r/Pishlander • u/DambalaAyida • 1d ago
Callin' all ye would-be Jamies!
Feasgar math, ye great grand men o' the Highlands!
Have ye fallen in love with a possibly witchy, caught somewhere in time, Sassenachy-lassie? Do ye lack Willoughby charm, or the rugged good looks of a Murtaugh? Dinnae have the New World charm o' a cross-cultural Ian? Ain't got the manly scars of a proper Jamie? Yeer daft enough to hit on 20 when yeer playin' Black Jack? Can't write an impressive historical book, to be perfectly Frank, but ye still be wantin' to get yeer Lord John Carnal Knowledge on? Then all yee've got left is yeer attracted!
Ye well ken yee'll never win her bee-buzzin', herb-growin', time-travellin' heart iffin ye dinnae ken how to dress like a Real Man™!
Introducing Dinna Fashion, our new line of Jamie-approved, menswear from both sides o' the pond! Highland menswear and colonial American garb plenty so you can Sassattract the lassie who draws yeer gaze and yeer heart! Every outfit designed by our master tailor, Craig N. Doon, and made to order in our Forget Me Not workshop where it's always buzzin' busy like a beehive!
Free dram o' whiskey while we take yeer measurements! Order soon and get a complimentary dragonfly in amber brooch for yeer fair lassie, while supplies last!