The caravan came to an abrupt halt at last after a day of exhausting travel. The campfire crackled, and from within the noble carriage, shouts could be heard.
"I demanded the biggest, baddest, most noble and hardened warriors in the realm, and THIS is what I get? A couple of… ugh! I can't even begin to express my—"
She shouted at her guard captain, a noble knight born of high blood, clad in glinting silvery armour. Out of nothingness, thin air no less, from an indented cushion next to her, on the opposite side, a voice came.
"Pardon me, my lady. But three, three guards, not a couple."
She did not look away from the guard captain. In her mind, it was him who replied.
"I KNOW what a 'couple' means, Sir!"
The guard's eyes shot wide open, and his gaze panned past her, to the other side.
"Uhm, my lady? It wasn't—"
He protested, but she just huffed.
"Leave me!"
She demanded. The guard captain tried to protest:
"But my lady, I cannot leave you alo—"
But she cut him off mid-sentence by slamming the door to the carriage shut. As she leaned back, a sigh escaped her lips.
"Ugh, I can't believe this incompetence. Doesn't he know that this journey is of utmost importance?"
She complained to herself.
"Right?"
The Nothingness across from her replied.
"The insolence is unbelievable."
"Indeed." She replied and then paused.
It hit her at last. It was not the guard captain replying to her earlier; it was something else. She sprang up, swung the door open and leapt out of the carriage in a leap of faith accompanied by a shrill of pure terror. Midfall, she found herself grasped from behind by the back of her dress and in the cold embrace of someone else.
"My my! You smell DELICIOUS." The voice whispered quietly into her ear.
She felt a breath against her neck, but it was not warm. From behind she felt whatever was holding her dress pull hard, ripping her out of the arms of whoever dared lay their hands on her. Another shrill echoed through the camp. The guard captain rushed to his lady's carriage to find her sitting on the steps, terror painted across her face, a vampire standing in front of her with a sly smirk on his face, and nothing in the carriage behind her.
"Stand down."
The captain ordered, hand firmly gripping the handle of his sword. The vampire turned to glance at him, his blonde hair swaying and glistening in the silvery moon's light.
"Or what? Gonna stake me? I like it RAW, still dripping blood. The steak that is"
The vampire mocked with a sly grin, turning fabulously toward the guard.
"She's much too skinny; her blood is probably as rotten as her entire family's is. Nobles, contrary to popular belief, taste AWFUL."
From within the carriage, the Nothingness spoke again. His voice was soft, collected, and slightly disinterested.
"He might have a point, though I do advise against 'staking' him; he might enjoy that too much. Anyways, uhm, miss? If you don't mind, I'd like to go grab some food."
The nothingness requested, softly tapping the noblewoman sitting on the steps of the carriage, who was utterly perplexed.
"How… dare you!? Rotten? I demand retribution! Captain, behead the foul beast for his harsh words. I find him to be unworthy of my company."
She demanded, ignoring the nothingness behind her that was, by now, impatiently and repeatedly tapping her shoulder. Its soft voice almost resembled demanding mewls.
"Please? Please let me pass. I beg of you, please let me out of here. I really need to pee. I'm hungry and starving! I spent the entire day in this carriage; my legs are almost numb from sitting."
By the campfire, in the flickering light of the flame, sat a massive, bipedal beast straight out of nightmares. His fangs glistened in the moonlight. His claws tore the hunk of meat before him to shreds. His nostrils flared as he sniffed whether the steak was cooked or not. Unlike the vampire, he did not like it raw. He reached over the red-hot skillet and turned the steak over. The meat sizzled and the vampire screamed as if he got staked for real.
"NOOOOO! YOU RUINED IT! MY PRECIOUS!"
In a blink of an eye, the vampire stood behind the werewolf.
"Bloody awful! It's well done now. You foul creature, you ruined a perfect steak I hunted for us."
"Your fault for being distracted."
The werewolf growled rather than spoke.
"You, you slobbering, flea-ridden disgrace of a bloodline! I've seen better breeding in a gutter rat."
The vampire unloaded the richness of his dictionary at the beast that simply flicked his ears, ignoring the insults as he reached over the raging flame, stuck a claw through the steak and lifted it off the pan. His nostrils flared as he inhaled the scent of a well-done steak. His fangs parted as he leaned in to take a chomp. Saliva dribbled off the corner of his mouth. Hungry and vicious, he was eager to take a bite, but just then, a shrill sound echoed through the camp, making him wince in discomfort. It was ear-piercing:
"AAAAA! WHY IS EVERYBODY IGNORING ME!?"
The noblewoman shouted. A nervous whisper came from behind her.
"My lady? If I may! I-I beg your pardon, but if anything, you're the one ignoring me!? Please, I really REALLY need you to get off those steps."
"Silence, figment of my imagination! How DARE you!?"
She glanced over her shoulder at nothingness behind her.
"Do not demand anything of me! I do as 'I' please."
The voice behind her whimpered:
"Awh, that's…that's just rude. Nobody's ever called me such an insult before."
She ignored it and then finally rose, storming impatiently toward the campfire.
At the campfire, the lady stopped abruptly. She looked down at the salivating werewolf who was frozen with his jaw agape, eager to take a bite. She glanced down at the juicy steak hanging off his claws. In what seemed like an instant, she was holding the steak on a fork, examining it to ensure it had not been tainted by the beast's drool before bringing it down and taking a bite.
A loud gulp came from the werewolf as his wide, round eyes blinked in confusion. A low whimper followed a moment later. The werewolf felt a cold hand on the nape of his neck, gently stroking his rough fur.
"Oh? Don't sulk, pup; it's unbecoming. Here, let me stroke that wounded little ego of yours. There, there. Now you know precisely how 'I' felt, and I must say, watching you suffer for it is doing wonders for my evening. Thank you."
The vampire addressed the woman who heeded him no attention as she continued to devour the steak.
CHAPTER TWO
All was quiet that night, only rhythmic breaths and soft whimpers.
"She called me a figment of her imagination. Can you imagine that?"
The nothingness sitting on a tree stump spoke.
"She took my steak." The werewolf murmured.
"My dear companions. Please stop! Watching you wallow is easily the finest form of entertainment; my immortal heart can only take so much joy!"
The werewolf's fur rose as a branch snapped in the forest. His nostrils flared as he rose to his full height, then hunched forth, sniffing the air.
"I smell—" he began but was abruptly interrupted.
"A meal!"
The vampire finished his words and disappeared into the darkness of the forest.
The next morning the company set out again. The man who was a furious beast the night before now looked ordinary, if only vaguely resembling a dishevelled, unwashed dog with his unkept hair and untrimmed beard. He trotted along the carriage on his horse. Atop the carriage a coffin lay; within it the vampire slept. The unseen one remained unseen. He could be anywhere. The wolf noticed the curtain pulled aside and her curious gaze examining him. It wandered up and down. He was anything but interesting.
"My lady?"
A voice came from the other side of the carriage. She shifted there.
"There's a spot just up ahead that'd serve well to refill waterskins and let the horses drink." The guard captain reported.
"Well enough, let us rest for a while."
She kicked at the nothingness in front of her without breaking stride. A pained shriek confirmed she'd found her mark.
"Heard that? Stretch a bit so you don't complain about your legs falling numb from sitting so much, you pansy."
Under a tree, in the shade, the dishevelled man lay. The lady approached him without a single regard for her own safety. As she walked closer, the wind blew, knocking an acorn off the shelf. A soft 'thwonk' came from her as the acorn impacted her head square on.
"Ouch!" She complained.
"Serves you right, wandering about without your guards," the man replied.
"Hmph! I'll have you know, I am guarded! My… apparent imagination seems to always be nearby! And you are here too."
The man lazily opened one eye, squinting at her.
"You do know how werewolves work, right? During the day I'm just a dude, sleeping under a tree usually. Good thing you've got a few knights to keep you safe though." She glanced around.
"You 'will' protect me if I am in danger, though, right?"
"Depends. If it's from an angry squirrel? Not. I'm a wolf, not a cat," he yawned and turned over onto his side.
"Hmph," she huffed.
He heard a soft shuffle as she cleared away some pebbles under the tree and then sat down beside him.
"The steak last night was lovely, by the way." She commented in a desperate attempt to gain even a grain of his attention.
"The one you stole? I'm sure it was. It smelt incredible; too bad I never got to savour it."
"Yeah, well. Ahem. You served me well, the dinner! You served me a well-made dinner, so for that I'll reward you accordingly, yes."
She hesitated, unsure what exactly a werewolf might demand or expect.
"How about a… house?"
The man let out a soft chuckle.
"A doghouse? How sweet of you. Why don't you offer me a collar too?"
He suddenly sat up and half-turned toward her.
"Keep the house and collar. Rather, tell me the truth: why ARE we here?"
"Well, if you'll notice, the horses are drinking, and the men are refilling their water supplies." A voice came from Nothingness next to them.
"HUSH!"
The lady snapped at the source of voice, at the Nothing that seemingly stood next to her.
"My silly imagination has no manners. But it speaks the truth. We are here to rest and replenish the water supplies."
The werewolf squinted at her, his eyes morphing, their colours changing into two beastly ambers.
"No, I saw what I saw last night or, rather, didn't. When I'm in my beast form, nothing, not even a vampire, is too fast for me. Yet your movement was. You were there and suddenly weren't, and then suddenly you were holding the stake. It's as if you went back in time to pluck it off the skillet before I could."
Her eyes widened. She looked away hastily.
"That was just a figment of 'your' imagination."
"Was it?"
He was not asking. He leaned closer, his nostrils flaring, and for a moment she smelt like fear instead of perfume.
"Three of the finest warriors in the land, two hundred kilometres, for a wedding? At a beach house? Hah." A short laugh followed.
"I don't buy fairy tales, my lady. Not after what you showed me."
She hesitated, like a thief caught red-handed. She shuffled uncomfortably, then planted her palms firmly on the ground beneath and pushed herself up.
"I-I best be going. We'll be departing momentarily."
As she began to stand up, his hand reached up to her and gently, but firmly, gripped her wrist and pulled her back down. She froze, her wrist still held hostage by his firm, yet gentle grasp. She looked at him properly for once. Her gaze wandered over his dishevelled face and his stern gaze. His eyes were still beastly and amber in colour; they were watching her every move, every minuscule twitch. Her perfect, noble, untouchable, high-born lady mask slipped for a blink.
For the briefest of moments, she was no ordinary high-born; she was something else. A girl that was determined to achieve something impossible. She caught her breath, and the mask returned.
"Let go of me," she demanded, but her voice did not yet carry the authority she had been showing before.
"Not until you tell me the truth," the man replied.
His grip did not loosen, nor did it tighten.
"I've been watching you since we set out, and I'm growing tired of trying to pluck out the truth in between your masquerade."
She gasped, recoiling ever so slightly, but then, realising her act had been discovered, she let out a soft sigh:
"Very well, you've caught me. My name is Natasha, I am a—" she paused.
"A witch. My father, wizard of the court, was murdered by the king, who stole his powers and turned himself into a dragon. Greedy bastard."
The man smiled at last and released his grip, but his beastly eyes remained glued to hers.
"Revenge?" he queried.
"Do you wish us to slay the king?"
She shook her head.
"No. The golden dragon in which he turned is an immortal god-like creature that we, mortals, stand no chance against."
"Ehm, pardon me, my lady, but I beg to differ. We quite literally have an immortal bastard, I mean vampire, in this company. Ehm, so your statement isn't entirely accurate," the nothingness protested, but she ignored him.
"Then why are we here?" The werewolf queried again.
"To escort me to a beach house. What? Do you think I lied about 'everything'? A good lie must have some truth in it to be believable." She winked.
"I see. But why?" the man asked again.
"It's a spell." She said it like that settled the matter.
He waited. She sat silently. He just kept waiting. There was no rush; he could spend the entire day waiting. In fact, he would prefer that.
"Fine… It’s a spell of time rewind. I get only one chance at it, so I can’t allow ‘anything’ to interrupt it.”
“Mhmm, and why this trip?”
“The spell’s effect is correlational to the distance travelled since the beginning of the spell. It’s a ritual, rather, one that requires me to travel a distance before completing it. For instance, if I activate it in one room and walk to another, and the time will unwind a few minutes at best. Pretty worthless and requires a significant time investment,” Natasha continued.
“I see, so you’re charging it?” She thought for a moment. “Well—more like winding a spring or pulling back a rubber band.”
“How far back does a week on the road buy you?”
"Far enough. When I learned of my father’s fate, it had been a week since his passing. And by the time I found the right spell, another three had passed. I needed a very, and I mean very, long road trip.” She spread her hands out and looked around.
“So, here we are.”
The man tilted his head to the side like a puppy, listening.
"I see," he replied at last.
His expression shifted back to neutral.
"Time travel and witches, neat," he replied in a half-mumble and flopped back down.
"What? That's it?" Natasha protested.
"You're not going to rally everyone to hurry along? Or tell me how amazing I am?"
The werewolf let out a slow yawn:
"Well. We'll get there. As for amazing? Debatable. One such amazing 'thing' turned me into what I am, so I hardly have much desire to marvel at your kind. Wake me when they are ready to head out."
From the coffin atop the carriage, a sassy voice mumbled:
“Oh joy! We are the heroes who save the kingdom. How delightful! Exactly what I wanted to do with my life: be the force that winds back the springs of time.”
CHAPTER THREE
The beach house was not at all what they expected. It was indeed a house of sorts. Roaming around it were all manners of witches. A few were sunbathing on the roof of the small shack-looking cabin. Some were in the water splashing around. Some roamed the beach, impatiently awaiting the arrival of the one.
"Let me guess, it's not, in fact, a wedding we're attending." The Nothingness spoke in his usual sassy, observational manner.
"No, I shouldn't think so. It looks more like a witches' sabbath than a wedding to me," the werewolf replied, squinting at the shack.
"I don't like witches," commented the Nothingness.
"They call me a figment of their imagination. Seriously, is it common for them to have an alter ego that talks to them or something?"
The werewolf, in his man-form, looked to his left at absolutely nothing and then shrugged.
As the sun began to set, the coffin began to stir. The time was running short, and it was that night that the ritual had to be completed. Witches gathered at that specific hut to assist in the completion of the spell so powerful that it could topple the very gods of this world.
The party neared the hut. The witches in the water made their way out. Two of the three witches on the roof made their way down; the third one remained there for a while longer, for only bones were left of her. The sun was perhaps a little too hot for her. The lid of the coffin cracked open and then flew off. The vampire sat up and stretched.
"Ah! Sunset, my beloved."
As he climbed out of the coffin and brushed off the dirt from his coat, he glanced at the nearing beach hut and recoiled.
"Oh my! A witch sabbath? How quaint! Colour me surprised, but please, no frog turning and no hexes; they take weeks to wash off."
The carriage came to a halt just outside the door. More and more witches entered the hut, leaving only a couple outside. Natasha stepped toward the door, two guards flanking her on either side. Silent as the night, following her. An older hag met her by the door:
"So, you came, deary. Excellent. I see you've got quite a mighty escort. Good, but you all will have to wait out here."
Her cold gaze flicked between the company. A werewolf hunched over behind the carriage, trying to stay out of sight of witches. A nothingness that stood behind the guards, trying to sneak in unspotted. And then the vampire who proudly stood atop the carriage, looking down at everything and everyone like he owned this world.
"Aww, man. Well, it was worth a try," the nothingness said, turning and walking away, sulking. Only distancing steps can be seen in the sand.
"Fine by me; less witch stench to deal with," the werewolf groaned.
He then flopped over and cozied himself up on the sand. A relief sigh came from him a moment later as he got comfy.
"Oh really? Thank the gods! I was beginning to dread having to meet so many witches and having to convince them that I would, in fact, not make a pretty frog or a cat. Do call me if anything catches fire though; I know your kind isn't too fond of flames."
Natasha stepped past the threshold, and just for a moment, the vampire caught a glimpse of the interior. It was an enormous space with dozens of witches forming circles around the magical circles on the ground. The door shut behind her with a soft and final click, and silence befell the world.
There was no chatter and no witches. Just sand and the gentle waves. Brief moments of peaceful silence passed in a blink, and a new sound rose over the gentle waves. Soft, rhythmic, and growing louder. Wings. Distant, but nearing swiftly.
"Arise, my comrades; we've got company, and it's ugly," the vampire's voice cut through the air like a knife.
"I know," growled the werewolf in response.
"I've known for a long time; I just chose to rest while I could enjoy the peace and not listen to your voice."
A massive silhouette split the night sky, growing by the second until it eclipsed the moon entirely. Its wings gave one final, thunderous beat before it dropped. Sand and shattered shell exploded outward like shrapnel, tearing bark from the tree line and assaulting the little shack's walls. Then, with a thunderous groan, like a landslide, a body the size of a town slammed into the beach. The dragon king was upon them.
"My good friends, I am deeply saddened to inform you, but I don't believe we stand a chance," the vampire proclaimed while brushing the sand off his coat.
"What gave you that idea? The fact that his single leg is the size of a mill? Or were they the fangs, the height of me?"
The werewolf groaned, keeping himself low to the ground, on all fours, like a beast ready to pounce.
"Say, how long do we need to distract it before the ritual is complete? I wish to know whether I need to take my coat off or not."
The vampire asked the one guard of Natasha's who remained outside.
"Two minutes," the guard replied, indifferent, while unsheathing his blade.
"Only two? Marvellous! That would barely be enough time to properly ruin my favourite coat."
The vampire complained, shrugging his coat off before tossing it at the guard.
"There. Sacrificed for the king and the country... I mean myself, of course, not the coat. Do remember this moment fondly and tell your grandkids how amazing I was."
The guard was shocked for a moment as the lights were turned out for him. The coat landed squarely on his head, and by the time he managed to remove it, he wished he had not. The scene before him was way above his pay grade.
The vampire was the first to move; he disappeared from the roof of the carriage and, in a blink of an eye, darted up the dragon’s foreleg. Swift as the wind, he now balanced himself carefully on the ridge of the snout like an acrobat balancing on a rope. He sneered and raised one leg, bringing it down in an annoyed manner, like a disgusted noble stomping on a bug that annoyed him.
“Die, you filthy creature!”
The dragon reared its head back and took a deep breath before unleashing a thunderous roar that flattened bushes and unleafed the trees in the close vicinity. Following the roar was a sudden jerk of its head to throw the vampire off its snout, and then a flaming sigh. The flames engulfed the creature in an instant; in the midst of the amber hellish flame, a black silhouette could be seen tumbling through the air, but for a moment, the werewolf thought he had seen a proud grin. The smoke trail of the blackened shape landed in the shallow waters with a loud splash.
"I'm fine! Thanks for asking," the vampire called out to no one in particular.
The werewolf hit the beast's hind leg low, his mighty jaws that could tear a lamb’s head off locked tightly around a tendon the width of a ship's mast. He dug his claws into the sand until the sand beneath turned dark and wet. The dragon's roar changed into what more resembled a pained yelp, and its leg moved. The dragon raised his leg, with the werewolf dangling on his Achilles tendon like an angry chihuahua. Without so much as granting him a gaze, he jerked his foot. The werewolf did not let go in time, and the kick sent him tumbling like a tumbleweed down the beach for two dozen metres, no less. As the werewolf leapt back up and howled, one of his arms hung wrong and limp. The dragon took a deep breath.
Somewhere behind the dragon's whip-thin tail, the nothingness worked without being seen, which is a difficult thing to manage gracefully when your opponent is swinging several tones of muscle and bone in wide, unpredictable arcs. Twice the tail had passed through the space that nothingness occupied half a second before. The third time he was less lucky. Something invisible caught the dragon’s tail mid-swing and yanked, hard enough to throw the dragon's rear sideways into the sand. The pained yelp that followed was indicative enough that the feat cost Nothingness dearly.
"I’m coming to help whoever's currently attached to that tail. Just, erm, hang on a little longer."
The vampire called out, hauling himself, dripping, from the shallows as the dragon impatiently swung his tail side to side, trying to shake off the Nothingness that was attached to it.
"Believe me, I am trying!" The reply came that was clearly struggling for air.
The one guard left standing tossed the coat to the side, and before he himself even realised it, he was already running, sword drawn, toward several tons of a god, because someone had to buy the last of those two minutes, and there was no one else left between the shack and the dragon.
Whether any of it counted as fighting or more as four people, if they could be referred to as such, refusing to die was… at this point, hard to say. The chaos persisted for the briefest of moments, then, with a single flap of his wings, the shack and the company were gone. A gust of wind came from the other direction. It blew the werewolf off his feet and sent him tumbling through the air like a leaf, unlike the massive, hulking dragon next to him. The vampire followed in the cherished company of the carriage and two horses. Nothing was somewhere, probably. Where the shed had stood, now there was nothing.
The mighty wind was not wind at all, not in a traditional sense. It was time itself unravelling. It took everything with it: the company, the dragon, and the world itself. It scattered them and flung each into a different corner of the land like leaves scattered by a storm. The ritual was complete, and the tide of time had turned, carrying them all back.
Natasha pushed open the tavern door, shaking rain from her cloak. The place was half-empty, a few locals enjoying their drinks, and a dying flame crackling in the corner of the room, keeping the stew warm. She scanned the room and found him in an instant. Alone in the corner: dishevelled hair, unkept beard, disinterested posture and gaze fixated on his cup. Nothing else amused him. The sound of her boots echoed through the tavern as she crossed the room toward him without so much as offering a greeting to the keeper. She planted her hands on the table, and it was then that he raised his disinterested gaze slowly to meet hers.
"Can I help you? Plenty of empty seats around; you don't need to take this one." She smiled.
"Hmmm, I'm looking for someone. A big bad wolf."
For just a moment, his eyes flickered beastly amber, and his expression turned to one of curiosity.
"Oh?"