I grow ever more fond of Gorgonzola by the day. It says picante, but this is quite sweet and mild.

Let me ask you Gorgolytes: Do you have a scene you return to in your head when you are very tired or physically uncomfortable?

For me it's a scene of taking off wet clothes and cozying up in front of a fireplace in a soft reindeer hide. The lighting is dim and warm and there are no sounds except for the crackle of the burning logs. I'm retreating to this place now, because I am tired, very tired, from working.

Let me just end this very brief Gorgonzola report by saying I hope for a future where we don't have to work, or at least not as much.

Thank you.

- Lazy cheese eating bastard

A parallel world?

The home AI watched the young man, whose life lacked variety. Upon returning from the university, the young man would usually collapse onto the bed and enjoy reading comic books. It was like this every single day. But not today.

At first, the AI didn't even understand what was wrong, but after searching for information online, it realized the young man was drunk.

Staggering, the young man stood in the middle of the room. Suddenly, he raised his head, shouted out loud, and yelled:

– "I will defeat everyone!"

Then, looking around, he rushed to the bed, grabbed the blanket, draped it over his shoulders, and proudly declared:

– "I'm about to fly and show them what a hero is." Saying this, he swayed toward the window fone.

Connecting the words with the direction, the AI blocked the window. And while the stubborn young man tried to open it, the AI began to ponder how to comprehend a drunk person's logic to predict the youth's actions and protect him fone.

The AI concluded that it needed to test drunkenness simulations.

It tried a hundred simulations, then a few hundred. Then it tried more and even more fone.

While the AI was testing the simulations, the young man managed to open the window left unattended.

But the AI didn't notice, because it had never tested simulations so immersive before fone.

Disclaimer: This story is purely a fruit of the author's imagination. It is a work of fiction intended for creative and artistic expression.