r/physicsjokes 2d ago

In the future, schools may no longer have human teachers ...

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but they'll still have an anthropic principal!


r/physicsjokes 4d ago

Universal gravitational constant.

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lets just say my entire grade 12 university physics class never forgot that number😭😭😭


r/physicsjokes 7d ago

Schroedinger's Gameshow

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r/physicsjokes 10d ago

What did Schrodinger and curiosity have in common?

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They both killed the cat.


r/physicsjokes 19d ago

How did Alfred Nobel fuck up?

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He invented dynamite, thinking it would end war, which it didn't, and he took out his jealousy of his mathematician friend who slept with his wife on the entire mathematical community by not offering a Nobel Prize in math. He also didn't anticipate that Trump would steal the Nobel Peace Prize.


r/physicsjokes 21d ago

What would have happened if Sheldon had hooked up with Winnie?

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They would have formed a Cooper pair.


r/physicsjokes 24d ago

The Nobel Prize Committee

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r/physicsjokes Jun 09 '26

My dad wanted to tell you all a joke :-)

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To the given/accepted 'absolute' truths of Death and Taxes...... I wish to add another truth... that far exceedes these.... through both space.... and time.... The Second Law of Thermodynamics... S = K ln Q, Q = Ω₂/Ω₁ ... How random is that? :)))))


r/physicsjokes Jun 07 '26

What kind of school did Max Tegmark attend?

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A multiversity.


r/physicsjokes Jun 02 '26

What elementary particle makes up humanity?

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A person.


r/physicsjokes May 30 '26

What do quarks use to post messages?

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Gluons.


r/physicsjokes May 24 '26

Studying physics...

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What's the point of studying physics if I don't understand so sleeping is the better option ..


r/physicsjokes May 22 '26

This one on Higgs Boson

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The priest says, "you cannot be here!"

Higgs Boson says, "but without me how can you have mass!"


r/physicsjokes May 22 '26

What made Wolfgang Pauli so smart?

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He went to a very tough school with an exclusion principal.


r/physicsjokes May 14 '26

How lucky i am to have a gf who doesnt know what time travel is ?

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Imagine the absolute goldmine of a scenario where your girl has never even heard of time travel and has zero clue what the multiverse is. As a physics enthusiast, this is the ultimate blank canvas. You get to be the one to introduce her to the mind-bending beauty of science, watch her brain melt a little bit, and completely blow her mind from scratch. You are absolutely about to cook.


r/physicsjokes May 11 '26

Schrödinger’s boobies

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Say you’re a one eyed pirate. You want to sneak a cheeky glance at another pirates wife’s boobies, yet risk loosing an eye if he catches your eye grazing on his pasture. How can one be sure that he’s not looking when you are looking at the boobies. You look back to check and he’s not, but he very well could have noticed when you had been looking.


r/physicsjokes May 10 '26

Did you hear about the new biography of Terence Tao?

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It's called The Tao of Mathematics.


r/physicsjokes May 07 '26

Why is physics so important?

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It concerns what matter's.


r/physicsjokes May 04 '26

What types of graphs are the most useful for research presentations?

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log-log


r/physicsjokes May 03 '26

when the

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r/physicsjokes May 03 '26

did I get it right? as a political compass but as a parody for each section of its own?

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and no, real politics do not influence the chart itself, its more of like a parody of the political chart, except each sect is apart of a framework of its own, you could say.


r/physicsjokes Apr 17 '26

What motivated the Curies to study radioactivity?

9 Upvotes

They were Curie-ous about it.


r/physicsjokes Apr 15 '26

Have you ever heard of a, “Matterdaddy?”

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“What’s a matter, daddy?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


r/physicsjokes Apr 13 '26

Why wouldn’t that work?

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r/physicsjokes Apr 11 '26

Why is electrolysis illegal

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It involves a salt and battery