r/NotMyJob • u/Zak7062 • 11d ago

Stop | | this?

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u/poploppege 11d ago

King Solomon

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u/Marieofthesea 11d ago

Lmao 😭

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u/Verbindungsfehle 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3DmDANh1VZk1ED8hs

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u/poploppege 9d ago

There was a story about ancient times where 2 women in a kingdom both claimed a baby was theirs so they went to the king and the king suggested cutting the baby in half and giving both women one half of the baby. And the fake mom was fine with it and the real mom was not. And king solomon was like aha a real mom would never be okay with cutting a baby in half that means that one is the mother. Its supposed to show he is wise but its honestly really dumb

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u/havron 9d ago

I have never understood why the fake mom would even want half a baby.

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u/poploppege 8d ago

Me either was it different back then or something

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u/Verbindungsfehle 9d ago

Ahhhh yes, ty

I think I did hear/read that before, I guess I just didn't remember the king's name and couldn't connect the dots.

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u/seth1299 11d ago

Elite baller knowledge

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u/Jerseyd422 7d ago

It was only that one time

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u/silloki 11d ago

That baby has been told to stop that and is distraught by the audacity

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u/W-h3x 11d ago

I agree.
They should stop that.

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u/Biggrunt 11d ago

Always someone splitting families apart.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 10d ago

Like each family member in half?

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u/Kichigai 10d ago

That's how you get the average 1.5 children.

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u/Thebiginfinity 11d ago

Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine

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u/SpeedBlitzX 10d ago

Stop cutting the pic of the baby in half?

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u/SpaceStethoscope 10d ago

Stop Solomon?

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u/sinskins 11d ago

Yes. They should stop chopping babies in half. (And posters lol)

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u/Capuccini 11d ago

Vertical canadian

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u/SapphicGarnet 8d ago

What is the poster actually trying to say or advertise?

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u/DragonBoyfriend 6d ago

It's showing a baby and asking whether or not we should stop this. I think it's pretty obvious /jk

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u/GeorgeWPS2T 10d ago

Anime character: touches the handle of his catana The bebe:

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u/rmay14444 9d ago

splitting a baby is bad for it.

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u/Jerseyd422 7d ago

King Solomon: I feel called out

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u/Fearless_Choice709 10d ago

So.. horizontal?

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u/BootsOfProwess 10d ago

I dont like babies either...

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u/edamlambert 11d ago

•__•

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u/Asterus_Rahuyo 10d ago

👁️| |👁️

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u/13thmurder 8d ago

Is this a a pro-abortion ad, or an anti-abortion ad?

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 4d ago

Possibly neither :0

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u/13thmurder 4d ago

Perhaps a protest against King Solomon?