r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 • 4h ago
AI 🤖 We’d Rather Watch Paint Dry Than Elon Musk’s “Historically Accurate” AI-Generated Odyssey
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u/KingHygelacReturns 4h ago
IT'S A STORY WITH A CYCLOPS WHY IS ACCURACY SO IMPORTANT JESUS CHRIST
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u/Secret_Eating_ 4h ago
It's kicked off by demi-gods fighting over a woman born from an egg. All 100% true.
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u/According-Insect-992 Just Chill 😎 3h ago
Oh man. Yesterday a chud told me that “egg” is an anti-straight slur. Lol
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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 4h ago
Of course. Elon inserts himself in the most ridiculously pathetic ways imaginable. All the potential that he had to change the world for the better and he chose bigotry and racism. Imagine if he took the money and resources that it will take to generate an entire movie via AI and actually helped people. He could actually make a difference in the world instead of simply trying to escape it by going to space.
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u/sarduchi 4h ago
So ask Grok what color skin a woman hatched from an egg, laid by her mother who was impregnated by a god disguised as a swan should have? You know... "historically" speaking of course.
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u/Dangerous-Drive-2474 4h ago
It's funny how they always want everything historically accurate until we start talking about America's past
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u/Dry_Educator_691 4h ago
Why does he fucking care so much about who was cast in a movie!??? Isn’t he rich? Doesn’t he have businesses? Like…… I’m not rich and I don’t care who they cast. How miserable is this dork?
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u/MoThrowMoAway 4h ago
I watched it last night, Elliot and Lupita are respectively in the movie for like, 5 minutes tops maybe.
I could not believe THAT is what all these people were crying about, lol
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u/ArchonFett 4h ago
Translation: make every person in it a white male like the Roman plays
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u/mabhatter 2h ago
You mean make every person ethnically Greek. Except for the Turkish people in Troy. It's all brown people.... because Greeks are only very recently considered as "white". Even though we consider them the roots of our western culture, anyone east of France, Austria, Germany was considered "Slavic". So no actors of any Western European descent. Even the mythical creatures should be played by Greek people because it's a Greek story. No blonde or brunette hair, only dark brown or black, no blue or green eyes because those didn't exist in Greece or Turkyei at the time.
And the CURRENT Greeks and Turkish are only kinda similar to the people 2700 years ago because of migrations of ethnic groups across the continent over thousands of years mixing people together. So they're not fully "historically accurate" either.
So now that I've wiped out pretty much the entire main cast of white people, having a black person from North Africa on the coast of the Mediterranean would be more believable than white people because there was lots of trade along the Eastern end of the Mediterranean for thousands of years.
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u/Smart-Firefighter87 4h ago
People will bitch about this but not care about the fact that his whole platform doesn’t care about cp being posted on it. Priorities are only for the things they hate…
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u/Rainbow4Bronte 3h ago
Let him waste money on right wing virtue signaling that will flop versus educational programs for the copious amounts of kids he wants people to have.
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u/StevenSaguaro 3h ago
There's an article about Richard Hanania in the Atlantic, he says he used to assume the tech billionaires had access to information we lacked. When he gained access to their chat threads he was shocked to discover they're spreading the same stupid conspiracies as your boomer Uncle on Facebook.
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u/MEM0RYCARD99 4h ago
Id rather yall shut the fuck up and shoot this guy. Or yourself. God damn just do something.
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u/East_Succotash9544 4h ago
There will be in that film a lot of Maga and Nazi. Doing the salut and peacefully overtaking government buildings. Chanting happy songs about Mike Pence.
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u/Top_Shame_7016 4h ago
All the tesla robots that have been delivered will be in the audience at the theatre this shows at.
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u/Solid_Mood5458 4h ago
So basically it’s blank air. None of it is historical. It’s allegorical, except for all the Gods and Goddesses and Cyclops….that’s all real
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u/Public_Steak_6933 4h ago
Putting "Mecha-Hitler" in charge of being historically accurate, what could go wrong?
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u/beckerman67 3h ago
He knows the Odyssey is a work of fiction, right? Its not an historic account of actual events.
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u/Switchmisty9 3h ago
Dude saw the grok synopsis of the original text, and immediately hit it with a “make shorter”
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u/EnvironmentalEye1763 52m ago
Do these stupid fucks know this is a story and not actual history? Like wtf ?
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