r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Loose_Property_3238 • 22h ago
I win every fight against my coworkers
Because I know what to do when push comes to push --force.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Loose_Property_3238 • 22h ago
Because I know what to do when push comes to push --force.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 3d ago
We're going through a bit of a rough patch.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/rickyrick111 • 3d ago
He ended the fight by saying “just DROP it”
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Legal-Prize6447 • 3d ago
I’m declaring a war.
var war;
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 3d ago
None, because we're all connected.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 3d ago
MallocBSD...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 6d ago
I was just phishing for complements.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 6d ago
Parse the parcel.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 12d ago
It's the Recurse of the Mummi.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 13d ago
But it didn't go according to Plan9.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 13d ago
...if you've seen them once, you've seen them all.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • 14d ago
GrubHub
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/antitaoist • 18d ago
this one is bug also
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Rieux_n_Tarrou • 20d ago
He was already good at debugging
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/al2klimov • 21d ago
A typical merch conflict.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 22d ago
I telnet like it is.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 22d ago
may the Source be with you
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/HabibaDiawara • 22d ago
My boss told me no, so "rm -rf /*" lol
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 24d ago
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/AffectionateBell272 • 24d ago
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/minecraft_________ • 27d ago
Hacker #1: Ok the payload has been deployed on the target system. How do we command the payload and extort the data?
Hacker #2 was just preparing to leave and in a hurry, said, "See to it."
Hacker #1: Got it, I'll C2 it.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 28d ago
It's cloud computing.