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u/Afraid_Gur2081 15d ago
The law of nature , lick and be licked.
wait no that sounds kinda bad
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u/Kerman_n 15d ago
Didn't you ment 🇷🇺🇱🇪🇸 🇴🇫 🇳🇦🇹🇺🇷🇪
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u/zydkutas5 15d ago
And they run when the sun comes up
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u/Xavbirb 15d ago
With their lives on the line!
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u/AmiiboPuff 15d ago edited 15d ago
As a cat owner, I can say this with full honestly:
She's just like me fr fr.
We try the wild idea once, we hate it, the cat hates it and never happens again.
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u/VixenintheSkye 15d ago edited 14d ago
Our cat loves licking noses, faces, eyeballs, hands. Moment I try to lick her face she's crunching that neck to avoid it like her personal bubble went into repel mode.
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u/Sudden-Farm2457 11d ago
Well in cats body language licking someone means owning them I think. And if I'm not wrong bunnies think that they own you if you're licking them
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u/PhantomHylian 15d ago
I think it's cause they just somehow instinctively know that unlike their saliva our saliva doesn't have the stuff their coats needs
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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 15d ago
I have a beard, so I pretend I lick my cat with my beard. She likes it.
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u/ToughCondition2376 15d ago
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u/klodo_alda 15d ago
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u/Work_the_shaft 14d ago
I just got my first cat about 2 months ago. This is her. This comic is about her
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u/Waluigi_Boi 15d ago
This cat has been through a lot lately
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u/LostVanya 14d ago
Elise is lucky Mimi reading yuri didn't lead to getting new forms of attention she would probably not hope for.
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u/Careful-Positive-710 14d ago
Reminds me of when my childhood cat bit me, so I bit him back. We were chill after that.
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u/kirin_liu 14d ago
I've tried this before and I learned that this absolutely DEFUSES my cat. He'll be acting angry or playing too rough and a couple licks on the face later he'll be like "oh I guess we're okay now".
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u/Emanuel2020b 15d ago
Ummm... Is it weird that I did this to my cat? Well... only once. No wonder why they puke fur balls.
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u/Ancient_Presence 15d ago edited 15d ago
Eh, to me it feels like a weird thing to do, but it seems common enough for companies to produce tiny textured rubber brushes,
you can wrap over your tongue, so you get less hair in your mouth.Edit: I guess these are actually just brushes you hold with your mouth, so quite different to what I thought.
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u/100_Donuts 15d ago
Cats are delicious. Especially a jar a smashed cat? Buddy! Spreadable edible cat, feline flufferbutter, or as we, immature so we were, called it, pussy pâté was all the rage in lunchrooms back in the day. Remember? Some kids were smoothers, thinning their pussy pâté to a runny sort of cat syrup, bright pink and me-WOW did it have a delicate little soft-stepping flavor to it, a nuance, a curiosity for the learning tongue to play with. A virginal timidness, if you will. The thin stuff was for the lame kids though. Nerd-mo-trons we called them back in the day, though I recognize now how horribly Tronsphobic that term is, but ya know what? I ain't apologizing for my past self! Kid, ya did alright. And kid? Yeah? How'd you like to horf your pussy pâté, again? Oh, gee mister, I liked it chunky and spunky. Tomcat style, baby! Ooh, maybe just a few blends to keep it gristly, with fat, bone, and cartilage squeaking in my teeth and squirting through my braces! A little mustard, a couple pickles, peanutbutter on the opposite side and boi-oi-oing! That was the way to eat a feline flufferbutternutter! Golly gee hoo ha! And that's the way I had 'em, but why'd we stop spreading cats? Anyone know the reason? Just all of a sudden I look around as a full grown man with the penis to match and no one is spreading cat anymore. What gives? I haven't had a spoonful pussy pâté in ages, about fifteen ages, that is, if we're saying a single age is one zip around the sun. No pussy pâté in that long. Insane. Haven't even seen it on TV. I'm glad you said something about it, because it brings back some good times and awkward boners. Not about the cats. Just as a boy in junior high. Always with the boners. Not pussy pâté induced boners, mind you. That'd be weird. That's for eating. The pussy pâté is for eating, that is. Well, a girl could eat my boner blow job style though, that'd be just fine. ;) Ladies?
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u/Zombieemperor 15d ago
mimi is a yuri enjoying litteral cat woman, neet
i like her more now, she commits to the bit
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u/cynnahbun The Bestest Mod 15d ago
mimi why....