The Journal of Immaterial Science

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 4d ago

Immaterial Science J. Immat. Sci. Just turned 5. Thanks for sticking with us through half a decade of scientific bullshit folks! One of our repeat authors wrote us this charming paper to mark the occasion.

179 Upvotes

J. Immat. Sci. Just turned 5. Thanks for sticking with us through half a decade of scientific bullshit folks! One of our repeat authors wrote us this charming paper to mark the occasion.

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • 5d ago

JABDE A-Tier Athletes: Olympic Gold May be a Name Away

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19 Upvotes

https://jabde.com/2026/07/16/a-tier-athletes-olympic-gold-may-be-a-name-away/

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 11d ago

Immaterial Science After a great deal of study and analysis, we have come to the unanimous conclusion that bacteriophages are probably from Mars.

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102 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/phages

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • 15d ago

JABDE 2026-2027 Super El Niño Climate Modelling

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43 Upvotes

Webview: https://jabde.com/2026/07/07/2026-2027-super-el-nino-climate-modelling/

PDF: https://jabde.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/SuperElNino-1.pdf

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 18d ago

Immaterial Science This paper discloses a novel treatment for people with blood clotting disorders: connect the patient to a fusion reactor and infuse ionic plasma directly into their circulatory system.

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79 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/Plasma-GS3.pdf

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 26d ago

Immaterial Science Principia Sociodynamica: The Three Laws of Conservation of Blame

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45 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/Principia-Sociodynamica-GS.pdf

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 21 '26

Immaterial Science The 1850 Baseline is Scientifically Settled Forever: Deficit Spending is the Only Force Capable of Cooling the Planet

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27 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/1850climate

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/dbqpdb • Jun 20 '26

[Local Politics] Microplastics are people too!!

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58 Upvotes

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 18 '26

JABDE YAMNET-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection

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85 Upvotes

https://jabde.com/2026/06/18/yamnet-based-transfer-learning-for-baby-noise-classification-and-poop-detection/

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 14 '26

Immaterial Science A beer-reviewer’s report on last week’s paper (which was concerned with the quantum underpinnings of the “Fuck Around - Find Out” relationship).

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97 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/Fuck-Around-Review.pdf

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 11 '26

Solved: Optimisation Problem for the Ideal Orgy. Dibs on the Fields Medal

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147 Upvotes

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/dbqpdb • Jun 10 '26

ArxivFind Benzodiazepines Are Quantum Raisins

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120 Upvotes

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 06 '26

ArxivFind If LLMs Have Human-Like Attributes, Then So Does Age of Empires II

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373 Upvotes

https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.31514

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 06 '26

Immaterial Science Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context

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191 Upvotes

Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/fuckaround

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 31 '26

Putting Bugs in Your Data Center Might Actually be a Good Idea

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231 Upvotes

Submitted by u/Zaiush https://marksilberstein.ece.technion.ac.il/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Putting_Bugs_in_Your_DC_Might_Actually_be_a_Good_Idea_WACI.pdf

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • May 30 '26

Immaterial Science Repeatedly Asking Chatbots “Does She Like Me Back?” Gives Them Generalized Anxiety Disorders

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293 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/Chatbots-GS.pdf

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 21 '26

Real Article In Nature, violin plots must have a flared base

111 Upvotes

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-026-02474-9.pdf

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/Bavarianscience • May 20 '26

With the Google AI poisoned, some of this stuff might even make it into (other) reputable journals

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338 Upvotes

The third one has especially good chances of ending up in a theology paper.

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 19 '26

JABDE We did it everyone, we have poisoned AI training data with our joke papers

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1.1k Upvotes

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/MellemStolen • May 19 '26

ThermoFisher caught photoshopping Western blot

209 Upvotes

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • May 09 '26

Immaterial Science The Bibliographic Event Horizon: A Study on the Gravitational Pull of [1]

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124 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/citations

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 05 '26

JABDE Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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116 Upvotes

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 04 '26

ArxivFind Morphogenesis of cheese flowers through scraping

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49 Upvotes

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • May 04 '26

Immaterial Science Synthesis, Properties, and Future Prospects for Stayawake Juice

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38 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/stayawakejuice

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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Apr 28 '26

Immaterial Science A Quantitative Study on Dice Roll Performance after the Implementation of Corporal Dice Punishments

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163 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/dicejail

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