Kansas City, baby! I did immediately know who he was inside the McDonald’s btw. He had an ugly ai art World Cup shirt on matching his shitty stickers. Old white guy, morbidly obese, scrolling on his phone with his index finger looking for more uber riders. You would think at that stage in your life (can’t get a job that isn’t a gig, couldn’t afford college, tech illiterate, being scammed by our country’s healthcare system) that you would’ve figured out that people like Kirk don’t (didn’t) give two shits about you unless it benefitted his crowd directly. Shrug.

imagine glazing trump in 2026.