r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 1d ago

Spill The Tea 🫟 Friends In High Places!

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u/Old_Charity4206 1d ago

The true cyclospora are the friends you made along the way

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u/Antique_Ruin4556 1d ago edited 1d ago

Holding hands, underneath the bathroom stalls, as the three of you scream and explosive diarrhea in sync.

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u/Notiefriday 1d ago

The friends you took money from along the way.

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 1d ago

The friends who took YOUR money along the way. Please be reasonable 🤣

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u/nerdgrind 1d ago

Trump just launched his new app: Shart with Friends! Download it now and join the fun!

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

Shart week is here!

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u/not_a_moogle 1d ago

I took all my friends to the pool

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 1d ago

The true cyclospora is in the Oval Office.

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u/This-Research-9586 1d ago

Any decent retailer should look at these facts and refuse to sell Taylor Farms produce to clients. 

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u/SnooFoxes9479 1d ago

I went to Meijer today and the Taylor Farms stuff wasn't even discounted. I told a couple not to buy it. I'm sure they thought I was nuts. I wish them luck!

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u/Practical_Savings933 1d ago

Hope they stocked up on TP

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES 1d ago

They're putting fluoride in our lettuce to make the rabbits gay

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u/henryeaterofpies 1d ago

Somehow the rabbits are all attracted to foxes of reputable character

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u/slinger301 1d ago

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u/Jdiz91 1d ago

My friend’s cousin-wife told me that his friend that lives in California had been seeing an uptick in interspecies relationships due to the fluoride in the lettuce.

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u/MilkiestMaestro 1d ago

If they put it on discount for that specific purpose it would expose them to being more legally liable having known or suspected there was something wrong with the quality.

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u/TJ_Will 1d ago

Yeah, I don't want to buy their doo-doo lettuce.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE

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u/Bern_Down_the_DNC 1d ago

Yup the way they handled this (by apparently bribing the government) is worth than if they had just been honest about the outbreak. I will probably never trust them now because I've seen them sweep things under the rug before.

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u/Mayoradamwe 1d ago

This is how I feel about it too. I have purchased their salad kit bags on a semi-regular basis, but I won't be buying them anymore after this fiasco. I don't even buy the bags with lettuce, there's just no way to trust that any of their product is clean if they're this brazen about paying bribes.

Hopefully Costco and other retailers remove their product.

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u/smthomaspatel 1d ago

Funny fact: the FDA was created partly at the meat industry’s urging. After Upton Sinclair published The Jungle, people started freaking out about their food (which wasn’t really the point of the book). Federal meat inspection was introduced to restore trust and get people buying meat again.

Forgetting these lessons will cost them in the end.

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u/NagbesRightFoot 1d ago

Which is ironic given that the FDA no longer regulates the meat packing industry (USDA does).

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u/TheSmokingJacket 1d ago

I want to know more!

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u/former_quantity617 1d ago

You’re a good citizen

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u/IllustriousFile6404 1d ago

If it's 0.01% more profitable to use shit lettuce they'll use shit lettuce and raise the price while they're at it. This is enshitification 

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u/deaglebingo 1d ago

we should be growing this kind of shit locally instead of shipping leaf water thousands of miles. and that's no disrespect to the ppl growing it in mexico... i'm thankful for them too. it's just basic logic to grow something like this near where it's consumed.. no hippie shit required, but that's welcome too really.

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u/Hates_rollerskates 1d ago

I'm sure the FDA did one test and jumped to a conclusion. Totally reasonable. This country has become a joke.

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u/R2MKE 1d ago

This bug is very hard to trace. It can take 10-14 days for symptoms to show up so the real work is getting all of the affected people to recount what they ate and where they ate for the last two weeks and then find the common connections. More detective work than lab work.

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u/Heathster249 1d ago

We have public health people that literally do this for us.

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u/dsmith422 1d ago

Had people who did that. Then Kennedy became Secretary.

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u/narco-sub-admiral no, I don't want no chud 1d ago

We have a lot less after cutting a quarter of staff from the CDC. I believe it was 17 people dedicated to tracking food-borne parasites and now it's just a couple. Less manpower, longer turnaround checking up on leads, less people to trace outbreaks.

Trump's CDC cut tracking of 'explosive diarrhea' parasite before 2026 outbreak | Snopes.com

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 1d ago

And it’s not a funny one.

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u/JohnSith 1d ago

I just threw out my Earthbound Farms stuff because they're owned by Taylor Farms. Can't trust them. They knew about this, they hid it, and when finally caught, they paid off Trump.

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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 1d ago

Threw out a bag of shredded iceberg lettuce yesterday because it had the TFRB product code on it and matched the dates of the recall. But the Kroger I got it from here in Georgia hasn't even mentioned the recall on their website.

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u/jwnsfw 1d ago

Did the retailers being supplied with Boars Head meats stop using them after the reports of listeria killing people, old meat residue caked onto walls, etc? Kinda makes me just want to grow my own food which of course wont work, because I lack a ton of skills needed to ensure my day to day survival..

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u/This-Research-9586 1d ago

I haven’t purchased Boars Head meat to this day. The idea disgusts me. 

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 1d ago

They’ll be really surprised when all of their employees start getting investigated for mortgage fraud.

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u/MushyTomatillo 1d ago

Costco needs to feel this!! 😭

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u/Hot-Needleworker8624 1d ago

So zero apologies to the CEO of Taco Bell? Taco Bell does not grow any produce! Taco Bell stepped up and pulled their fresh lettuce and from their menu but Taylor Farms are not getting any blame!! Purely 3rd world tactics!!!

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u/NeptuneOverlord43045 1d ago

I was baffled that Taco Bell took so much blame. I get the jokes are funny because Taco Bell and diarrhea are a power couple, but on a serious note it’s not Taco Bell’s fault at all and this shit with Taylor Farms and the Trump admin reeeeks of corruption.

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u/khonsu_27 1d ago

It's pretty clear the Taco Bell targeting was intentional to take the heat off taylor farms. These people are fucking disgusting.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 1d ago

I never got the connection. Nothing on the Taco Bell menu is particularly hard on the stomach. Was there a series of food poisoning incidents at some point?

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u/dingos8mybaby2 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm 37 and I can remember hearing the "Taco Bell gives you diarrhea" thing even as a young kid in the 90's. Honestly I think it's kind of rooted in racism. If I had to guess since TB was the first major fast food chain to do Mexican inspired food back in the day when TB expanded and went nationwide the right-wing conservatives of the day probably spread misinfo about how "that Mexican fast food made me have diarrhea and get sick!" when they never even ate there or they got sick because of the 12 pack of beer they drank before getting TB for the first time or whatever and blamed the TB. Maybe someone older than me can confirm, but I'd guess the "TB makes you shit" thing probably first appeared as a cultural meme within a few years of TB going nationwide in the 70's.

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise 1d ago

while that's probably a part of it, I think it moreso comes from the American diet being really awful and most people not really getting fiber so people get a bunch for the first time and suddenly are shitting like crazy

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u/g1ccross 1d ago

I think this is it. Most people eating red meat and potatoes three meals a day finally getting some beans and "hot" sauce.

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u/metompkin 1d ago

"Diablo" sauce...

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u/Alexis_Evo 1d ago

TB uses oats as binders in their ground beef, making it a somewhat decent source of fiber. That's on top of the actual beans some items have. It is 100% because American's diet is so shit that their tummy can't handle a small amount of fiber.

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u/WorldsSaddestCat 1d ago

Excuse me, sir. I don't eat a "small amount" of Taco Bell.

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

People love to eat it at three in the morning after drinking because it's the only thing that's opened and they also don't have a lot of fiber in their diet normally.

If you're not drunk and you're eating a balanced diet already, Taco Bell's not doing anything to you. The food may taste like shit, but it's not going to give you the shits. Normally, that is.

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u/Easy-Philosopher6703 1d ago

I eat taco bell 2-3 times a week as a bowel cleanse

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u/engwish 1d ago

Fiber. Even a serving of beans is enough fiber for some people to lose their shit… literally. There’s a reason why colon cancer is on the rise.

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u/Megalesios 1d ago

Apparently Taco Bell has more fiber than other fast food. If you get diarrhea from Taco Bell you probably need a lot more fiber in your diet on the regular.

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u/quanate 1d ago

I do hope Taco Bell cuts Taylor Farms as their supplier from now on.

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u/bmorris0042 1d ago

I heard this morning that they have completely cut ties with them and found a new vendor. Now if everyone else could…

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u/TerrorTown77 1d ago

And then 9 months down the road rehire them when it flies under the radar.

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u/Chumley_P_Chumsworth 1d ago

Somebody just watched Demolition Man.

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u/TouristResident1976 1d ago

We are all going to die. Radioactive waste in the drinking water? The White House says it is just there to supercharge your energy levels on a celluar level.

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u/i_am_a_shoe 1d ago

That's why I only drink Brawndo

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u/ApprehensivePhase750 1d ago

Its got electrolytes plants crave.

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u/turandokht 1d ago

It’s got what plants crave! They should be watering the lettuce with THAT

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u/Notiefriday 1d ago

Just take the rad child perk on your next run I've learnt a lot from Fallout NV.

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u/Badda_Bing_Baby 1d ago

Following Dr. Evil’s visit to the whitehouse, the EPA declares that reports of sharks with friggin laser beams in lakes across America were greatly exaggerated.

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u/ohlaohloo 1d ago

Sooo we’re all boycotting TF henceforth or nah?

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u/turandokht 1d ago

I immediately texted my mom not to trust the new statement of false positive and she basically was like “lettuce is not in the cards for us this summer we’ll try again next year” lmao

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u/hectorer8910 1d ago

Yup.

Won't buy it from Costco from here on out.

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u/DimDoughnut 1d ago

Walmart as well, the Marketside brand is Taylor Farms.

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u/hectorer8910 1d ago

Thanks for the heads up!

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u/theghostmachine 1d ago

Target uses Taylor Farms lettuce in their premade salads too (or Taylor Farms makes the salads for Target, either way it's the same), so avoid those as well

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u/karmapanic 1d ago

Without the FDA/CDC tracking how are you going to know if the retailers use it or rebranded it?

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u/Ghede 1d ago

Probably going to need to crowdsource that. Get a list of brands and companies. Who do you think works for these companies? Workers, consumers, they can't buy off every of the hundreds of employee that packages, ships, and stocks their produce.

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u/BlasterPhase 1d ago

do you even need to ask? or do you like diarrhea?

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u/jwnsfw 1d ago

...then they came for me and my taco bell, one of the only things my picky no-meat diet can withstand...and no one was left to speak for me. So I am about ready to release some Lone Star ticks everywhere :)))

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u/blahblah19999 1d ago

"What could he possibly do that's so bad?" - my in-laws

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u/6terabytes2k 1d ago

Renounced my U.S. citizenship in 2017 so no one can ever make me go back and every day I am newly reassured it was the right choice.

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u/turandokht 1d ago

Where’d you end up going to?

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u/6terabytes2k 1d ago

Japan. No where is a utopia of course but I don’t need a utopia, it’s just nice to live in a country without school shootings, police gunning down civilians, etc.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 1d ago

But Abe got killed by a makeshift shotgun so clearly gun control doesn't work as evidenced by Japan.

  • morons

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u/PlaneShenaniganz 1d ago

a single politician was the only victim murdered by a lone wolf assailant who used a homemade firearm, clearly they should start selling AR-15s in every convenience store and repeal all gun laws because they obviously don’t work

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u/turandokht 1d ago

That sounds nice! I’ve heard lovely things about Japan. Bad things too of course, but as you say, the pros definitely outweigh the cons when comparing to here

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u/dagoth_ith 1d ago

Looking for sponsorships too?

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u/turandokht 1d ago

Just curiosity. I’ve always dreamed of living abroad even before everything sucked, so I’m always curious where expats head to

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u/barshat 1d ago

Immigrants, not “expats”

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u/Obuda1035 1d ago

As an immigrant, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment, but the sad reality is the vast majority of US passport holders I meet are expats in red hats making life just as embarrassing abroad as it was before.

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u/swishkabobbin 1d ago

"If we stop testing for covid..."

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u/crooked_kangaroo 1d ago

Honestly, they would ban testing of any kind if they could.

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u/swishkabobbin 1d ago

Well, not mr hegseth

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u/coazervate 1d ago

That's more of a taste test, no science mumbo jumbo

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u/a_shootin_star 1d ago

The testes testo taste test

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u/AdorRubble Tea Party 🎉 1d ago

"Taylor Farms have also donated to the campaigns of Trump and Ron De Santis."

  • makes mental note to avoid regardless of the diarrhea parasite.

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u/Away-Regular1335 1d ago

They decided the millions in backdoor bribes was worth more than worrying about people getting sick..on brand for maga.

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u/NotYetMashedPotato 1d ago

Taco Bell should conduct their own independent testing and then sue the federal government for lying.

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u/ask_me_about_cats 1d ago

We’re in the timeline where Taco Bell is more trustworthy than the FDA. This is hell.

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u/joker6396 1d ago

"Corruption is only bad if your not one of the ones who benefits from it"

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u/extrastupidone 1d ago

This admin sees nothing wrong with Corruption and fraud.

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u/Practical_Savings933 1d ago

Going MAGA and donating to Trump is worse than the cyclospora, frankly

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u/blacklotusmag 1d ago edited 1d ago

One of the most frustrating aspects of what's going on in America these days is the revelation that so many people in positions of authority in our government were so easily swayed to give up every last shred of their integrity.

F*** the FDA.

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u/MSGDapper 1d ago

Make America Healthy Again!

Everybody knows our COVID rates went down when we stopped testing as aggressively. You dumocrats need to do your own research about health outbreaks.

/s

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u/LaserGuyDanceSystem 1d ago

Trump gets paid and suddenly it turns out nobody was really sick in the first place!

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u/drawkbox 1d ago

Watery diarrhea is a liberal hoax!

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u/mydogargos 1d ago

Makes my choices easier at the grocery store... no more Taylor Farms products for me.

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u/Turbulent_Goal8132 1d ago

The entire Federal Government is available for purchase apparently

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

For a paltry 1mil Trump be slippin’

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u/Puzzled-Maize-2241 1d ago

His followers will believe it, and that’s all that matters

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u/CurNon18 1d ago

Reality is whatever you can pay the president to say it is

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u/Squidly_Diddly 1d ago

Boycott Taylor Farms

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u/3Grilledjalapenos 1d ago

This is just grift all the way down.

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u/Constant-Brief3410 1d ago

Rfk jr eats it all the time

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u/GormHub 1d ago

I just mentioned their "correction" today and said I don't think we can trust a damn thing any government agency says right now. Lo and behold, I called it.

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u/ratskim 1d ago

America is such a fucking joke lmao

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u/emack2232 1d ago

That is very shitty

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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

These guys buy their degrees.

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u/Icy-Desk-561 1d ago

I will not be buying their products

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u/StevenS76 1d ago

This summers weightloss craze

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u/Atrocious_Algae81 1d ago

Welp, another boycott it is.

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u/Translator_Open 1d ago

He does things like this and then gets mad people call it Trumparreah? Lol

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u/Apprehensive-Neck-12 1d ago

Im currently working at a Taylor Farms packing/warehouse and the jobs being shut down Wednesday rumored RFK jr is coming for a walk through. Its a construction zone. We have to lose money because of this

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u/dadstache1992 1d ago

Trust none of what you hear Trust half of what you see And Trust nothing that you eat. Are we great yet?

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u/rantoolio 1d ago

Trump has granted pardons or clemency to a stream of white-collar criminals and wealthy tax cheats, many of whom hired lobbyistsdonated to the president, or raised money on his behalf.

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u/jpgrfan16 1d ago

I would not trust anything with Cheeto and RFK Jr in their roles!

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u/almondjoy2 1d ago

They still believe that Taylor Farms may be the source. They are still under investigation. I understand that doesn't get the clicks and fit the narrative though.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 1d ago

Seems they're still saying it is.

The agency said Sunday a test that indicated a sample of iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms de Mexico carried the cyclospora parasite was a false positive. However, that only applies to one specific shipment of lettuce supplied by the company, which the agency does not believe was the vehicle that sickened more than 1,600 people and potentially thousands of others.

In a Monday clarification, the agency said its false positive does not change its prior conclusion that the outbreak is linked to shredded iceberg lettuce from central Mexico supplied by Taylor Farms, which was also served at some Taco Bell locations. The agency is still advising Americans not to eat recalled iceberg lettuce.

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u/Status-Draw-3843 1d ago

Come on, yall. Just Google your sources a little bit. Reports are saying that the FDA retracted a test, but maintain that the outbreak is linked to the company, even tho the test itself was declared a false positive

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/20/cyclosporiasis-fda-taylor-farms-lettuce-false-positive.html

https://www.fda.gov/food/outbreaks-foodborne-illness/investigation-5-state-outbreak-cyclospora-illnesses-iceberg-lettuce-july-2026

It’s a singular sample that was declared false

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u/baileyjeanatmydoor 1d ago

Presidency for Sale!

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u/Yoen_Sontriss 1d ago

Almost like the republican party is a parasite. Interesting… but obvious.

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u/SimkinCA 1d ago

That turns into a crime really quickly

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u/Severe_Air_4353 1d ago

That’s the cookie crumbling.

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u/Vorpalthefox 1d ago

and maga will scream "but biden", or say "biden crime family", like biden did anything a tenth as corrupt as this

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u/wizzard419 1d ago

I want to see the trophy he presented king daddy with.

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u/stargarnet79 1d ago

So Montanans should be concerned with the trust me bro letters from Taylor farms taped to the cold cases at the store? Like I still haven’t opened the bag I bought today. I am torn.

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u/blac_sheep90 1d ago

This administration is wholly dishonest. The truth is their enemy.

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u/Content-Sun2928 1d ago

And zero mentions on r/Conservative

Well well well

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u/Random_ICE_Agent 1d ago

Only bribes can get you out of the butthole covid

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u/MrCarey 1d ago

Do Republicans who visit reddit get a completely different /r/all than I do? How do you come in, click this, and think "nah, doesn't seem weird at all, Trump is legit."

I mean, that's like every other post, but I just gotta wonder if they just don't even see what I see. You can't possibly be this fucking deluded without trying to be.

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u/b__lumenkraft 1d ago

Calling hundreds of tests all false positive is insane from the beginning.

Tells you something about the average IQ of US citizens that they think this lands.

And let me guarantee you one thing: It will land. even though the corruption is so obvious it is biting everyone in the fucking face, people will forget all about it. In 2 weeks, this topic is dead. Wanna bet?

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u/unfilteredhumor 1d ago

Trump is the most easily bribed person. Toss a little coin to your corrupted in chief and he will lie on your behalf.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 1d ago

They're gonna kill us all.

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u/Rolling_Beardo 1d ago

I miss the days when the bribes were at least somewhat secretly done.

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u/PieOk7626 1d ago

Revolt.

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u/Thialaz 1d ago

Hahahahahahaha God I can't take that shithole of a cou try seriousl at all.

You people living there are literally just trash in the eyes of corporations.

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u/Jolly_Pineapple_6491 1d ago

I came here to say that!

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u/gentlegreengiant 1d ago

Taylor farms is probably just a month or two away from announcing their new line of toilets for sale. Because reasons.

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u/mareum_ 1d ago

They’re giving a free alternative to Ozempic and you guys still complaining ? /s

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u/lkmbitch 1d ago

Is anyone really surprised by this

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u/ChakaCake 1d ago

If trump has to have uncontrollable diarrhea, everyone has to

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u/Ok_Pop_3285 1d ago

So now Taco Bell gives you explosive diarrhea Supreme?

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u/Clean_Collection_674 1d ago

Trump’s America.

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u/daledowns 1d ago

Are they still recalling product? Out of an over abundance of caution…

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u/Old_Win8422 1d ago

"It was a perfect meeting"

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u/Spike0667 1d ago

We are in a very corrupt timeline.

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u/dougs_46 1d ago

Nothing surprises me about fascit/felon 47 administration.

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u/stevenriley1 1d ago

BUT they’re still gonna pull the lettuce, even though it was a false positive.

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u/2ndSmrtestPersunEvar 1d ago

trump is always grifting!

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u/firethorne 1d ago

Enjoy the MAHA Blast menu at Taco Bell. 💩

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u/Bleezy79 1d ago

Fuck any and all companies that support fascist Trump. Most corrupt administration in history.

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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 1d ago

Does the FDA know anything about the Epstien files?

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u/Chester7833 1d ago

I wouldn’t be pissed if they owned up to it. Fix it and I wouldn’t have problems buying from them again. Now? Big nope.

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u/Rescuepets777 1d ago

But they're still going forward with the lettuce recall. 🧐🧐

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u/hexregeneration 1d ago

Hey at least woke is dead.

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u/homelessguydiet 1d ago

Who will be falsely blamed instead I wonder 🤔...

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u/Own_Reaction9442 1d ago

I'm just avoiding all iceberg lettuce going forward. It's the most flavorless of all salad greens anyway.

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u/Snoo93550 1d ago

Let me tell you about this red card.

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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 1d ago

I hope the CEO brought some lettuce to the White House, just to spice up those burgers.

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u/OGBFREE 1d ago

What’s wrong with a little shitz among friends…

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u/Yowdy_Bjorn 1d ago

no lettuce for me

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u/Linscotticus 1d ago

I wonder if the food companies will be mandated to keep their contracts with Taylor Farms.

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u/XenoDrake 1d ago

If you believe anything from this administration, you deserve everything that happens to you.

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u/Sludgehammer 1d ago

Haven't you heard our Secretary of Health's statements? Germs don't real! So how can eating poop covered lettuce make you sick?

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u/OogieBoogieInnocence 1d ago

The CDC is still saying they believe Taylor Farms Lettuce is linked to the outbreak, so don’t jump to conclusions yet

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u/Deadstick3135 1d ago

It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.