I like what I likes.

2010 MMPR revision doesnt count because it was made because Bandai. Disney want to end Power Rangers after RPM but Bandai forced Disney to rerun MMPR because Bandai want to sell new Power Rangers toys.

Mighty morphing power rangers is an American super hero television program that premiered on August 28th, 1993 on fox kids. it tells the story of a team of superheroes: Jason, Billy, Zack, Trini, and Kimberly (and later tommy, starting with episode 21) are the power rangers, a group of crime fighting teenagers picked by a giant floating head named zordon. when Zordon told his robotic companion, alpha, to recruit the power rangers, his exact words were "recruit a team of teenagers with attitude". "attitude" is the understatement of the century. it doesn't even begin to describe what these sociopaths are capable of.

everything was going good for the rangers. they were at the height of their popularity. then, something unexpected happened. three of the rangers, Jason, Zack and Trini, abruptly leave after being randomly picked for a "peace conference", a made up story that is about as believable as Mitch Mconnell's words. whenever a company suddenly lays off half it's employees, you know something is up. in reality, Jason was caught stealing bootleg merchandise from some show called Kyoryu sentai Zyuranger, and selling it on the black market. using his position as a super hero, he claimed all the money came from donations from his fake charity so he could write it all off when he did his taxes. when the other rangers found out about it, Jason snapped, KILLING zack and Trini in cold blood! he then fled from the command center, and wasn't heard from again for years.

the other rangers couldn't let the public find out about this. it would ruin their image! thinking fast, they made up the fake Peace conference story and the very same day they recruited 3 "ninjas" to replace their former companions. sure, over rated anime series like "naruto" may lead you to believe ninjas are like super heroes, but much like everything Mitch Mcconnel has ever said, it's all LIES! ninjas are mercenaries! assassins! killers for hire! and as part of their new contract, replacement rangers Rocky, adam, and Aisha would keep quiet about certain unfortunate events that transpired prior to their arrival.

and with that, everyone was fooled. most people never seemed to realize the rangers were replaced. Jason? who's that? doesn't matter, Rocky is your friend now. unfortunately for the rangers, this was just the beginning. sometime near season three, Tommy and Kimberly would break up, causing Kimberly to leave the team. see, this is why you never date coworkers, it's terrible idea. Kimberly would end up with Eugene Skullovitch, commonly referred to as "skull", and later give birth to Spike Skullovitch sometime before power rangers samurai. as for Aisha, she would leave the team for. . . time travel reasons. hey, it's a kids show, I never said the writing was great. Aisha would be replaced by an illegal immigrant named Tanya.

but what would happen to Jason, you ask? well he traded his red t-rex helmet for a hockey mask, and became a notorious, teenage murdering serial killer. after starring in some increasingly awful non fiction horror movies, Jason would be captured and put on trial. however, this whole trial was a sham, just like Mitch Mconnel's career. despite being as guilty as OJ Simpson, Jason was found not guilty. Tommy would later find Jason wondering around the desert somewhere in Nevada, and invited him to rejoin the team. horrible idea, right? well, in a shocking twist, turns out Tommy and Jason were in on it together the whole time! all those money laundering scams Jason was doing, Tommy was helping him! unbelievable!

Billy, being the only other remaining member from the original team, was furious! at this point, billy had lost his powers. this new team was powered by something called a "zeo crystal" (which is probably code for meth), and there were only five of them. several episodes later, the gold ranger powers just happen to fall into their lap, and tommy chooses to give them to disgraced former ranger turned cold blooded murderer JASON! Billy could not let this go. in protest, Billy turned into an old man and then left the earth so he could marry an alien (again, the writing isn't great).

but Jason wasn't done killing. Rocky, originally chosen to be Jason's replacement, would get injured in a boxing accident. except it was no accident, the whole thing was a set up! Jason wanted rocky gone. needing a replacement, Tommy and the other rangers would Kidnap a minor and force him to drive a car without a license. but Jason STILL wasn't done! after getting high on all the Zeo crystals, Jason would go to a volcano and beat the ever-loving crap out of tommy. this was the last straw; Jason would be kicked off the team for good.

the rangers tried to act like nothing happened, going about their daily business. but they couldn't escape their crimes forever. everything was revealed to the public in a documentary film called "Turbo: a power rangers movie". the people got to see the power rangers for who they were; a bunch of greedy, backstabbing, drug dealing mercenaries. soon after, the rangers did something that Mitch Mconnel would have done years ago if he were a decent human being; they resigned. within minutes, all of the power rangers were cancelled on twitter and replaced with someone else (except for the kid, he got to stay). sadly, this new ranger team wouldn't last long, as they all died tragically after being baked into a giant pizza.

where can you find the rangers now? well, all of them are either in Jail, dead, or worse: in New Zealand. let this be a lesson to all you future super heroes out there: don't do drugs, don't commit tax fraud, and most importantly, don't be like Mitch Mcconnell.

I got way too excited by this idea of a joke. Surely this has been done before.

He wasnt the only "Guest Star" but he was the only one that wasnt anime-esque.

Goldar was also there,so figured i could include him in the mockup.

Mr. Beast: Every time they defeat a monster, I'll give them a chance to make him or her giant for Round 2 with their Zords. If they defeat the giant version, I'll add $10,000 to their current cash prize!

Not sure if this goes here but this gave me a good laugh. How many people looked up zordon in the bible for it to be the very first suggestion after what I was trying to look up? Oh yeah zordon was definitely in the bible. For sure. 😆 🤣 disclaimer: not trying to say anything about religion or what mine is this is just to give a laugh cause zordon is obviously not a person in the bible.

I know the show would be costly to remake, but thought this would be cool.

I created the Intro song below.

https://suno.com/song/e0369d25-70db-4f57-9620-17643ff68f96?sh=YYEsN4oguFpAP24d

I think Blue Centurion needs a comeback. Does he fit in this season?