h ago

Fucking dead ha ha ha

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u/moe-mar 23h ago

In place of a dark Lord, you would have a QUEEN!

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u/tenuj 23h ago

If you can't be a king... why not be a queen

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 22h ago

Might be less makeup than usual

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u/Temporary_Body_5435 1d ago

He would try to take the ring on day one.

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u/MaximusMansteel 1d ago

Precisely the worst person possible to be near the ring. Much like the presidency, really.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 1d ago

Would it be really bad if he had the ring?

He'd put it on instantly, and then the ring wraiths would get him.

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u/ButtersScotch7000 23h ago

Maybe Trump is like a reverse Tom Bombadil.

The Ring has no effect on him because there's no decency left to corrupt.

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u/IntrovertSwag 23h ago

Maybe he'd be a really dumb wraith, and really throw a wrench in Saurons plans. Probably not, Sauron loves order and Trump ain't that, Trump would likely be put down once he had the ring.

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u/ButtersScotch7000 23h ago

Trump would take it because it's gold and shiny.

He would grab it before Sauron's dark magic even kicked in.

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u/TheBestintheWest11 23h ago

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u/RemoteBoner 23h ago

Gonna be on the phone with ICE the second he hears “familia”

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u/steelystan 23h ago

Not fat enough.

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 1d ago

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u/Super_Mag 12h ago

I doubt Kegsbreath is expensive.

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u/Dracid88 21h ago

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u/MagnumBT 18h ago

So that's why Chewie didn't get a medal!

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u/Slingus_000 1d ago

You have my sword

And my bow

And my axe!

You know, we have the most tremendous helicopters, fantastic helecopters with many many bullets in them, and we might use them to help the realms of men against Mordor but I hear a lot of people saying that Sauron is actually a terrific guy and we need the realms of men to think about their part in this war

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u/kaibbakhonsu 1d ago

I got to show you this

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u/Slingus_000 23h ago

that was amazing, MMEGA

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u/Apollo114892 1d ago

Sauron joins the fellowship

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u/ivanyaru 1d ago

Yeah no. This is more like Denethor joins the fellowship.

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u/Apollo114892 1d ago edited 21h ago

Denethor was a great man in the books. Peter Jackson ruined his character for nothing.

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 23h ago

Seriously, I love the movies, watch them every year and even watch people watch them for the first time on YT and I still think they did Denethor dirty. One of the few things I mildly dislike about the movies. Trump is no Denethor, not even movie Denethor. Trump isn't even Wormtongue.

He's like an orc disguised as an uruk-hai, disguised as a human, disguised as a ork.

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u/SatinHeather_ 1d ago

One does not simply walk into ordor without imposing a 25% tariff on Orc imports.

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u/SirSaltyMango 1d ago

One Ring to rule them all. We really should have that ring, we made some good deals—some of the best deals... Sauron was weak on border security, very low energy! We need one ring to bind them all, keep them in the darkness—believe me, it’s a tremendous ring, the most beautiful ring you’ll ever see.

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u/fauxbeauceron 23h ago

That middle manager for saruman is not going to be happy about it

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u/crnjaz 22h ago

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u/TheSouler 21h ago

His tie should be yellow in that one, with a weasel on it. Wait, he's too lazy... Hmm. Definitely not green, he's too st- oh wait Crabbe & Goyle! His tie should be green in that one.

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u/Aware_Flow1070 23h ago

We're taking the Hobbits to Epsteingard

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u/joebalooka84 22h ago

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 20h ago

Mmbop bit ta ba taba tuuuba dooey ah pie tuuuba bitty ba dooo yeah hee yeah ah 

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/Wabbit65 17h ago

He was thinking they were Mbappe

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u/Expensive-Way1116 1d ago

Everywhere but prison This timeline is broken, aliens you can have earth

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u/jacob_ewing 21h ago

From left to right: Darkness, The actual devil.

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u/endy903 20h ago

Oh shit there he is again, this guys everywhere.

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u/Elegant_Music7525 22h ago

Somehow this is still the best

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 23h ago

I was gonna photoshop him into photos of Jeffrey Epstein but he was already there

https://giphy.com/gifs/SSIXmIlbfLFBRWHf7z

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 1d ago

do one with home alone family photo

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u/Gyarydos 1d ago

The fellowship looks visibly uncomfortable with him

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u/ThroatGoatK1RKKK 23h ago

I told FroOo-Dough and I mean this, you don't need to take the ring FroDoh I already have plenty of rings. I could even buy all of the rings if I wanted. But FrosDo being the hateful dumocrat that he is took the ring anyways he stole the ring. I know this many people have told me this he stole the ring and then threw it into a volcano. And I KNOW valconoes folks lemme tell ya I spent a lot of time around Valcanoes and what FroDoo did is a travesty tragic really. I said to him you can't get that ring back you can't get it out of the volcano. Beautiful ring by the way, why would he even do that. He was corrupted by the woke OrCas So I said we have to make another ring it's gonna be a greater bigger better ring even SawRun would think it's the greatest ring, better than any he's had. And and me and and SaWRun know a lot about rings the both of us so its gonna be a great ring just you wait and see.

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u/Quantum_Corvid 23h ago

Best part? the dumb ass probably thinks it's a compliment.

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u/Powerful_Rip8660 1d ago

Saw him at the gates of Troy next to Agamemnon

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u/robidaan 1d ago

Lord of the hobbit fiddlers

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u/AnotherHavanesePlz 23h ago

They are taking the Hobbits to Isen…Epstein Island!

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u/hummus_sapiens 22h ago

I wish I could photoshop! Does anyone here want to have fun?

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u/flyingupvotes 16h ago

Dang. He is even next to Epstien. Crazy.

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u/DilfTannen 23h ago

Someone put him with Hitler, and a bunch of other Nazis like him!

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u/2funny2furious 22h ago

We can't do this. His demented ass will believe it to be true.

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u/Infamous_Campaign687 20h ago

Hate it. I see enough of that scrotum of a human being.

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u/Dunnomyname1029 7h ago

Dude is friends with the white hand of sauruman orcs. The same orcs who stole merry and pip who are basically small children..

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u/teabaggins76 23h ago

nuff said

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u/Shark_Food5 23h ago

What. A. Cunt.

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u/Mr-howell 23h ago

Like the Epstein files.

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u/DickyReadIt 22h ago

He doesn't need to be photoshopped into that tho

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u/SmellyFbuttface 22h ago

Lot of people were saying he was the best thing about Friends

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u/Solid-Worldliness284 22h ago

I dont like it. As a narcissist im sure this is exactly what he enjoys.

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u/Sidiotck 21h ago

i mean, this is kinda what he wants.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 21h ago

Ugh. Fuck this. Stop giving this toddler attention.

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u/Trech80 21h ago

No one needs to see that ped0 lover more than necessary

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u/TophxSmash 20h ago

leave this pos in the trash of history next to hitler

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u/DedeLionforce 9h ago

As funny as this is, it's just going to become ammunition for trumples. "Everyone loves Trump, they're putting him everywhere"

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI

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u/Rw1222 22h ago

If only this could be funny. He has been everywhere for the last 12 years and my life is much much WORSE

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 1d ago

Now photoshop him in Tunguska, Siberia on the morning of June 30th 1908

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u/Fart_90210 1d ago

The group that does all the work and then the guy that shows up at the last second to stand there contributing nothing.